A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Vegas
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Q: What do you say to a feminist with no legs and no arms?

A: Nice tits, bitch.
Blackvegatble's hypcorisy summed up in one post: [/size]
Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑7 minutes ago
Very simple questions...

From which you are running...



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golfboy
3 Feb 2023 7:38 pm
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Do you charge Trump for living in your head?
 
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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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4 Feb 2023 1:46 am
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golfboy » 03 Feb 2023, 8:38 pm » wrote:
Do you charge Trump for living in your head?
I know you don't want to be reminded that you voted for that piece of ****.
I wouldn't either.
He's running again, so he's fair game.
Get over it.
 
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murdock » 03 Feb 2023, 8:25 pm » wrote: God you're a stupid bitch. 
What does tomorrow deliver every rotation of the planet arriving now at dawn? A new balance to everything that happens already here. What does humanity ignore about the dawn event horizon, It never ended yet. Same with evolving as a species.

Space is limitless, but time is finite to the cycle occupying space eternally changing what remains next cycle or nothing left cycling. Intellect is an induced by-product of the brain navigating unlimited space with a finite amount of time existing as one of a kind ancestrally displaced here now. which ever atmosphere is home to a planet's unique native food chain.

You pretend to know something fabricated out of hypothetical scenarios as all the truth you will accept possible and you defend that with relative statistical comparisons between he, she, it, person, place, thing, when, where, what, whom were involved with specific parts of the whole always focusing on the part with details divided from the whole life never exceeds evolving here now at the universal scale.

How and why intellectual minds are always thinking 5 generations behind current evolution results.

Every reproduction arrives to replace the previous 4 generations lived forward since inception of one's species and ancestral lineages present. Rule of law creates a constant like event horizons do marking balancing completed already.

When a species is self educating next generations forward to question everything but the answers responding are hypothetical scenarios, what became true?

Nobody knows how self evident life works in real time each generation gap still being eductated to believe anything else is possible than genetics eternally separating current population.

A brain originated in fertilized cell. A social identity is harvested after birth to follow hypothetical scenarios to extinction.

what does my post have to do with Misty's Thread?

The irony of it all, eternity was always in plain sight and personal experience with adapting to the moment living here now. 400 generations deceiving themselves and everyone won't change their nurtured minds when a person discovers what went wrong throughout history.

Pride before the downfall.
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Jantje_Smit
4 Feb 2023 7:13 am
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Damn, that was fast, only one post difference between those avatars...

I hope @murdock didn't miss this one

:rofl:  

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4 Feb 2023 1:52 pm
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Selaphobia » 04 Feb 2023, 8:15 am » wrote: No, he didn't. Claims it is his neighbor. He is lying as usual.

Not so much lying dude, more like just messing around. It's really jantje with no makeup.
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4 Feb 2023 1:55 pm
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Misty » 02 Feb 2023, 7:36 pm » wrote: Can you imagine what feeding time at Murdock's house looks like?
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4 Feb 2023 1:56 pm
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Demented **** says what?
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4 Feb 2023 1:58 pm
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Selaphobia » 04 Feb 2023, 8:20 am » wrote: Just for Giggles..

@sooted up Cyndi  @Jantje_Smit  will confirm.

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Confirm what, that you're obsessed with me? 
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Feb 2023 3:19 pm
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Selaphobia » 04 Feb 2023, 3:53 pm » wrote: @Jantje_Smit  @sooted up Cyndi  
You see his new Avatar?

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Did  he do that..?  That forum is obsessed with me.. all day... Cray cray is behind it.. A cyber warrior man recruit... thinks he's gonna intimidate ,me..
I think i've been educated here by the very best?
we'll see.. that's where i've been.
i hope I can make you guys proud ha ha ha...  snicker..
 
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4 Feb 2023 3:22 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Feb 2023, 4:19 pm » wrote: Did  he do that..?  That forum is obsessed with me.. all day... Cray cray is behind it.. A cyber warrior man recruit... thinks he's gonna intimidate ,me..
I think i've been educated here by the very best?
we'll see.. that's where i've been.
i hope I can make you guys proud ha ha ha...  snicker..
We'd be proud if you put one of those watermelon helmets on yer head.    You'd be so cute.      :wub:  
 
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Feb 2023 3:26 pm
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roadkill » 04 Feb 2023, 4:22 pm » wrote: We'd be proud if you put one of those watermelon helmets on yer head.    You'd be so cute.      Image
I'll be back in A DAY or two...lol. i'm ok. :wub:  threatening to bann  sooty? :lol:  as if i care. lol
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Feb 2023, 4:26 pm » wrote: I'll be back in A DAY or two...lol. i'm ok. Image  threatening to bann  sooty? Image  as if i care. lol

Someone threatened to ban you?   
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Misty » 04 Feb 2023, 2:46 am » wrote: I know you don't want to be reminded that you voted for that piece of ****.
I wouldn't either.
He's running again, so he's fair game.
Get over it.
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4 Feb 2023 3:39 pm
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Feb 2023 3:51 pm
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roadkill » 04 Feb 2023, 4:29 pm » wrote: Someone threatened to ban you?
yes laugh....  not here... we'll see how that goes.. As if i care.. It's a tiny click of losers..phobia knows...
yep.. i'm evil. LOLOL so if i'm not around for a day or two..... i'm workin it.  ha ha ha..  :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
 
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Feb 2023 4:08 pm
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roadkill » 04 Feb 2023, 4:29 pm » wrote: Someone threatened to ban you?
ooo and the cold Roadkill..... i've seen some scary cold in my day.. but between the wind and the bad low temps.. it really has been some scary crap the last few days... Wind is dying down now.. -45? wtf :wave:  
 
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Feb 2023, 5:08 pm » wrote: ooo and the cold Roadkill..... i've seen some scary cold in my day.. but between the wind and the bad low temps.. it really has been some scary crap the last few days... Wind is dying down now.. -45? wtf Image

Oh sh*t.    -45 sumbich!


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