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By RebelGator
9 Oct 2026 6:28 am in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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9 Oct 2026 6:28 am
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As an avid ski mountaineer, i made history by completing the first-ever successful ski descent of Mount Everest's direct North Face via the legendary Hornbein Couloir..... while using my skateboard,  sans the wheels of course, as a slalom ski. 
Long considered the "holy grail" of extreme ski mountaineering, the descent required navigating a brutal, unrelenting 9,000-foot vertical drop of pure ice, snow, and rock in what experts call a strict "no-fall zone".
I stopped to rescue a party of Sherpa Guides, and in the process had to leave my phone behind, while carrying two of the wounded to safety.
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9 Oct 2026 7:03 am
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RebelGator » 37 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ As an avid ski mountaineer, i made history by completing the first-ever successful ski descent of Mount Everest's direct North Face via the legendary Hornbein Couloir..... while using my skateboard,  sans the wheels of course, as a slalom ski. 
Long considered the "holy grail" of extreme ski mountaineering, the descent required navigating a brutal, unrelenting 9,000-foot vertical drop of pure ice, snow, and rock in what experts call a strict "no-fall zone".
I stopped to rescue a party of Sherpa Guides, and in the process had to leave my phone behind, while carrying two of the wounded to safety.
Are you two in the same screen writers guild making up scripts for future entertainment keeping art and reality joined at the hip governing tomorrows until extinction arrives?
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9 Oct 2026 7:22 am
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RebelGator » 57 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ As an avid ski mountaineer, i made history by completing the first-ever successful ski descent of Mount Everest's direct North Face via the legendary Hornbein Couloir..... while using my skateboard,  sans the wheels of course, as a slalom ski. 
Long considered the "holy grail" of extreme ski mountaineering, the descent required navigating a brutal, unrelenting 9,000-foot vertical drop of pure ice, snow, and rock in what experts call a strict "no-fall zone".
I stopped to rescue a party of Sherpa Guides, and in the process had to leave my phone behind, while carrying two of the wounded to safety.
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Sounds like a TALL TALE that BeeVee would invent, only better!!  :die:   :die:   :die:  
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9 Oct 2026 8:40 am
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RebelGator » Today, 6:28 am » wrote: ↑ As an avid ski mountaineer, i made history by completing the first-ever successful ski descent of Mount Everest's direct North Face via the legendary Hornbein Couloir..... while using my skateboard,  sans the wheels of course, as a slalom ski. 
Long considered the "holy grail" of extreme ski mountaineering, the descent required navigating a brutal, unrelenting 9,000-foot vertical drop of pure ice, snow, and rock in what experts call a strict "no-fall zone".
I stopped to rescue a party of Sherpa Guides, and in the process had to leave my phone behind, while carrying two of the wounded to safety.

 
:rofl:  

This is one of the Spoiled Princess’ better temper tantrums.
 
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9 Oct 2026 8:55 am
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RebelGator » Today, 6:28 am » wrote: ↑ As an avid ski mountaineer, i made history by completing the first-ever successful ski descent of Mount Everest's direct North Face via the legendary Hornbein Couloir..... while using my skateboard,  sans the wheels of course, as a slalom ski. 
Long considered the "holy grail" of extreme ski mountaineering, the descent required navigating a brutal, unrelenting 9,000-foot vertical drop of pure ice, snow, and rock in what experts call a strict "no-fall zone".
I stopped to rescue a party of Sherpa Guides, and in the process had to leave my phone behind, while carrying two of the wounded to safety.
LOL…sounds like material for a Hallmark Christmas movie…
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And yet....


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Blackvegetable » 27 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ And yet....


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Nice Postcard.
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Doesn't look like any area around Mt. Everest not that I been there to know the difference.
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sole » 41 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Doesn't look like any area around Mt. Everest not that I been there to know the difference.
No....it's a double black at Snowbird...

I think it's called "Widowmaker"..
 
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Blackvegetable » 8 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ No....it's a double black at Snowbird...

I think it's called "Widowmaker"..
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was correct.
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Like a book....

 
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RebelGator » 14 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Like a book....
Not exactly....

You'd be crippled trying...
 
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Blackvegetable » 21 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Not exactly....

You'd be crippled trying...

Analyzing past results should give you an idea about your future futility.
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Blackvegetable » 31 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Not exactly....

You'd be crippled trying...
Evidence indicates that the user is mentally deficient; however, I presume you are referring to loss of limbs.  :lol:  

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What is your response to gutless cowards who attacked you during your absence?

Inquiring minds would like to know...

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LowIQTrash » 11 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ What is your response to gutless cowards who attacked you during your absence?

Inquiring minds would like to know...

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There will be "meeting", if you get my drift...
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RebelGator » 30 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Analyzing past results should give you an idea about your future futility.
I've laid track all over that mountain..

 
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Yesterday 11:35 am
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Blackvegetable » 6 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
RebelGator » 36 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Analyzing past results should give you an idea about your future futility.
I've laid track all over that mountain..

 

 

So......
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This "Snowbird"



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Blackvegetable » 9 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
This "Snowbird"



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Have no clue WTF you are babbling about.
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