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Misty » 24 Aug 2017 11:04 pm » wrote: How many of your threads did I post in today SICKO?
Don't answer that.
It's rhetorical.
The answer of course is none.

How many posts did you make in my threads?
I lost count.

You might be fooling yourself, but you're not fooling anyone else.
Anyone with eyes can see how it is.

I think I won't move your stuff to the PG for a while, so people can really see how **** crazy you are.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: What they will see is that once again you started the **** after it was over.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: You are an attention whore. All you gotta do is stop trolling me. You know this. Yet you continue.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: As I told you earlier, the second you stop this will end.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: Keep busting my balls and I will return the favor. The difference is you can't handle it.
Tonight is a perfect example. You said good night, claiming you were done for the night. Yet less than an hour later here you are trolling me again.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: Exactly who is the sick one?

Misty » 24 Aug 2017 11:30 pm » wrote: When was it ever over for you?
You have been doing this **** forever.
I don't want to fight with you.
I would happily ignore you if you would just do the same to me.
You are a very sick puppy.
I don't post in your threads, you post in mine.
And if I make a post in someone else's thread, you make one right after me.
And it never has anything to do with the subject of the thread.
It's only to take a swipe at me.
Stop what?
Posting in my own thread?
Posting on the forum?
Breathing?
LIVING?
WTF do you want me to stop?
I never said I was done for the night.
I said my battery was dying.
I plugged my tablet into the charger.
I think that's pretty obvious.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:31 pm » wrote:

Misty » 24 Aug 2017 11:38 pm » wrote: Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to click on this thread?
You're right.
You've gotten way more attention than you should have.

Misty » 24 Aug 2017 11:43 pm » wrote:

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 11:46 pm » wrote:Tell you what Misty. I'll give you to morning to get your obsessed trolling out of your system. After that if you are still whining and trolling all bets are off.
I doubt if you can do it.

Misty » 25 Aug 2017 12:51 pm » wrote: You lose.....again.
I said not one word to you after you made that post, but you still trolled me in another thread.

Misty » 25 Aug 2017 12:51 pm » wrote: You lose.....again.
I said not one word to you after you made that post, but you still trolled me in another thread.

Huey » 24 Aug 2017 8:22 pm » wrote: Asshole, nobody said you posted. I said you are still removing posts to PG, ya **** liar.

Next, YOU need to stop trolling me.

The reason you haven't removed any, liar, is because we haven't posted to it since then. Because you lied and were still removing comments

Stop the **** lying. Stop playing the **** victim when you create this ****, and stop busting balls because you **** can't handle it when someone bust your chops back.

If you can do that I won't say **** to you on your threads. You keep attacking me and lying I will be back. When you post **** on real threads, I will call it out,

Capisce? The choice is yours.

Huey » 25 Aug 2017 1:20 pm » wrote: Please don't **** up legitimate threads with your obsession and personal hang ups.

Thanks.

Misty » 25 Aug 2017 1:26 pm » wrote: Take your own advice and stay out of my threads.
Thanks.

Priest says he collected child porn to get revenge on God for poker losses.

HONESDALE, Pa. -- A New Jersey priest was trying to get revenge on God for poker losses when he collected computerized child pornography at his weekend home in Pennsylvania.

The Rev. Kevin Gugliotta, of Mahwah, was sentenced Thursday to 11 1/2 to 23 1/2 months in the Wayne County jail, receiving credit for 10 months he's already served.

He pleaded guilty to a single count of disseminating child pornography.

Pretrial records show Gugliotta told probation officers he felt God was attacking him when he lost poker tournaments and games, and got "revenge" by collecting the porn.

Alex Jones Just Wants To Know Why Michelle Obama Is Hiding Her Secret Penis From Him



According to recent reports, new chief of staff John Kelly has been trying to limit Donald Trump’s consumption of conspiracy theorist media — including sites like Got News and Infowars.

Unfortunately, this means that our president is unlikely to launch an official investigation into Alex Jones’s latest masterpiece of crankery — an 11-minute-long video about how Michelle Obama has a secret penis or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gISByrEVWUI

Well — sort of! The first two-and-a-half minutes are actually a bizarre and terrifying opening sequence that definitely looks exactly like something from a low budget dystopian science fiction movie, and then there are three more minutes of that crap at the end.

But the middle is certainly something to behold, if you can get through it.

Now, Jones — as he is prone to do — is claiming that he is not FOR DEFINITE saying that Michelle Obama has a penis, just that “people” are claiming this and their video “evidence” of this (a video of Michelle Obama adjusting her pants) is being deleted en masse from YouTube.

Also, he is just NOTING some of the evidence that points towards how this is definitely true.

For those of you that don’t want to watch the video, here is said evidence:

1) Joan Rivers, a comedian, said so once! AND THEN SHE DIED.

2) Sometimes Michelle Obama’s clothes poof out at the crotch.

Which is a thing that happens with clothes sometimes, no penis needed.

Wait until Jones sees a woman in a peplum skirt, his very mind will be blown.

3) One time it sounded like Barack Obama called her MICHAEL, and then another time, he went to say “my wife” and then said “Michelle,” but Alex Jones is PRETTY SURE he meant to say “Michael.

4) She has, he claims, “man hands.”

5) A new clip, in which she is adjusting some baggy-ish pants with a long crotch, and in which he claims he sees a penis the size of a cucumber.

He repeatedly slows this down in hopes of trying to get people to “see” it, despite the fact that there is definitely not a penis there, just some weirdly fitting pants.

I mean, do you have any idea how big a flaccid penis would have to be in order for it to show through pants like that?

That is not even possible.

Also I have worn pants like that — that is just what they look like.



First of all, there is no such thing as “man hands” — that is a stupid thing to say to begin with.

Second, here is a picture of my VERY OWN HANDS from the time I did a review of Sally Hansen’s peel-off base coat (which by the way is garbage):



I, much like Michelle Obama, have very long fingers!

In fact, my hands tend to be bigger than a lot of cis men’s hands.

Crazy, I know, but it was pretty convenient for when I was playing guitar.

Man hands are not a thing, outside of being hands that literally belong to a man.

Just to cover all of our bases here, let’s go over how vast and deep this conspiracy would have to be.

Here is a picture of Michelle Obama, as a baby, with a freaking bow on her head.



Here is a picture of her as a toddler.



So, basically, if we were to go by the Alex Jones version of things, Michelle Obama’s parents secretly also named her Michael, because she was a boy, but they dressed her as a girl, because they knew that one day she would meet a certain Kenyan man who was predestined to become the President of the United States, who would be gay, but also totally unable to just be a gay man (because he was going to be president).

Also his parents planned ahead for this as well, by somehow controlling the way Hawaii does birth certificates.

It is a conspiracy 50 years in the making. Why? Not sure!

Also, despite the fact that they are very rich people, Michelle has never had gender-corrective surgery?

Also, despite living as a woman with a large penis for her entire life, never learned to tuck?

Ah yes! That could have happened.

Also, everything Joan Rivers, a comedian, ever said in her whole life was literally and factually true.

And she was murdered by the Obamas for saying that.

Somehow, none of the other people saying that — and being totally serious about it, including Alex Jones, were not murdered.

What is it that he thinks the purpose of this vast conspiracy would even be?

Like, even if Michelle Obama had been born with a penis, what nefarious thing is it that he thinks it would mean?

What is the big conspiracy here? What would the goal even be?

That seems like a ridiculous amount effort for results I can’t imagine anyone could possibly understand.

Jones says he simply wants people to understand that not everything they are “told” is the truth.

His viewers may want to take that into consideration themselves.