Another Beautiful Tuesday Morning where R "Eggplant" Suave laughs AT the MAGATs...

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By LowIQTrash
4 Aug 2026 10:02 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Huey
13 Aug 2026 12:32 pm
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Blackvegetable » Today, 7:48 am » wrote: A) I was "the victim"...why would I need a public defender?

B) Because the defendant's brother was a lieutenant on the force, snd the likely source of the prohibited enforcement grade pepper spray, the local prosecutor decided it would be much easier to fix this case without taking my statement or having me testify.



 

 
Fact of the matter is you instigated a fight and managed to get pepper sprayed.  Then called the cops.
 
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13 Aug 2026 12:56 pm
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Huey » 27 minutes ago » wrote: Fact of the matter is you instigated a fight and managed to get pepper sprayed.  Theget pepper sprayed.  Then called the cops.n called the cops.
Fact of the matter is you instigated a fight
a) how is it a fact?

b) why is he blocking the driveway and packin' pepper spray?
get pepper sprayed.  Then called the cops.
How do I dial, **** *******?
 
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13 Aug 2026 12:58 pm
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Blackvegetable » 2 minutes ago » wrote: a) how is it a fact?

b) why is he blocking the driveway and packin' pepper spray?


How do I dial, **** *******?
 

 
Just setting the record straight, Pepper Spray.
 
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13 Aug 2026 1:00 pm
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Huey » 5 minutes ago » wrote: Just setting the record straight, Pepper Spray.
That's objectively impossible. 
Your retelling isn't remotely plausible. 
 
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13 Aug 2026 1:04 pm
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Blackvegetable » 8 minutes ago » wrote: That's objectively impossible. 
Your retelling isn't remotely plausible. 
 

 
Just like most of yours about me.  ;)

You really hate it when your own game is played against you.  And remember, what is not a retelling, you claimed you had forgot about it.  Which questions the validity of your "story" even more.
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13 Aug 2026 6:17 pm
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Huey » Today, 1:04 pm » wrote: Just like most of yours about me.  Image

You really hate it when your own game is played against you.  
What "game" is this?
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14 Aug 2026 5:44 am
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Blackvegetable » Yesterday, 7:48 am » wrote: A) I was "the victim"...why would I need a public defender?

B) Because the defendant's brother was a lieutenant on the force, snd the likely source of the prohibited enforcement grade pepper spray, the local prosecutor decided it would be much easier to fix this case without taking my statement or having me testify.
A) people who get pepper sprayed generally aren’t the “victim”… :loco:  

B) no statement? no case..
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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14 Aug 2026 5:49 am
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DeezerShoove » 12 Aug 2026, 9:43 pm » wrote: Huh...
And I just thought he was a ****.
definitely a real possibility as can you imagine having a **** as a shared waller? the pepper spray was probably dispersed weekly…
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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14 Aug 2026 5:51 am
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ROG62 » 10 minutes ago » wrote: A) people who get pepper sprayed generally aren’t the “victim”… Image  

B) no statement? no case..
A) Really?

B) you're a **** idiot.
 
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14 Aug 2026 5:54 am
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ROG62 » 5 minutes ago » wrote: definitely a real possibility as can you imagine having a **** as a shared waller? the pepper spray was probably dispersed weekly…
A bit bitter, aren't you?
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14 Aug 2026 6:02 am
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ROG62 » 20 minutes ago » wrote: A) people who get pepper sprayed generally aren’t the “victim”… Image  

B) no statement? no case..
You can't believe an Eggplant, I'm even going to contest the fact it was "enforcement" grade .... whatever that meant.....seems to have been a defective batch.
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14 Aug 2026 6:08 am
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RebelGator » 7 minutes ago » wrote: You can't believe an Eggplant, I'm even going to contest the fact it was "enforcement" grade .... whatever that meant.....seems to have been a defective batch.
I believe that you're an idiot.
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14 Aug 2026 6:18 am
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Blackvegetable » 12 minutes ago » wrote: I believe that you're an idiot.
How many taser darts did you pull out before you neutralized the "assailant"? :rofl:   :rofl:  
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14 Aug 2026 6:22 am
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RebelGator » 7 minutes ago » wrote: How many taser darts did you pull out before you neutralized the "assailant"? Image   Image
Isn't that the **** you dream about?

Attacked by a bad guy, you pull out your AR and stand your ground..

I did it with bare hands...

That must really chafe.
 
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14 Aug 2026 6:36 am
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Blackvegetable » 18 minutes ago » wrote: Isn't that the **** you dream about?

Attacked by a bad guy, you pull out your AR and stand your ground..

I did it with bare hands...

That must really chafe.
Not really, it's been widely disseminated on this forum that you're a bad ***.....all from your own posts, of course.
Looking forward to the corroborating witness fantasies.

 
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14 Aug 2026 6:40 am
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RebelGator » 9 minutes ago » wrote: Not really, it's been widely disseminated on this forum that you're a bad ***.....all from your own posts, of course.
Looking forward to the corroborating witness fantasies.
It clearly chafes...

I told the story years ago......you've made it a legend.



 
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14 Aug 2026 6:43 am
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Blackvegetable » 4 minutes ago » wrote: It clearly chafes...

I told the story years ago......you've made it a legend.
Have you considered martyrdom?

It would be the natural end to your sequential journey. 
 
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14 Aug 2026 6:50 am
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RebelGator » 7 minutes ago » wrote: Have you considered martyrdom?

It would be the natural end to your sequential journey.
Suck it up....


 
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ROG62
16 Aug 2026 8:22 am
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RebelGator » 14 Aug 2026, 6:02 am » wrote: You can't believe an Eggplant, I'm even going to contest the fact it was "enforcement" grade .... whatever that meant.....seems to have been a defective batch.
probably upgraded from a 4oz to a 6oz container…
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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16 Aug 2026 8:24 am
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Blackvegetable » 14 Aug 2026, 5:54 am » wrote: A bit bitter, aren't you?
of sharing a wall?  :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :die:  good one, brown… :clap:  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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