A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 6:11 pm » wrote: No, because I've never actually seen a micro-penis in real life.
Is it a very small dick or a very large clitoris?
Really? I figured one in your profession who has seen thousands of dicks would have seen it all.

I guess it is hard to see beyond your fat rolls. The old "coat her in flour and find the wet spot" routine.
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:14 pm » wrote:Really? I figured one in your profession who has seen thousands of dicks would have seen it all.
I guess it is hard to see beyond your fat rolls.
ROFL, you have to make up **** about me, because you got nothin'.
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:14 pm » wrote:The old "coat her in flour and find the wet spot" routine.
I'm thinking that when you're around, it's more like a dry spot.
Just hearing you talk about sex makes my va-jay-jay snap shut like a **** Venus Fly Trap.
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 6:23 pm » wrote: ROFL, you have to make up **** about me, because you got nothin'. I'm thinking that when you're around, it's more like a dry spot.
Just hearing you talk about sex makes my va-jay-jay snap shut like a **** Venus Fly Trap.
I have told you before I have no interest in having sex with you. You have things they haven't named yet:

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Your hubby is a brace man.
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 6:02 pm » wrote: I would be embarrassed too if I had a micro-penis that didn't work.
Maybe if you don't want people to talk about your dick, you shouldn't go around on an internet forum telling people you have a tiny dick that doesn't work.

I don't like tiny dicks that don't work, so you can save your little blue pill.

Your condition speaks volumes about your attitude.
Guys with small dicks are usually very angry, and I guess if you need a pill to get it up that doesn't help.
Was it Huey that posted one morning that he suffered the ultimate rejection: He was jacking off and his hand went to sleep...
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indago » 28 Aug 2017 6:35 pm » wrote: Was it Huey that posted one morning that he suffered the ultimate rejection: He was jacking off and his hand went to sleep...

That's why I have two hands.

Duh.
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:30 pm » wrote:I have told you before I have no interest in having sex with you.
Yeah, I know.
You seem much more interested in my husband.
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:30 pm » wrote:Your hubby is a brace man.
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Only time will tell. Your past history shows you play victim and whine about leaving.
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Looks like Chachi's wife is an even bigger asshole than he is.

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On Thursday, Chachi tweeted out a picture suggesting that the mother of one of the Sandy Hook victims and Heather Heyer’s mom were the same person.

The ridiculous picture implies that both the Sandy Hook shooting and the Charlottesville murder were hoaxes.

What Baio did was awful.

But then his wife, Renee Baio, opened her mouth and made things much much worse.

After reading an angry message to her husband from a parent who lost their child at Sandy Hook, Renee responded by telling Nelba Marquez-Greene that maybe her child was better off dead.

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I'm curious Misty. You whine and complain about leaving you alone. You even claim you have one foot out the door of the forum. I stay off your threads. When I do stay off your threads for a few days you stalk me on the forum.

I believe Clem is correct. You are seriously mentally unstable. You are an attention whore.
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I am far from crying, babe. I love this ****. The problem is come tomorrow you will be whining like a bitch.
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:57 pm » wrote:I'm curious Misty. You whine and complain about leaving you alone. You even claim you have one foot out the door of the forum. I stay off your threads. When I do stay off your threads for a few days you stalk me on the forum.
If you think that I am stalking you on the forum, then you have some serious issues.
I don't go into your threads, and I rarely initiate conversations with you.
You constantly butt into my conversations with other people, and make some kind of a snide remark about me, and then when I reply to you, you say I'm stalking you.

I guess you think that you should be free to go around bashing me, and I'm just supposed to stay silent.
Good luck with that.
That might have worked with the women in your life, but that **** don't work with me.
Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:57 pm » wrote:I believe Clem is correct. You are seriously mentally unstable. You are an attention whore.
He would be correct if he said that about you.
You are delusional if you think that I am stalking you on this forum.
Why don't you go start a whiny thread about it rose petal.
That's what you do best.
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28 Aug 2017 7:12 pm
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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 6:59 pm » wrote:I am far from crying, babe. I love this ****. The problem is come tomorrow you will be whining like a bitch.
You mean like the whiny little bitch who starts threads about me all the time?

How many of your threads start with the word Misty?
Shall we check?
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 7:12 pm » wrote: You mean like the whiny little bitch who starts threads about me all the time?

How many of your threads start with the word Misty?
Shall we check?
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Misty, you are gonna have to do better than this grade school ****. On a real forum you wouldn't last longer than a day.
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Misty » 28 Aug 2017 7:08 pm » wrote: If you think that I am stalking you on the forum, then you have some serious issues.
I don't go into your threads, and I rarely initiate conversations with you.
You constantly butt into my conversations with other people, and make some kind of a snide remark about me, and then when I reply to you, you say I'm stalking you.

I guess you think that you should be free to go around bashing me, and I'm just supposed to stay silent.
Good luck with that.
That might have worked with the women in your life, but that **** don't work with me.
He would be correct if he said that about you.
You are delusional if you think that I am stalking you on this forum.
Why don't you go start a whiny thread about it rose petal.
That's what you do best.
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Take your drugs Misty. You are losing it. You'll end up like this again

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Huey » 28 Aug 2017 7:14 pm » wrote:Misty, you are gonna have to do better than this grade school ****. On a real forum you wouldn't last longer than a day.
Have you ever read your own posts 'urinal cake?'
Calling people retarded (Corky, short bus, etc.) is so second grade.

I'm sure that GW and CP will be happy to know that you do not consider this a REAL forum.
I have to wonder why you waste so much time here, if that's how you feel.
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