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Annoyed Liberall » 22 Aug 2017 3:37 pm » wrote:
It's not Borowitz either.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tucker-carls ... 56868.html

onlyaladd » 21 Aug 2017 7:25 pm » wrote:

Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy **** Comes To Mind

We honestly aren’t sure whether Donald Trump was more unhinged than usual at his rally in Phoenix Tuesday night, or if we simply hadn’t seen him turn the crazy up to Eleven like that since the 2016 campaign.

Tuesday’s appearance was an actual campaign rally, paid for by Trump’s 2020 campaign committee.

And Donald Trump was presidential as ****, all the way through explaining that reporters make everything up, accusing the media of not accurately reporting his comments on Charlottesville while he actually misquoted himself, pledging to pardon former sheriff Joe Arpaio, and hinting he might shut down the government if the U.S. Congress doesn’t appropriate the money to build a border wall that he’d promised last year Mexico would pay for.

While he was at it, he told the crowd the Secret Service had assured him only a few people were outside the convention center protesting, which was accurate enough if you call thousands “a few.”



We’d offer an analysis of the substantial parts of the speech had there been any.

There weren’t, so we’ll offer a couple of summations from the Twitter machine.

Republican strategist Rick Wilson described it thusly:



But this is also every bit as accurate:



In one of the rally’s many highlights, Trump spent several minutes reading parts of his statements on Charlottesville, noting that he’d condemned “hatred and bigotry and violence” but conveniently leaving out the part where he condemned the bigotry, hatred, and violence coming “on many sides — on many sides.”

He also made no mention of his later insistence that there were “many fine people” marching with the KKK and neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.

Trump went on to explain reporters simply don’t love America.

In a great disappointment to the crowd, he did not actually direct the beating of a reporter onstage.

Give him time.

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell eventually just gave up on the live coverage of the speech, and cut away to talk with his studio panel about the lies and madness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxjPRwxSU8

Shortly after that, O’Donnell briefly re-joined the rally; Trump was talking about what a terrific apartment he has in Trump Tower, plus he gets to live in the White House, too.

O’Donnell cut away to the studio again, saying, “Clearly there is nothing worth following in what he’s talking about,” and then only went back to the rally when Trump dropped his maybe-newsworthy comments about Joe Arpaio and shutting down the government.

O’Donnell later explained on Twitter:



At another point, Trump accused CNN of turning off its cameras because the lying media wouldn’t cover his speech.
Viewers on CNN saw the entire rant.



On the possibility of a pardon for Arpaio, Trump got cheers for saying, yeah, sure, what’s a little criminal contempt of a federal judge’s order to stop discriminating against Latinos?
Trump also called for an end to the filibuster rule in the Senate, blamed “obstructionist Democrats” for refusing to fund the border wall that Mexico will definitely pay for — saying that he’ll shut down the government if it’s not funded — and said he’ll probably just give up on negotiations to reform NAFTA, so maybe he’ll just pull out of the trade agreement altogether.

Oh, and let’s not forget this bit of actual science, from the mind of the president of the United States:
This is the man with the nuclear codes.

Trump also took the opportunity to slag on Arizona’s two senators, John McCain and Jeff Flake, but very cleverly refused to say their names, because that way, he could make a big deal about how he was following the advice “they” — his advisors? the lying media? the voices in his head? — gave him to not mention their names.

There’s nothing at all weird in Trump’s repeatedly shouting “One vote!” — McCain’s apparently treasonous refusal to pass a sham of an Obamacare repeal — and then going on with his very presidential comments:
Of Flake, whom Trump cleverly didn’t name either, he said:
On NPR this morning, Republican strategist Michael Steele said the stunt was “almost like kids in the back seat of a car: ‘I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!'” and noted that maybe if Trump wants to pass anything in the Senate, it might be useful not to attack senators from his own party.

Aw, but what fun would that be?

It was a big night for Donald and his id.

Don’t go spoiling it with details about how legislation gets passed.

We’d hate for him to actually figure out how to do that.

Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You’re Not Wrong!



Time to read a poll and weep for America!

Don’t worry, according to the new poll from Public Policy Polling, Trump’s approval rating is still in a swamp of his own self-created ****, and it’s likely to remain that way.

Solid majorities of Americans know Trump is a liar who has not Made America Great Again, they trust the New York Times more than they trust him, and they think he should resign if/when it’s proven that his campaign colluded with Russia to steal the election.

And hooray, 86% of Americans still think the Statue of Liberty is cool, whereas 3% are like “No, eff that lady” and 10% DO NOT KNOW ENOUGH TO FORM AN OPINION.

Speaking of Trump supporters! We keep learning awful and disgusting things about these Americans who have been living among us THIS WHOLE TIME, the weird, unevolved species known as the “Trump voter.”

This person may be in front of you in the McDonald’s drive-thru right now, wasting your time because they gotta look at the menu for 30 minutes because they ain’t sure which sauce Mee-Maw would prefer with her McNuggets.

They might be sitting next to you in the waiting room at the urgent care, due to how they managed to discharge their gun while putting on pants.

They are the people the warning on the frozen pizza about how you have to take it out of the box and cook it before eating is intended for.

The point is they are AMONG US and nobody is safe.

They are not even safe from themselves!

Wonkette would like to request the U.S. government to issue complimentary helmets and elbow pads to all the Trump voters who answered the following questions in the stupid, racist way:

Should Trump still get to be president if it’s proven he worked with Russia to steal the election?

72% of Trump supporters say YES.

(So do 44% of Jill Stein voters. Impressive group of people right there.)

Which race is the most oppressed in America?

45% of Trump supporters say DUMB CRACKERS like themselves.

Which religion is discriminated against most?

54% of Trump supporters say it is CHRISTIANS, who make up over 70% of the American population.

Is it possible for neo-Nazis or white supremacists to be “very fine people,” as Trump claimed?

22% of them say ABSO-DAMN-LUTELY, while 24% are like *SHRUGGIE EMOTICON*.

That leaves a solid 54% who are brave enough to say they definitely think Nazis are bad.

Was Confederate traitor loser Robert E. Lee a cool guy?

Turns out 61% of Trump supporters would be willing to have a beer with him!

Who should be president of America, Barack Obama or dead loser racist Jefferson Davis, president of the Confederate States of America?

45% of Trumpers are ready to pull the lever for Davis, 35% are undecided voters, and only 20% are able to affirmatively say, OK fine, I will deal with four more years of the black guy in that scenario.

To be entirely fair to Trump people, a lot of those undecideds are probably too uneducated to know who the hell Jefferson Davis was.

(Hahaha, we were just “fair” to Trump people by pointing out how dumb they are.)

We will leave you with ONE hopeful nugget from this poll, and it’s that only 68% of Trump’s 2016 voters can definitively say Trump should be the GOP nominee in 2020.

So that election season is going to be fun!

Otherwise, holy ****, these people.

What the **** is wrong with them?

Misty » 23 Aug 2017 1:03 pm » wrote:

roadkill » 23 Aug 2017 3:53 pm » wrote:BTW...what's with your tattoo?
Is it like your name and address on your panties?
Or do you just want your boyfriends to remember your name when you're in bed with them?

Misty » 23 Aug 2017 4:00 pm » wrote:Brought this part of your post back from the Peanut Gallery, because this part was actually funny.


Misty is not my real name.
It's the name of my lesbian lover.
Shhh! Don't tell anybody.

roadkill » 23 Aug 2017 4:04 pm » wrote:Ironic...Misty uses the Peanut Gallery on her Peanut Thread.

Misty » 23 Aug 2017 4:38 pm » wrote: WTF is a 'peanut' thread?

Misty » 23 Aug 2017 4:59 pm » wrote:ROFL, Trump supporters desperately spreading fake photos on Twitter "from" Trump's Phoenix Rally.
How stupid are these people?
It's not even Phoenix.

Huey » 23 Aug 2017 7:04 pm » wrote:
Maybe as a black guy he is tired of idiots like you claiming he is an Uncle Tom, a sellout, not black enough, a house slave, etc.

onlyaladd » 23 Aug 2017 7:13 pm » wrote: Lol

You stepped in a huge pile of **** but are too stupid to know it.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagot ... y,amp.html