A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:06 pm » wrote: Born with male parts but identifies as a woman.
Then you said it wrong. HE is a transgender MAN.

HE identifies as the female GENDER, but his SEX is male.

They're not the same thing - you need to understand that gender is NOT SEX.
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:06 pm » wrote: She has no interest in raping children in locker rooms or bathrooms.
She just wants to live her life in a way that makes her happy.
You mean he. Again, GENDER ISN'T SEX. Repeat that until you understand it - until it's automatic, and you never collapse gender and sex again as you did in these posts.

Whether he wishes to rape or not, he has no business swinging his dick in the same showers where little girls are using the facilities.

Men have dicks - you can google it if you doubt me. Dicks don't belong in women's safe spaces. Men are much more likely to sexually offend than women - again, don't take my word. Google is your good buddy.

If a man suddenly decides he's a woman, it doesn't majuckully make him ten times less likely to offend sexually. In fact, it makes him even MORE dangerous, according to the science and the statistics. You can google that, too - but it takes a bit of diligence and google fu to get to the actual science, bypassing the agenda driven happy horse ****.
 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

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If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:14 pm » wrote: If a man suddenly decides he's a woman, it doesn't majuckully make him ten times less likely to offend sexually. In fact, it makes him even MORE dangerous, according to the science and the statistics. You can google that, too - but it takes a bit of diligence and google fu to get to the actual science, bypassing the agenda driven happy horse ****.
Please don't introduce science in a discussion based on emotion.
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golfboy » 07 Feb 2023, 8:06 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:06 pm » wrote: Born with male parts but identifies as a woman.
She/her.
She has no interest in raping children in locker rooms or bathrooms.
She just wants to live her life in a way that makes her happy.
If she has a penis, she's not a she.
You know... science.
I don't expect you to understand the complexities of gender identity.
Children are assigned a gender at birth according to their body parts, not their brain.
Gender identity is how you feel inside and how you express your gender through clothing, behavior, and personal appearance. It’s a feeling that begins very early in life.

 
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Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:14 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:06 pm » wrote: Born with male parts but identifies as a woman.
Then you said it wrong. HE is a transgender MAN.

HE identifies as the female GENDER, but his SEX is male.

They're not the same thing - you need to understand that gender is NOT SEX.
Right. Gender isn't sex.
I agree.
Sex is assigned at birth according to body parts.
Gender isn't always the same as the sex assigned to someone at birth.

 
 
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:18 pm » wrote: I don't expect you to understand the complexities of gender identity.
Children are assigned a gender at birth according to their body parts, not their brain.
Gender identity is how you feel inside and how you express your gender through clothing, behavior, and personal appearance. It’s a feeling that begins very early in life.
lol.   So every girl that was a tomboy, was really gender confused, but somehow that resolved itself without hormone blockers and mutilation of their bodies?
Imagine how many of those women would have been screwed up for the rest of their lives, if you idiots had your way.

Weird how this never was a thing until the last 2 years. 
No one needs to be lectured from people that don't even know what bathroom they are supposed to use. 
 
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:22 pm » wrote: Gender isn't always the same as the sex assigned to someone at birth.
Yea, only 99.997% of the time. 
 
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golfboy » 07 Feb 2023, 8:17 pm » wrote:
Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:14 pm » wrote: If a man suddenly decides he's a woman, it doesn't majuckully make him ten times less likely to offend sexually. In fact, it makes him even MORE dangerous, according to the science and the statistics. You can google that, too - but it takes a bit of diligence and google fu to get to the actual science, bypassing the agenda driven happy horse ****.
Please don't introduce science in a discussion based on emotion.
Right because I'm a woman therefore I must be all emotional and ****.
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:24 pm » wrote: Right because I'm a woman therefore I must be all emotional and ****.
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You said it, not me. 
A lefty and a woman... yea, guilty.
 
 
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golfboy » 07 Feb 2023, 8:23 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:22 pm » wrote: Gender isn't always the same as the sex assigned to someone at birth.
Yea, only 99.997% of the time.
Not according to you MAGAs who see a trans person behind every tree.
Y'all act as if trans people are the biggest scourge to this country when in fact they are a small minority of the population.
 
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:22 pm » wrote: Right. Gender isn't sex.
I agree.
Sex is assigned at birth according to body parts.
Gender isn't always the same as the sex assigned to someone at birth.
It's good that you understand that. If TRUMP tells you tomorrow that he is a woman, that does NOT give TRUMP the right to barge naked into your gym shower, or your daughter's or grand daughters. They don't need to see Trump's dick - or any man's dick without express consent. Asking them to is a crime against their humanity and against their sex.

Men are dangerous, and sexually aggresive. The only thing more dangerous to little girls than men are extremely confused women.

When Trump went into the locker room of the miss teen usa contestants, your blithe pretense that a mere declaration of gender would have justified trump's perving on little girls was retarded. And don't pretend that is not your position. The declaration IS the definition. They are "transgender" because they SAY they are "transgender" - no other evidence required, and whoever calls **** is a bigot. . 

You need to THINK. 

Just THINK.

 
 
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You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:24 pm » wrote: Right because I'm a woman therefore I must be all emotional and ****.
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My wife told me that I should get in touch with my feminine side so I ran the car into a tree and haven't spoken to her all day.
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Selaphobia » 07 Feb 2023, 8:25 pm » wrote: Something went very wrong with this tv series experiment

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It was not an experiment.
Jazz knew at the age of 2 that she was a girl.
She even said, "I have a boy body with a girl brain."
She insisted on dressing as a girl.
Nobody 'groomed' her, she just knew it.

And BTW, fat shaming her is 1. Disgusting and 2. Her weight has nothing to do with her gender identity.
She struggles with an eating disorder (binge eating), something that many other people do.

And PS she is wicked smart and goes to Harvard University.

This is her story:

https://youtu.be/6nR16HZ5rEg
 
 
 
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:24 pm » wrote: Right because I'm a woman therefore I must be all emotional and ****.
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No, because you're illogical and emotional, and therefore almost certainly a woman. 
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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7 Feb 2023 7:34 pm
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:22 pm » wrote: Right. Gender isn't sex.
I agree.
So you understand, then, that a GENDER claim does not rightly change what SEX we lock you in a cell with. Or make you compete against in sports. Or force you to accept in your shower.

Because you GET it. Gender is not sex. 

Good talk. :)
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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murdock » 07 Feb 2023, 8:30 pm » wrote: My wife told me that I should get in touch with my feminine side so I ran the car into a tree and haven't spoken to her all day.
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

 
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Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:28 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:22 pm » wrote: Right. Gender isn't sex.
I agree.
Sex is assigned at birth according to body parts.
Gender isn't always the same as the sex assigned to someone at birth.
It's good that you understand that. If TRUMP tells you tomorrow that he is a woman, that does NOT give TRUMP the right to barge naked into your gym shower, or your daughter's or grand daughters. They don't need to see Trump's dick - or any man's dick without express consent. Asking them to is a crime against their humanity and against their sex.
Thank you for that visual.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:28 pm » wrote: Men are dangerous, and sexually aggresive. The only thing more dangerous to little girls than men are extremely confused women.

 
Right. MEN are aggressive.
And MEN pretending to be women so they can molest little girls are dangerous.
But that is NOT the intention of trans people who may still have male parts but identify as women.
Why are you trying to punish them for what criminals are doing?

 
 
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Cannonpointer » 07 Feb 2023, 8:32 pm » wrote:
Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:24 pm » wrote: Right because I'm a woman therefore I must be all emotional and ****.
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No, because you're illogical and emotional, and therefore almost certainly a woman.
RichClem AKA Termin8tor was illogical and emotional, but I'm pretty sure that he was not a woman.
He once said that after playing basketball for a few hours his dick wouldn't get hard.
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RedheadedStranger » 07 Feb 2023, 8:37 pm » wrote:
murdock » 07 Feb 2023, 8:30 pm » wrote: My wife told me that I should get in touch with my feminine side so I ran the car into a tree and haven't spoken to her all day.
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
That is kinda funny.
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:39 pm » wrote: RichClem AKA Termin8tor was illogical and emotional, but I'm pretty sure that he was not a woman.
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Is that a bit of bigotry?

Did you ever ask the elephantine fool how it identified?

Tell me this - and be honest. If that freak decided he was a woman - on the "inside," where it rully rully counts, - do you GENUINELY support his "right" to wave his cock in women's showers?

Take your time - think it through. Consult your inner crone (FYI, "crone" is a term of DEEP respect to educated liberals; if you ever meet one, ax him).

It's not a rhetorical question. My enquiring mind wants to know. :)
"Because I SAY I am" is fallacy, not science

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not your friend

An opinion you won't defend is not yours. It's someone else's.

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe.

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge.

Only religions declare heresy; only lies require protection.


If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 07 Feb 2023, 8:37 pm » wrote: Thank you for that visual.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Right. MEN are aggressive.
And MEN pretending to be women so they can molest little girls are dangerous.
But that is NOT the intention of trans people who may still have male parts but identify as women.
Why are you trying to punish them for what criminals are doing?

I am on your side.
You know this fact.
I will fight for you.
You know this.


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