A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Huey
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Misty, you really have to get out more.



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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 4:02 pm » wrote: The flood in NOLA happened when the levees breached, so they had no warning.
The amount of rain headed for Texas was forecast days ahead and yet people stayed.

If I were poor as **** and just lost everything I owned, you best believe I'd be whining like a son of a bitch.

This kind of crap is really pissing me off.
Can't leave that **** alone while people are still underwater?

You are comparing victims based on what?
Their political ideology?
Their economic status?
Their color?
the levees were told they wouldn't make it...nagin and blanco **** things up so bad and you liberals blamed bush....you people loved that new orleans misery for political purposes

you blamed bush and laughed...i can't believe you just said that
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28 Aug 2017 4:50 pm
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I take it all that whining, crying and complaining about wanting to be left alone was just your play acting about being a victim?

Tomorrow you going to be crying about leaving the forum again? Or is this another diversion to cover up your latest set of lies?
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28 Aug 2017 4:53 pm
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i'm trying to upload a very funny avatar.....i saved as....then upload to here said.........image file type mismatch: expected extention jpg but extension gif given

what does that mean in english?
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28 Aug 2017 5:00 pm
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INGLORIOUS BASTARD » 28 Aug 2017 4:41 pm » wrote:the levees were told they wouldn't make it...
Maybe they should have told the people and not the levees.
INGLORIOUS BASTARD » 28 Aug 2017 4:41 pm » wrote:nagin and blanco **** things up so bad and you liberals blamed bush....you people loved that new orleans misery for political purposes
you blamed bush and laughed...i can't believe you just said that
There was plenty of blame to go around, but remind me again, who hired the Arabian horsey guy to run FEMA?

Not many Dems to blame in Texas, but you should be happy, because at least you have the asshole Democratic mayor of Houston who told people not to evacuate, but to stay in their homes.

I wasn't posting on any forum in 2005, so I don't know how you heard me laugh.
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28 Aug 2017 5:01 pm
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INGLORIOUS BASTARD » 28 Aug 2017 4:53 pm » wrote:i'm trying to upload a very funny avatar.....i saved as....then upload to here said.........image file type mismatch: expected extention jpg but extension gif given
what does that mean in english?
I thought maybe you couldn't use a GIF as an avatar, but I just did it and it works.
(LOL, I may keep that one for a while.)

I've never seen that error message.
Do you have a url for it that you can post?
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28 Aug 2017 5:05 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 4:50 pm » wrote:Tomorrow you going to be crying about leaving the forum again?
Do you having that quote of me crying and saying that I was leaving the forum?
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28 Aug 2017 5:09 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 4:50 pm » wrote: I take it all that whining, crying and complaining about wanting to be left alone was just your play acting about being a victim?

Tomorrow you going to be crying about leaving the forum again? Or is this another diversion to cover up your latest set of lies?
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 4:50 pm » wrote: I take it all that whining, crying and complaining about wanting to be left alone was just your play acting about being a victim?

Tomorrow you going to be crying about leaving the forum again? Or is this another diversion to cover up your latest set of lies?
I take it you want this to continue, correct? No more playing victim, Misty. You own this.
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 5:09 pm » wrote:I take it you want this to continue, correct? No more playing victim, Misty. You own this.
Do you have a little chubby because I'm giving you some attention?

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28 Aug 2017 5:16 pm
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 5:13 pm » wrote: Do you have a little chubby because I'm giving you some attention?

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I told you a long time ago I wouldn't waste a blue pill on you. You then stalked me for days talking about my dick as I was embarrassed by it. That was ducking hilarious watching you go from thread to thread then whining about how you were being stalked.

The question is will you be able to handle what is thrown back at you? Or will curl up in a little ball crying about how everyone is always picking on you?
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 5:16 pm » wrote:I told you a long time ago I wouldn't waste a blue pill on you. You then stalked me for days talking about my dick as I was embarrassed by it. That was ducking hilarious watching you go from thread to thread then whining about how you were being stalked.
You wish I had stalked you.
You have done just about everything you can do on this forum to get my attention.

I'm not the one who is constantly in your threads.
I pretty much avoid them like the plague.
You can't say the same can you?
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 5:16 pm » wrote:The question is will you be able to handle what is thrown back at you? Or will curl up in a little ball crying about how everyone is always picking on you?
Bring it tough guy.
You're all bluster, with no substance.

What are you going to do?
Post a bunch of **** in my thread?
Make a snarky remark every time I make a post in someone else's thread?
Mention my name in almost every one of your posts?
Check my profile 50 times a day?
Start a bunch of whiny threads about me?

Been there, done that.
Let's see what else you got.
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28 Aug 2017 6:01 pm
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 5:56 pm » wrote: You wish I had stalked you.
You have done just about everything you can do on this forum to get my attention.

I'm not the one who is constantly in your threads.
I pretty much avoid them like the plague.
You can't say the same can you?
Bring it tough guy.
You're all bluster, with no substance.

What are you going to do?
Post a bunch of **** in my thread?
Make a snarky remark every time I make a post in someone else's thread?
Mention my name in almost every one of your posts?
Check my profile 50 times a day?
Start a bunch of whiny threads about me?

Been there, done that.
Let's see what else you got.
I haven't started a thread about you in ages.

I intentionally ensure I click on your name to see your profile because it sends you into a tizzy, *******.

You can't handle it Misty. That is why you lock threads, use PG, and threaten to leave.

Remember, you don't want this to end so don't whine about what happens.

Ta ta,
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28 Aug 2017 6:02 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 5:16 pm » wrote:I told you a long time ago I wouldn't waste a blue pill on you. You then stalked me for days talking about my dick as I was embarrassed by it.
I would be embarrassed too if I had a micro-penis that didn't work.
Maybe if you don't want people to talk about your dick, you shouldn't go around on an internet forum telling people you have a tiny dick that doesn't work.

I don't like tiny dicks that don't work, so you can save your little blue pill.

Your condition speaks volumes about your attitude.
Guys with small dicks are usually very angry, and I guess if you need a pill to get it up that doesn't help.
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28 Aug 2017 6:04 pm
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 6:02 pm » wrote: I would be embarrassed too if I had a micro-penis that didn't work.
Maybe if you don't want people to talk about your dick, you shouldn't go around on an internet forum telling people you have a tiny dick that doesn't work.

I don't like tiny dicks that don't work, so you can save your little blue pill.

Your condition speaks volumes about your attitude.
Guys with small dicks are usually very angry, and I guess if you need a pill to get it up that doesn't help.
Why are you so interested in my dick? Because I won't **** you?
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28 Aug 2017 6:07 pm
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So the postus is "excited" to see it, and wants to mention his rally.
What a horses ***.
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28 Aug 2017 6:09 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:01 pm » wrote:I haven't started a thread about you in ages.
Since when is 9 days 'ages?'
If I'm such a stalker, why don't you tell me when the last time I started a thread about you was?
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:01 pm » wrote:I intentionally ensure I click on your name to see your profile because it sends you into a tizzy, *******.
That's a good one, because you were doing it long before I ever said anything about it.

Any more lies you wanna tell?
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onlyaladd » 28 Aug 2017 6:07 pm » wrote:Image

So the postus is "excited" to see it, and wants to mention his rally.
What a horses ***.
**** Dildo.
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28 Aug 2017 6:10 pm
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 6:09 pm » wrote: Since when is 9 days 'ages?'
If I'm such a stalker, why don't you tell me when the last time I started a thread about you was?
That's a good one, because you were doing it long before I ever said anything about it.

Any more lies you wanna tell?

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28 Aug 2017 6:11 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:04 pm » wrote:Why are you so interested in my dick? Because I won't **** you?
No, because I've never actually seen a micro-penis in real life.
Is it a very small dick or a very large clitoris?
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28 Aug 2017 6:12 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:10 pm » wrote: Image
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