A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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His followers apparently enjoy being lied to.

He also told them there were very few protesters outside.

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23 Aug 2017 9:25 pm
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45: It's time to expose the crooked media deceptions and to challenge the media for their roll in 'formenting' divisions.

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fo·ment
verb
1.instigate or stir up (an undesirable or violent sentiment or course of action).

Or possibly

fer·ment
verb
1.(of a substance) undergo fermentation.
2. incite or stir up (trouble or disorder).

Not forment.

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onlyaladd » 23 Aug 2017 7:13 pm » wrote:Lol
You stepped in a huge pile of **** but are too stupid to know it.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.chicagot ... y,amp.html
Huey said he didn't step in ****. Trump did.
I sent his post to the Peanut Gallery.

Happy Huey?
Now you don't have to post it 10 more times.
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Anyway, last week The Donald visited an elementary school and sat in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy".

So he asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stood up: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, was playing in the field and a runaway tractor came along and knocked him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."

Next, a little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Trump searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand. He said: "If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed POTUS 45, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," said Johnny, "because it sure as **** wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a **** accident either."
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 9:49 am » wrote:I didn't post it ten times. I change it each time so you can't whine about spam. I'll show you how it is done.
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You may have changed the words slightly, but you posted the same image six times and in a couple of the posts you even posted the image twice, so actually I wasn't that far off.
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This is what our fearless leader spends his time doing.

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http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... sing-obama

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Misty » 24 Aug 2017 1:22 pm » wrote: Image

You may have changed the words slightly, but you posted the same image six times and in a couple of the posts you even posted the image twice, so actually I wasn't that far off.
Aw, Misty hates opposing views so she removes them.

Cry some more, stalker.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:35 pm » wrote:
Aw, Misty hates opposing views so she removes them.

Cry some more, stalker.
She has yet to remove one of my posts, most are leveled against progressives. The reason being they are attempts at humor. If you got in the spirit of this thread instead of trying to debate your leavings would be more welcomed. Image
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NeoConvict » 24 Aug 2017 1:50 pm » wrote: She has yet to remove one of my posts, most are leveled against progressives. The reason being they are attempts at humor. If you got in the spirit of this thread instead of trying to debate your leavings would be more welcomed. Image

I usually don't post to this thread. Since she continually changes the name of the threads (something we can't do) I assumed this was her cesspool thread. I did not realize this was her alleged humor thread.

So for that I apologize to you.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:35 pm » wrote:Aw, Misty hates opposing views so she removes them.
It has nothing to do with opposing views.
This is a comedy thread.
Misty » 20 May 2017 10:16 pm » wrote:Got something funny?
Post it in here.
Otherwise stay the **** out!
You never come in here to post something funny.
If you did I would leave it.
You only come in here to snark at me and start fights.

There are 28,609 other topics in the No Holds Barred section.
Yet you are constantly posting in this one.
Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:35 pm » wrote:Cry some more, stalker.
I don't know where you think you see me crying.
And as far as being a stalker, maybe look in a **** mirror.

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sock in a flip flop
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Misty » 24 Aug 2017 1:55 pm » wrote: It has nothing to do with opposing views.
This is a comedy thread.
You never come in here to post something funny.
If you did I would leave it.
You only come in here to snark at me and start fights.

There are 28,609 other topics in the No Holds Barred section.
Yet you are constantly posting in this one.
I don't know where you think you see me crying.
And as far as being a stalker, maybe look in a **** mirror.

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My previous post.
Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:54 pm » wrote: I usually don't post to this thread. Since she continually changes the name of the threads (something we can't do) I assumed this was her cesspool thread. I did not realize this was her alleged humor thread.

So for that I apologize to you.
Next time you abuse your moderator powers please let us know this is the alleged humor thread. At the time of laddies post there was NO indication. After your meltdown the other night concerning your lie about the cesspool thread I thought you renamed that one yet again.

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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:54 pm » wrote:I usually don't post to this thread.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:54 pm » wrote:Since she continually changes the name of the threads (something we can't do) I assumed this was her cesspool thread. I did not realize this was her alleged humor thread. So for that I apologize to you.
****. You know I haven't posted in my other thread since I turned it over to you Mean Girls on August 18th.
That thread has 734 pages.
This one only has 53.
Kinda hard to get them confused.

And as far as title changes, you know that all you have to do is ask a Mod, because you've done it, and had one of your titles changed.
Just not this Mod.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:58 pm » wrote:Next time you abuse your moderator powers please let us know this is the alleged humor thread. At the time of laddies post there was NO indication.
Again with that ****?
Please.....I'm begging you.
Report me to the Admins. if you think I am abusing my power.
Let's get this issue resolved once and for all, because I'm sick of hearing that crap.

So either report me of STFU about it.

Does the title Moose Knuckles and Poontang sound like a serious thread to you?
Again 734 pages versus 54.

And the post you were replying to was of a humorous image.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:58 pm » wrote: My previous post.
Next time you abuse your moderator powers please let us know this is the alleged humor thread. At the time of laddies post there was NO indication. After your meltdown the other night concerning your lie about the cesspool thread I thought you renamed that one yet again.

My apologies to the other posters.
Misty » 24 Aug 2017 2:07 pm » wrote: Again with that ****?
Please.....I'm begging you.
Report me to the Admins. if you think I am abusing my power.
Let's get this issue resolved once and for all, because I'm sick of hearing that crap.

Does the title Moose Knuckles and Poontang sound like a serious thread to you?
Keep it up stalker.

The old thread, Misty flying joint or whatever **** it was did not sound serious either. I made an honest mistake, moron.
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Huey » 24 Aug 2017 1:54 pm » wrote: I usually don't post to this thread. Since she continually changes the name of the threads (something we can't do) I assumed this was her cesspool thread. I did not realize this was her alleged humor thread.

So for that I apologize to you.
All ducky, now make with the jokes! :D
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