A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Misty » 21 Aug 2017 6:42 pm » wrote: It took me about two seconds to find it on Google under news.
The witnesses were the people that were with him.
I'm sure the police know who they are.
And their eyewitness accounts are the proof.

Again, who do you think hit him? You don't believe what 45 said, that there was violence on both sides?

I read current news and do not have to google it. If it were in the news you wouldn't have to google it. next thing ya know the guy will claim Cosby drugged him.
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crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2017 6:35 pm » wrote:So now size of family is your anthem.
My source also said it had been an ongoing problem for 10 years which would cover Soetoros entire time.
Thanks for playing.
I agreed with your source that said it was only part of the problem, and I also agreed that this is not a new problem, so I don't know why you are arguing with me.

You can't deny that he has a much larger family and they all travel overseas, so naturally it costs more money to protect them.

Sasha and Malia did not travel the globe like Donnie Jr., Eric and Ivanka and her hubby.

What the guy said in your source was quite different that what he told USA Today.
Secret Service Director Randolph "Tex" Alles, in an interview with USA TODAY, said more than 1,000 agents have already hit the federally mandated caps for salary and overtime allowances that were meant to last the entire year.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... LhBSHi.vLA
Looks like he's backtracking on what he first said.
Maybe somebody told him to walk it back.
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crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2017 6:45 pm » wrote:I read current news and do not have to google it. If it were in the news you wouldn't have to google it. next thing ya know the guy will claim Cosby drugged him.
WOW!
I don't even understand that.
How else would you find out if it was still in the news without using a search engine?

It's not exactly a major story that you would find on the front page nine days after it happened, except maybe in Charlottesville.

So I guess what you're saying is that you will never believe that the angry Tiki torch mob who were chanting Nazi slogans while they marched, would ever hurt a flea/fly.

Okay.

I guess you didn't watch the Vice video where they told a reporter who was embedded with them what their ultimate goals were and how they are very willing to use violence.

That video got one of their leaders arrested.
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Misty » 21 Aug 2017 7:04 pm » wrote: WOW!
I don't even understand that.
How else would you find out if it was still in the news without using a search engine?
It comes up on the front page, that is how. it is now like OWS, gone and forgotten due to no substance. if there was substance the alt left would be pissing down their leg and filling their shoes up.
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Misty » 21 Aug 2017 6:53 pm » wrote: I agreed with your source that said it was only part of the problem, and I also agreed that this is not a new problem, so I don't know why you are arguing with me.

You can't deny that he has a much larger family and they all travel overseas, so naturally it costs more money to protect them.

Sasha and Malia did not travel the globe like Donnie Jr., Eric and Ivanka and her hubby.

What the guy said in your source was quite different that what he told USA Today.

Looks like he's backtracking on what he first said.
Maybe somebody told him to walk it back.
My point is the size of the family is not a political point. It is what you get when you get a non career politician in office.
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crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2017 7:54 pm » wrote:It comes up on the front page, that is how.
The front page of what?
crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2017 7:54 pm » wrote:it is now like OWS, gone and forgotten due to no substance. if there was substance the alt left would be pissing down their leg and filling their shoes up.
I still don't get your point, but whatever.
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WONKETTE ALERT!
Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s Wife Lets Her Gigantic Asshole Flag Fly!

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Louise Linton got married 59 days ago.

Look, a picture of their glamorous wedding! The happy couple is flanked by Donald and Melon Trump, and Mike and Mother Pence.

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As Vanity Fair notes, it was a very fancy schmancy affair.

Mnuchin, after all, is a Goldman Sachs/Hollywood creature from the very swamp Trump promised to drain, which means he’s gotta lotta dolla dolla bills, y’all.

Fast forward to this week, and we see that Linton has settled comfortably into her role as a total **** asshole married to a total **** asshole who works for Donald Trump.

Linton posted an Instagram pic of herself hopping off a US American government plane, and made sure to #hashtag all the brands she was wearing because otherwise we would have assumed she got it all at Kohl’s:

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Unsurprisingly, a woman on the internet saw this and was like “I see you, Marie Antoinette,” so she replied, “Glad we could pay for your little getaway. #deplorable.”

This did not sit well with the Duchess of Mnuchin!

Here is your screenshot, since Linton has now made her InstaFace private:

Image We must cut in and remind everyone that they got married FIFTY-NINE DAYS AGO.

She must have done a metric **** of self-sacrificing herself for America in the LITERAL WEEKS she has been married to the fugly-*** Treasury secretary.

She probably wears Old Navy on Fridays, to show everybody she’s jes’ folks.

Whether she leaves the house in such pauper threads, we do not know.

Maybe she just throws them on to sit at the kitchen counter in her 16,000 square foot, $12.6 million Massachusetts Avenue Heights mansion and do her weekly coupon-clipping, because she’s such a normal, in-touch American.

Dialing Melania on her flip-phone, she may even be known to exclaim, “Girl there is a SALE at the Big Lots, and then it is UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS-THIRTY at the Olive Garden. You in?!?! Lolol EMOJI.”

Linton added:
She also said the poster’s peasant life looked “cute.”

And the choir replied, “CHRIST, what an asshole!”

As HuffPost’s Yashar Ali points out, Linton has acted like a foolish dickhead before, even before her many weeks of devotion to Steven Mnuchin, Donald Trump, and Making America Great Again:
Surprised she didn’t just send a mean girl Instagram message to Zambians asking if they even know how totally ruined her #ToryBurch sandals were after her excursion to the country.

How ungrateful!

She could have used the hashtag #AllCoutureMatters.

Oh well, #MissedOpportunities.
This is the wife (who gave him 3 beautiful children) that he traded in for the newer model.
Because after all, a hottie like him can't be seen with an old hag like that on his arm.

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Misty » 21 Aug 2017 6:32 pm » wrote: Your own source says that the fact that he has such a large family and they all travel so much is part of the problem.

They had budget issues before, but this is not making it any better.

And you can't deny that he is going to blow through Obama's vacation spending, if he hasn't already with his almost weekly golf trips.
Soon, Agent Orange will have no Secret Service protection, and the bullets will be flying!!!!

And John Hinckley and Squeaky are out of the nuthouses!!! Whoa-Boy! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Life imitated satire on Monday night when Fox News host Tucker Carlson offered effusive praise for President Donald Trump’s ability to stare at the sun during the eclipse without protective lenses.
“In a move that is not a complete surprise, he looked at the sun without any glasses,” Carlson gushed. “Perhaps the most impressive thing any president has ever done.”
Carlson was likely joking, but given his history of praising Trump, the humor ― if indeed that’s what he was going for ― was a little tough to spot.
Indeed, before his show even aired, humor writer Jason O. Gilbert tweeted a mock screencap showing Carlson praising Trump for going blind while looking at the eclipse:
:LOL: :LOL:
It's not Borowitz either.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tucker-carls ... 56868.html
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22 Aug 2017 3:40 pm
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That time when Clem said that 45 was only putting on an act.

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He sure has been good at keeping up that act.
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