The Goonstapo ain't gettin paid?

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By Johnny You
4 Feb 2026 7:06 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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I saw a report of complaints by agents they are not getting the 50K sign on bonus and have not been paid in weeks or months..

Where are all these dollars going? What is the total cost per deportee (Excluding Renee Good and Alex Pretti's lives)

Trump 101..  Tell the contractor to stuff it up their *** anbd let them sue to get paid. Too bad there won't be any courts of law soon.

I saw a report some agents have not received their sign on bonuses. Is there any credibilty to the claim?
Yes, there is credibility to these reports. Recent investigations and internal complaints indicate significant issues with the rollout of recruitment incentives during the current rapid hiring surge. 
Reported Issues with Sign-on Bonuses 
Payment Delays: New hires have reported waiting weeks or months without receiving promised sign-on bonuses or regular paychecks. Some agents have taken to private forums like Reddit to express frustration over missing payments despite being active on duty.
Partial Payments: Some agents discovered that bonuses are split over three years (e.g., $10,000 initially and the remainder in annual installments) rather than paid as a single lump sum.
Net vs. Gross Discrepancies: There are reports of "sticker shock" where agents received amounts significantly lower than advertised after high federal tax withholdings and other deductions.
Administrative Overload: Former senior ICE officials and news reports suggest that the agency's Human Resources (HR) department is currently unequipped to handle the massive influx of 12,000+ new hires, leading to widespread clerical errors and payment stalls. 
NPR
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Other Onboarding Challenges
Health Insurance Gaps: Some agents reported a lack of medical coverage for weeks after starting, forcing some families to pay out-of-pocket for medical emergencies.
Training Bottlenecks: The surge has forced ICE to shorten training from 20 weeks to as few as 6-16 weeks to get agents into the field faster, leading to concerns about readiness and administrative tracking.
Recruitment Confusion: In some cases, candidates were given tentative offers but faced "messy" communication regarding where to report or the exact terms of their compensation package. 
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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has officially dismissed these reports as "cherry-picking" individual cases, maintaining that the vast majority of officers are being onboarded successfully. 
CNN
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If you are a new hire experiencing these issues, you can typically find resolution through the ICE Office of Human Capital or by contacting your specific field office's payroll liaison.
Are you inquiring because you or someone you know is facing a delay, or are you looking for official DHS contact information to resolve a payment issue?
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:06 am » wrote: I saw a report of complaints by agents they are not getting the 50K sign on bonus and have not been paid in weeks or months..

Where are all these dollars going? What is the total cost per deportee (Excluding Renee Good and Alex Pretti's lives)

You are a **** POS liar... antifa will die
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4 Feb 2026 7:17 am
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FJB » 04 Feb 2026, 8:10 am » wrote: You are a **** POS liar... antifa will die
Antifa is not an  organization.. It is a concept known as Anti Facism you Facist MAGA dumb stupid ****. It's super hard to kill an idea, unless you are like Trump and hate The Constitution Traitor. Facism is also an idea that will never die but you are working on amplifying it after 80 years of combatting it since NAZI Germany.

I saw a report some agents have not received their sign on bonuses. Is there any credibilty to the claim?
Yes, there is credibility to these reports. Recent investigations and internal complaints indicate significant issues with the rollout of recruitment incentives during the current rapid hiring surge. 
Reported Issues with Sign-on Bonuses 
Payment Delays: New hires have reported waiting weeks or months without receiving promised sign-on bonuses or regular paychecks. Some agents have taken to private forums like Reddit to express frustration over missing payments despite being active on duty.
Partial Payments: Some agents discovered that bonuses are split over three years (e.g., $10,000 initially and the remainder in annual installments) rather than paid as a single lump sum.
Net vs. Gross Discrepancies: There are reports of "sticker shock" where agents received amounts significantly lower than advertised after high federal tax withholdings and other deductions.
Administrative Overload: Former senior ICE officials and news reports suggest that the agency's Human Resources (HR) department is currently unequipped to handle the massive influx of 12,000+ new hires, leading to widespread clerical errors and payment stalls. 
NPR
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Other Onboarding Challenges
Health Insurance Gaps: Some agents reported a lack of medical coverage for weeks after starting, forcing some families to pay out-of-pocket for medical emergencies.
Training Bottlenecks: The surge has forced ICE to shorten training from 20 weeks to as few as 6-16 weeks to get agents into the field faster, leading to concerns about readiness and administrative tracking.
Recruitment Confusion: In some cases, candidates were given tentative offers but faced "messy" communication regarding where to report or the exact terms of their compensation package. 
Government Executive
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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has officially dismissed these reports as "cherry-picking" individual cases, maintaining that the vast majority of officers are being onboarded successfully. 
CNN
CNN
If you are a new hire experiencing these issues, you can typically find resolution through the ICE Office of Human Capital or by contacting your specific field office's payroll liaison.
Are you inquiring because you or someone you know is facing a delay, or are you looking for official DHS contact information to resolve a payment issue?
 
 
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4 Feb 2026 7:20 am
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:17 am » wrote: Antifa is not an  organization.. It is a concept known as Anti Facism you Facist MAGA dumb stupid ****. It's super hard to kill an idea, unless you are like Trump and hate The Constitution Traitor

I saw a report some agents have not received their sign on bonuses. Is there any credibilty to the claim?
Yes, there is credibility to these reports. Recent investigations and internal complaints indicate significant issues with the rollout of recruitment incentives during the current rapid hiring surge. 
Reported Issues with Sign-on Bonuses 
Payment Delays: New hires have reported waiting weeks or months without receiving promised sign-on bonuses or regular paychecks. Some agents have taken to private forums like Reddit to express frustration over missing payments despite being active on duty.
Partial Payments: Some agents discovered that bonuses are split over three years (e.g., $10,000 initially and the remainder in annual installments) rather than paid as a single lump sum.
Net vs. Gross Discrepancies: There are reports of "sticker shock" where agents received amounts significantly lower than advertised after high federal tax withholdings and other deductions.
Administrative Overload: Former senior ICE officials and news reports suggest that the agency's Human Resources (HR) department is currently unequipped to handle the massive influx of 12,000+ new hires, leading to widespread clerical errors and payment stalls. 
NPR
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 +7
Other Onboarding Challenges
Health Insurance Gaps: Some agents reported a lack of medical coverage for weeks after starting, forcing some families to pay out-of-pocket for medical emergencies.
Training Bottlenecks: The surge has forced ICE to shorten training from 20 weeks to as few as 6-16 weeks to get agents into the field faster, leading to concerns about readiness and administrative tracking.
Recruitment Confusion: In some cases, candidates were given tentative offers but faced "messy" communication regarding where to report or the exact terms of their compensation package. 
Government Executive
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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has officially dismissed these reports as "cherry-picking" individual cases, maintaining that the vast majority of officers are being onboarded successfully. 
CNN
CNN
If you are a new hire experiencing these issues, you can typically find resolution through the ICE Office of Human Capital or by contacting your specific field office's payroll liaison.
Are you inquiring because you or someone you know is facing a delay, or are you looking for official DHS contact information to resolve a payment issue?

You are a **** lying liberal ***.... antifa are a bunch of **** pussies.... they don't dare come out to the rural areas... they would be hunted down and disappear really fast.
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FJB » 04 Feb 2026, 8:20 am » wrote: You are a **** lying liberal ***.... antifa are a bunch of **** pussies.... they don't dare come out to the rural areas... they would be hunted down and disappear really fast.
I am not lying and you are fooling yourself and you can't believe it Mr **** Job Blow.
You're kiiling us all and you don't  believe it.

 
 
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:27 am » wrote: I am not lying and you are fooling yourself and you can't believe it Mr **** Job Blow.
You're kiiling us all and you don't  believe it.

you suck george soros dick... stfu before you get hurt
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FJB » 04 Feb 2026, 8:28 am » wrote: you suck george soros dick... stfu before you get hurt
Live Free or Die.. I have had a good life..  I'd rather go down fighting your dumb shyt than decaying in a hospice bed.

A boomer's gotta boom.

You have sucked so much Trump scrotum your brain is clogged,
 
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**** that....here is some exciting news...

SWAT officer shot, suspect killed in shooting at Family Dollar in Spencer

The exciting part is the officer will be ok, and the perp is in a better place. 
 
 
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:29 am » wrote: Live Free or Die.. I have had a good life..  I'd rather go down fighting your dumb shyt than decaying in a hospice bed.

A boomer's gotta boom.

You have sucked so much Trump scrotum your brain is clogged,

you are not American if you swing left
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murdock » 04 Feb 2026, 8:58 am » wrote: Johnny you niitas slams South Park.
Satan's Salesman turned up stuck in the turdlock
Reported. Go away.
 
 
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FJB » 04 Feb 2026, 8:28 am » wrote: you suck george soros dick... stfu before you get hurt
Duck,

Don't run your lip.
 
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:29 am » wrote: Live Free or Die.. I have had a good life..  I'd rather go down fighting your dumb shyt than decaying in a hospice bed.

A boomer's gotta boom.

You have sucked so much Trump scrotum your brain is clogged,
Excellent! When you die, I hope TRUMP gives your Eulogy. I imagine it like this.
https://tryparrotai.com/video?id=w_wjoxnfxx
 
 
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MR-7 » 04 Feb 2026, 9:37 am » wrote: Excellent! When you die, I hope TRUMP gives your Eulogy. I imagine it like this.
tryparrotai /video?id=w_wjoxnfxx
The link doesn't work.. Tha will work as my Epitaph.
 
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JohnnyYou » 04 Feb 2026, 8:06 am » wrote: I saw a report of complaints by agents they are not getting the 50K sign on bonus and have not been paid in weeks or months..

Where are all these dollars going? What is the total cost per deportee (Excluding Renee Good and Alex Pretti's lives)

Trump 101..  Tell the contractor to stuff it up their *** anbd let them sue to get paid. Too bad there won't be any courts of law soon.

I saw a report some agents have not received their sign on bonuses. Is there any credibilty to the claim?
Yes, there is credibility to these reports. Recent investigations and internal complaints indicate significant issues with the rollout of recruitment incentives during the current rapid hiring surge. 
Reported Issues with Sign-on Bonuses 
Payment Delays: New hires have reported waiting weeks or months without receiving promised sign-on bonuses or regular paychecks. Some agents have taken to private forums like Reddit to express frustration over missing payments despite being active on duty.
Partial Payments: Some agents discovered that bonuses are split over three years (e.g., $10,000 initially and the remainder in annual installments) rather than paid as a single lump sum.
Net vs. Gross Discrepancies: There are reports of "sticker shock" where agents received amounts significantly lower than advertised after high federal tax withholdings and other deductions.
Administrative Overload: Former senior ICE officials and news reports suggest that the agency's Human Resources (HR) department is currently unequipped to handle the massive influx of 12,000+ new hires, leading to widespread clerical errors and payment stalls. 
NPR
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 +7
Other Onboarding Challenges
Health Insurance Gaps: Some agents reported a lack of medical coverage for weeks after starting, forcing some families to pay out-of-pocket for medical emergencies.
Training Bottlenecks: The surge has forced ICE to shorten training from 20 weeks to as few as 6-16 weeks to get agents into the field faster, leading to concerns about readiness and administrative tracking.
Recruitment Confusion: In some cases, candidates were given tentative offers but faced "messy" communication regarding where to report or the exact terms of their compensation package. 
Government Executive
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The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has officially dismissed these reports as "cherry-picking" individual cases, maintaining that the vast majority of officers are being onboarded successfully. 
CNN
CNN
If you are a new hire experiencing these issues, you can typically find resolution through the ICE Office of Human Capital or by contacting your specific field office's payroll liaison.
Are you inquiring because you or someone you know is facing a delay, or are you looking for official DHS contact information to resolve a payment issue?

hey DEI Johnny

I saw a report they they are getting the money and bonuses too

you spread hoaxes and fake news....so my report has credibility....yours doesn't
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nefarious101 » 04 Feb 2026, 9:39 am » wrote: hey DEI Johnny

I saw a report they they are getting the money and bonuses too

you spread hoaxes and fake news....so my report has credibility....yours doesn't
DEI Johnny hates American citizens. He puts ILLEGALS above them. Johnny should be Reported and Deported.
 
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MR-7 » 04 Feb 2026, 9:52 am » wrote: DEI Johnny hates American citizens. He puts ILLEGALS above them. Johnny should be Reported and Deported.

DEI Johnny is harmless since they took away his black privilege...aka affirmative action 

he has no idea how to deal with a level playing field
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Blackvegetable » 04 Feb 2026, 9:18 am » wrote: Duck,

Don't run your lip.

if I want to hear anything from you, I will tell Soros to let you come up for air. You cocksucker
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FJB » 04 Feb 2026, 3:54 pm » wrote: if I want to hear anything from you, I will tell Soros to let you come up for air. You cocksucker
You don't want to get near, Duck
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MR-7 » 04 Feb 2026, 9:52 am » wrote: DEI Johnny hates American citizens. He puts ILLEGALS above them. Johnny should be Reported and Deported.
I don't hate you man. I have respect for fiscal responsibility and accountability in leadership.  So do you. You are just a victim of the biggest hoodwinked and bamboozleed discombubulated leadership scam in the history of such course of human events..  It  is dissapointing I have to coordinate with **** facisted idiots in my country.

Jobs Report is supposed to be pretty dismal today..  Get your little whirlybirdie on you spin cap going round and round and prepare your narrative of how great  America is..   I saw they are going to have to announce the count for job creation in 2025 may have been overestimed by 1 Million Jobs and totals have to be revised downward.. ZERO jobs were created in January 2026  Numbers will never lie Seven, but yours do. I am sure Trump will cover up a LOSS because there is a minus sign in front of it.

I saw Goons complaining no paycheck in the first four weeks.. It can take time for paychecks to get in place so maybe I had bias in my reaction on this thread that  day. But I am hearing continuing news the 50K$ sign on bonus is a hoax.  I know if they gave me $50K in a paper bag I would take the money and run..   Fly like a phooking goddamned eagle and hang out on some beach.

 
 
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