A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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indago » 31 Aug 2017 2:43 pm » wrote: Was that a snivel?
No, just facts. She has a funny way of showing she is doing all she can to avoid me. I left her alone yesterday. She came at me. Left her alone today, she came at me. So I am just pointing out her lies.
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nuckin futz » 31 Aug 2017 2:39 pm » wrote: Who? Bibi or Agent Orange?

So who chose the Jews as the "chosen people"? It was the Jews!!!Thats very self serving and BOGUS! :twisted:

There was a wrestling match a few thousand years ago. God liked what he saw in Abraham so he blessed him and his progeny. The Jews are Gods chosen people. No other explanation for the 6 day war against a numerically superior and equivalently equipped army of many Muslim nations. That was unheard of. If that was the only case then I might be able to call it luck or a one off. The problem is its not. The history of that people is both profoundly blessed and cursed. No other people on the globe have remained historically relevant for thousands of years. Generally empires, tribes, and nations rise and fall. Israel has been in the spotlight for millennia.
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 2:32 pm » wrote: I went through all the Mod logs and the thread in PG was locked on May 20th, the exact same day I started this thread, and has been locked ever since, and I told you why I keep it locked.

So now I'm curious, when exactly did I leave for almost two weeks?
I know I was gone for a few days because my sister had surgery, but two weeks?
I don't think so.
I'm sure you can give me the exact dates, because you seem to keep very good track of my comings and goings around here, stalker.
You probably wrote the dates down in your stalker notebook.
I'm shaking.
So you're saying that if I were to look through your diary I won't find any posts of you taking a shot at me in the last couple of days?

You need to learn how to spell remember.
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Huey » 10 May 2017 5:16 pm wrote:
If something goes straight to peanut gallery, it will go right back to this fess pool. You will be busy. Got it? Keep starting ****, butch. Please.

Guess he forgot I can lock the door.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Got anymore lies about locking it?
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 2:32 pm » wrote:So you're saying that if I were to look through your diary I won't find any posts of you taking a shot at me in the last couple of days?
Well, well, well, that took me all of 30 seconds.
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 10:23 am » wrote:Dude, the world of this forum doesn't revolve around you. Go get with Misty you ignorant **** and whine how everything is about you.
Should I go back and find some more, because I'm sure it won't be very hard.

So I commented to onlyaladd about something you said, and you said that I 'came after you' and that I 'started' this today.

Now perhaps you can explain to me how when you take a swipe at me in a post that has absolutely nothing to do with me, that's not coming after me or starting **** with me?

This should be good.
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NeoConvict » 31 Aug 2017 2:46 pm » wrote:
There was a wrestling match a few thousand years ago. God liked what he saw in Abraham so he blessed him and his progeny. The Jews are Gods chosen people. No other explanation for the 6 day war against a numerically superior and equivalently equipped army of many Muslim nations. That was unheard of. If that was the only case then I might be able to call it luck or a one off. The problem is its not. The history of that people is both profoundly blessed and cursed. No other people on the globe have remained historically relevant for thousands of years. Generally empires, tribes, and nations rise and fall. Israel has been in the spotlight for millennia.
Was it a tag team match? No holds barred? Texas rules?

When the final big war hits, it will be in Meggido, Israel! Will you be there, or in your bomb shelter?

It is chiseled in stone tablets that's where the **** will hit the fan! And it will be a nuclear war, and we will be right in the middle of it!

If they are chosen, why is it the Jews got kicked out of every country they lived in? :roll:
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 2:56 pm » wrote: Well, well, well, that took me all of 30 seconds. Should I go back and find some more, because I'm sure it won't be very hard.

So I commented to onlyaladd about something you said, and you said that I 'came after you' and that I 'started' this today.

Now perhaps you can explain to me how when you take a swipe at me in a post that has absolutely nothing to do with me, that's not coming after me or starting **** with me?

This should be good.
You didn't even see that until now. Additionally, you do the same. So when are you gonna start doing all you can to avoid me, stalker?

Just awaiting.

As I said, you came after me. Keep it up. This on you. Now use PG like a ******. Or, this can end when you STFU.

CAPISCE?
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 2:47 pm » wrote:PG post dated 10 May:

Huey » 10 May 2017 5:16 pm wrote:
If something goes straight to peanut gallery, it will go right back to this fess pool. You will be busy. Got it? Keep starting ****, butch. Please.

Guess he forgot I can lock the door.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Got anymore lies about locking it?
Maybe you can explain to me how I managed to lock a thread on May 10th that was not started until May 20th?
That might have been my old comedy thread that did not have Peanut Gallery enabled, but not this one.

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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 3:09 pm » wrote: Maybe you can explain to me how I managed to lock a thread on May 10th that was not started until May 20th?
That might have been my old comedy thread that did not have Peanut Gallery enabled, but not this one.

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Is this you doing all you can to avoid me?

:clap: :die: :rofl:
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:04 pm » wrote:You didn't even see that until now. Additionally, you do the same. So when are you gonna start doing all you can to avoid me, stalker?
Just awaiting.
As I said, you came after me. Keep it up. This on you. Now use PG like a ******. Or, this can end when you STFU.
CAPISCE?
What difference does it make when I saw it?
Are you saying that because I didn't see it until now, that means it didn't happen?
And, no, I don't do the SAME.
The fact is that you do that **** CONSTANTLY, but when I make one comment about you, you go all ape **** about it, and start whining about how I came after you, and I started it.
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:04 pm » wrote:....this can end when you STFU.
Capisce this mother ****, it will only end when you stop acting like a **** psycho.

You've been trying to shut me up for a long time.
How's that workin' for ya?
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:18 pm » wrote:Is this you doing all you can to avoid me?

:clap: :die: :rofl:
Yeah, that's what you do.
You got caught in a lie, so now you try and turn it back on me.
I was only replying to your post and pointing out your obvious lie.

I'm not going to just let you lie about me and get away with it.
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 3:23 pm » wrote: What difference does it make when I saw it?
Are you saying that because I didn't see it until now, that means it didn't happen?
And, no, I don't do the SAME.
The fact is that you do that **** CONSTANTLY, but when I make one comment about you, you go all ape **** about it, and start whining about how I came after you, and I started it.
Capisce this mother ****, it will only end when you stop acting like a **** psycho.

You've been trying to shut me up for a long time.
How's that workin' for ya?
And she keeps trollin' and trollin' along.

Are you still doing everything you can to avoid me?

How is it that working out for ya?

It was working out well until you called me out. Remeber, this on you.
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 3:26 pm » wrote: Yeah, that's what you do.
You got caught in a lie, so now you try and turn it back on me.
I was only replying to your post and pointing out your obvious lie.

I'm not going to just let you lie about me and get away with it.

And she keeps trolling and trolling along...Stalker.

I wasn't caught in a lie. You responded then moved it to PG. I tried to respond and it was locked.
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:26 pm » wrote:And she keeps trollin' and trollin' along.
Are you still doing everything you can to avoid me?
Not right now.
Actually I'm reading your digest.
Pretty interesting.
Love the way you're following CanuckleSandwich around demanding that he reply to you and then accusing him of stalking you.
Gee, now what does that remind me of?
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:26 pm » wrote:It was working out well until you called me out. Remeber, this on you
I called you out?
You mean like this?
Huey » 30 Aug 2017 9:23 pm » wrote:Gotta call out lies whe. I see them. Of Misty will moves this to PG. but it will come back. Since she refuses to unlock PG so her false comments can be challenged.
****.
Did I call you a **** in my post to onlyaladd?
I don't think I did.

If you're gonna dish it out then you need to STFU and take it rose petal.
You can't get all whiny when you reap what you sow.

(Still can't spell remember I see.)
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:27 pm » wrote:I wasn't caught in a lie. You responded then moved it to PG. I tried to respond and it was locked.
Still haven't explained how I locked a thread on May 10th that was not started until May 20th.
There was no PG version of this thread on May 10th.
It did not exist.

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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 3:44 pm » wrote: Still haven't explained how I locked a thread on May 10th that was not started until May 20th.
There was no PG version of this thread on May 10th.
It did not exist.

This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.

:rofl: :clap: :die:
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:45 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.
:rofl: :clap: :die:
Already told you, I'm not ignoring you right now.
I'm reading your digest and proving that when you say that I'm the one who comes after you and I'm the one who always starts it, that's a bald-faced lie.

So far I found two examples in just the last two days, when you were supposedly not coming for me.

Oh look, here is an example of you butting into my conversation with bigsky and making a comment about me.
Huey » 30 Aug 2017 5:08 pm » wrote:It is her severe case of whataboutitis.
That's pretty much what I did today in my post to onlyaladd, isn't it?
You know the one where you said I came for you?
Misty » 31 Aug 2017 1:21 pm » wrote:He uses the term 'Twitter Twit' a lot which is ironic since he voted for Sir Tweets-A-Lot, the biggest Twitter Twit ever.
So maybe you can explain to me what the difference is between what you did and what I did, and how I was coming for you, but you were not coming for me?
Don't answer that. It's rhetorical. There is no difference.

Got any more lies you wanna tell Mr. Innocent, about how you have been leaving me alone and it's me who always starts it?
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:45 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.
:rofl: :clap: :die:
This is Huey unable to defend his lies.
:rofl: :clap: :die:

Already told you more than once that I am NOT ignoring you right now.
I guess you're just dense.

I was reading through your digest and found several examples in just the last two days, of you being the one coming for me and starting ****.

So your accusation that it is me who does those things, and your contention that you're perfectly innocent, have just been proven to be the **** that I knew they were.
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 4:04 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
You're out of gas liar.

Now, I will commence pretending that you do not exist.

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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 2:44 pm » wrote:No, just facts. She has a funny way of showing she is doing all she can to avoid me. I left her alone yesterday. She came at me. Left her alone today, she came at me.
Well I sure proved that wasn't true didn't I?
I did nothing different to you than what you did to me yesterday and today, liar.
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Huey » 31 Aug 2017 2:40 pm » wrote: Remember, YOU came at me today, unprovoked.
Remember YOU came at me yesterday and today, unprovoked.

Glad you finally learned how to spell remember.
Sure took you long enough.
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Misty » 31 Aug 2017 3:42 pm » wrote:Not right now.
Actually I'm reading your digest. Pretty interesting.
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 3:45 pm » wrote: This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Misty » 31 Aug 2017 4:02 pm » wrote: Already told you, I'm not ignoring you right now.
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 4:04 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 4:14 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 4:28 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 7:11 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 7:36 pm » wrote: This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 8:17 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 8:35 pm » wrote: This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 8:37 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Huey » 31 Aug 2017 8:48 pm » wrote:This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me
Looks like somebody got stuck on stupid.
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