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Blackvegetable » 16 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

16 minutes ago

I owe, I owe....

One night I'm walking a poisonously pretty young woman from the Rock to her apt...once there it becomes apparent that my virtue is in peril. 

Now, in most cases I'm gonna give it up, but I knew she had a long time boyfriend....and she wasn't any kind of sportswoman. I had a small circle of close friends who were all cynics, but every one spoke really highly of her beau. I didn't want to be the jerk, and explained my position. 

Can't figure out why, but I thought it might mitigate my reticence if I threw in

"You'd have to get his permission."

She was REALLY pretty, but my frustration at not seeing her naked was tempered by my conviction that what I had done was noble and right...

I was entirely unprepared when she approached me two days later to inform me that she got the green light.

I compose myself for long enough to ask

"What on G*d's green earth is so compelling that you'd ask?"

She replied:

"There's a list of 5 names carved into a stall in the Women's Room at the Rock."

I'm thinking

"Cool."

But I'm in a "competitive set", and have a degree of pride...so I ask..

"Where does JFK, Jr. sit on that list? "

She

"He didn't make it."

I want that carved into my **** tombstone...

nefarious101 » 4 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

4 minutes ago

Hey Dickhead

And they're coming to take you away ha-haaa
They're coming to take you away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa

To the TDS farm
they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

Blackvegetable » 6 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

6 minutes ago

Pace yourself.

It will hurt more tomorrow

Blackvegetable » Yesterday, 6:31 am » wrote: ↑

Yesterday, 6:31 am

Funny story, Coozie...

Madonna was recently asked to name her "greatest dick-down"...

To no one's surprise, it was a Brown man. Specifically JFK, Jr.

That's likely out of a sample of 1,000.

But here's the part that will bring the pain.

He didn't make the List of 5 carved in the stall of the women's bathroom at the Rockefeller library...

But I did.

Think about that..

Huey » 28 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

28 minutes ago

 

he says as he lives alone.

Huey » 33 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

33 minutes ago

 

he says as he lives alone.

Blackvegetable » 17 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

17 minutes ago

Not so funny now, is it...

Johnny » wrote:

03 Feb 1970, 7:06 am

Huey » 43 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

43 minutes ago

 

he says as he lives alone.

This is your homelife?

https://youtu.be/LHdDPjgLBe4?si=BVjTgPmHDqH4mEYe



 

 

Huey » 12 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

12 minutes ago

Umm, what your little narcissistic little rant really says the women may be suckered into a one nighter but they are smart enough to realize you are a dick and don't want a relationship with you.

Blackvegetable » Today, 12:14 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 12:14 pm

She came back several times...

Huey » 5 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

5 minutes ago

She came back.....she left......she came back.....she left...She came back.....she left....She came back.....she left......

Blackvegetable » 5 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

5 minutes ago

Huey » 11 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

11 minutes ago

She came back.....she left......she came back.....she left...She came back.....she left....She came back.....she left......

Ask your ex what it's like to want something that much...
 

 

Huey » 24 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

24 minutes ago

Nah, I will will just ask the women I have been with for 30 years, lonely guy.

, I will will just ask the women I have been with for 30 years,

Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

7 minutes ago

Huey » 29 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

29 minutes ago

Nah, I will will just ask the women I have been with for 30 years, lonely guy.

, I will will just ask the women I have been with for 30 years,

be sure to call for permission to enter the master bedroom....
 

 

Huey » 1 minute ago » wrote: ↑

1 minute ago

I don't need any permission, lonely guy.  29 years pal.  You?  Not even close. 5 maybe?  See ya tomorrow.  You spend another lonely Saturday posting and with hand cream.

Blackvegetable » Today, 4:03 pm » wrote: ↑

Today, 4:03 pm

Wait...

You sleep in the utility room.