A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Huey
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onlyaladd » 04 Sep 2017 10:02 pm » wrote: Awesome comeback.
You obviously didn't know. So...

These next few months are going to be very interesting. Strap in.
I was aware of that. But you should know his letter mentioned none of that nor is that the official reason.

Right junior?
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Str8tEdge » 04 Sep 2017 10:32 pm » wrote:
You're such a **** liar!!!!! I even showed the post where I told you, you could believe the causation for the evidence was anything you want......You just got caught **** lying again, liar boy!!!!

How many times you gonna lie about this when I have the proof of your lies right there in the original thread?????
You are such a damn fool.
Your "proof" of my lying is as thin as your"IRREFUTABLE evidence that god does indeed exist (aka of god)"
Yeah that's my big sin you silly ****. Assuming when you said irrefutable that god exists it meant irrefutable evidence of gods existence. Same thing dummy. Now why are you pretending it's different. You lying piece of garbage. **** you.


This entire time you've been covering for your inability to back up your claim, and instead falsely muddying the issue by acting like I didn't call you out for exactly what you said.

This has been nearly a year and your stupid *** is still playing games.
So show me your irrefutable evidence THAT GOD DOES INDEED EXIST (exact words) or admit you are full of **** and move on. Stupid asshole.
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4 Sep 2017 11:13 pm
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Huey » 04 Sep 2017 10:36 pm » wrote:
I was aware of that. But you should know his letter mentioned none of that nor is that the official reason.

Right junior?
Lol. Cool bro. Yeah why not right down your alleged crimes in an official resignation letter.

Are you **** retarded? This is why I grow bored of this place. Sack up and stop being such an idiot or I'll just treat you like bigsky, nefarious, or golfboy....aka no respect.
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onlyaladd
4 Sep 2017 11:31 pm
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Hey what do you know?
Trump supporters.


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onlyaladd » 04 Sep 2017 11:11 pm » wrote: You are such a damn fool.
Your "proof" of my lying is as thin as your"IRREFUTABLE evidence that god does indeed exist (aka of god)"
Yeah that's my big sin you silly ****. Assuming when you said irrefutable that god exists it meant irrefutable evidence of gods existence. Same thing dummy. Now why are you pretending it's different. You lying piece of garbage. **** you.

This entire time you've been covering for your inability to back up your claim, and instead falsely muddying the issue by acting like I didn't call you out for exactly what you said.

This has been nearly a year and your stupid *** is still playing games.
So show me your irrefutable evidence THAT GOD DOES INDEED EXIST (exact words) or admit you are full of **** and move on. Stupid asshole.
Now you're taking the thread title and OP WAY out of context because you got caught being WRONG and LYING.

The evidence I provided that's used to build faith in God is measurable, observable and irrefutable. YOU CLAIMED IT NEITHER OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE A **** MORON.
onlyaladd » 03 Jun 2016 10:59 am » wrote: None of your evidence is irrefutable, measurable, or objective. By any stretch of those definitions.
You felt something, and improved your life.
WRONG!!!!!

Then you TRIED to claim I was proving God in a thread about faith, an OP about faith and AFTER I ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGED I WASN'T ATTEMPTING TO PROVE GOD WAS THE REASON FOR MY EVIDENCE.

I PROVED I WAS NEVER INTENDING TO PROVE GOD.
Str8tEdge » 03 Jun 2016 3:45 pm » wrote: Easily measurable, objective and able to be proven. No one can dispute the PROFOUND effect Jesus Christ has had on my life. You can claim you disbelief it was him and the flying spaghetti monster instead but what kind of logical, rational sense does THAT make, based on thousands of years of human history and evidence atheists tend to turn a blind eye to.


PROVEN I wasn't attempting to prove causation, but YOUR ******* to this day still claims I am. Why is that?

Because you're a LIAR who STILL can't admit you were wrong about observable, measurable and irrefutable.

Because you STILL can't admit all three pertain to the evidence that leads to FAITH in God in a thread title about faith and an OP about faith. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

You're WRONG and a LIAR. PROVEN.
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onlyaladd » 04 Sep 2017 11:13 pm » wrote: Lol. Cool bro. Yeah why not right down your alleged crimes in an official resignation letter.

Are you **** retarded? This is why I grow bored of this place. Sack up and stop being such an idiot or I'll just treat you like bigsky, nefarious, or golfboy....aka no respect.
**** you. You don't treat anyone here with respect, ya arrogant pissant.

The word you are looking for is "write".
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WONKETTE ALERT!
Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

Jeff Sessions got an erection today. It had been a while.

As we expected, Donald Trump dispatched the hayseed racist attorney general from the Confederate States of America to announce they will “wind down” the DACA program for undocumented children brought here illegally by their parents, giving Congress six months to fix it, and giving almost 800,000 innocent DREAMers six months to prepare to go back to their own countries, which is weird, since America is the only country most of them have ever known.

Watch as Sessions pulls his white hood off to ‘splain us how **** these people over is the “compassionate” thing to do:

(Watch video at link in title.)

Sessions claimed, baselessly, that the DACA program led to a surge of unaccompanied minors at the border, which is funny since DACA doesn’t remotely apply to those people.

Of course, Trump and Sessions are only doing this for their base of cousin-romancing white supremacists, and those people won’t be swayed by simple facts like that.

Sessions said DACA beneficiaries took away precious American jobs, another lie he pulled out his ***.

And he said Barack Obama’s executive action on DACA was “unconstitutional,” which is weird, because if executive actions involving immigration are unconstitutional, then how about Trump’s constant attempts to ban Muslims through executive fiat?

We look forward to Trump supporters explaining how this is different because “reasons.” (Racism reasons.)

Want more lies from Sessions? Here’s the letter he sent to Homeland Security:

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To be clear, DACA beneficiaries are the exact kind of immigrants the white nationalists in the White House (unconvincingly) say they want in America.

97% are either employed or in school, and a higher percentage of them have college degrees than the general American public.

Buzzfeed notes that this “wind-down” of DACA is Sessions’s little pig turd baby (and Stephen Miller’s baby and Steve Bannon’s baby) and quotes a White House official who said Sessions had put Trump “in a box,” since he was just flat dang unwillin’ to defend the policy in court.

The New York Times reports that Trump had been looking for “a way out” of taking this action, and adds, unbelievably, that “as late as one hour before” Sessions’s statement, White House people were worried “Mr. Trump might not fully grasp the details of the steps he was about to take, and when he discovered their full impact, he would change his mind.”

This is what happens when you elect a barely sentient child who lives inside a flabby orange senior citizen’s body as your president.

To be clear, all Trump wanted was to get out of being blamed for the fallout from this fulfillment of one of his most hateful campaign promises.

It had nothing to do with his “feelings” about DACA immigrants, even though he said many times that “we love the DREAMers” and that he wanted to deal with them with “heart.”
(Read more on that here from Josh Marshall.)

What is **** amazing about this, especially coming from a president who enjoys approval ratings only slightly higher than cat ****, is that literally NOBODY WANTS THIS.
(Nobody who matters or contributes to the American economy in any meaningful way, anyway.)

Over 75% of Americans support DACA, including TWO THIRDS OF TRUMP VOTERS, as Philip Bump reports in the Washington Post.

Over 400 business leaders told Trump to keep his tiny paws off DACA, too.

So let’s be clear about what just happened: This was a love letter from Trump and Sessions to the Nazis and white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville with tiki torches, some of whom Trump reminded us were just lovely folks.

Let’s see how Breitbart’s Deplorable in the White House reacted:

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So, where does it go from here?

Well, maybe Congress will act!

Our GOP-led Congress is so very good at getting things done, after all!

And maybe Trump will sign a thing, if Congress sends him something!

Or maybe Trump will hold it hostage if Congress fails to give him the funding for his stupid **** ineffective ugly *** border wall. Who can say!

The Washington Post has a good explainer on how this “six-month wind-down” affects DREAMers immediately, and the short version is that six months from today, March 5, 2018, most of them are screwed.

So how evil was this little stunt? So **** evil.

Conservative columnist Jennifer Rubin says it’s Trump’s most evil act so far.

Josh Marshall says this is the equivalent of Trump and Sessions kicking DREAMers out of a plane at 10,000 feet and saying they hope Paul Ryan catches them.

If you want to fight back, check out the DREAM Act Toolkit, which identifies key swing votes in Congress and offers tools to get the message to them that, on top of being cruel and terrible and evil, this action will **** the American economy right up.

It even has handy images for you to tweet at them, that show exactly how much money those folks’ states stand to lose if DACA goes away forever:

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So feel free to harass the **** out of them on Twitter!

If you see your congressman or senator on the list, CALL THEM.

Also, sign this petition demanding the GOP to allow a clean vote on the DREAM Act right the hell now.

Whatever you do, do something.

This is not about “immigration policy” or the Constitution or anything else.

This is ethnic cleansing, pure and simple, and it’s happening IN AMERICA.

Anyway, but her emails, though.
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6 Sep 2017 2:21 pm
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Barack Obama used the occasion of Donald Trump’s Inauguration to viciously taunt the incoming President by writing him a letter riddled with multisyllabic words, sources revealed on Sunday.
According to those familiar with the letter, Obama packed it with intentionally challenging words such as “reflections,” “adventure,” and “ladders,” in order to bewilder and infuriate Trump.
Sources said Trump attempted to read the first line of the letter but, realizing that he was the victim of Obama’s cruel prank, crumpled and discarded it in a rage.
Kellyanne Conway, the counselor to the President, said that the letter episode revealed a “very ugly side of Barack Obama.”
“The media is obsessed with the feud between these two men, but Obama totally started it by using words like ‘international,’ ” she said.
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Crowning Achievement: Donald Trump Has Just Accomplished His Lifelong Goal Of Kicking The Nation’s Most Powerful Black Family Out Of Their House

Well, Donald Trump certainly has cause for celebration today.

Despite having a multi-billion-dollar net worth, an international real estate company, and a primetime television show, Donald Trump’s ambitions were still set higher. The one trophy he’d spent his entire life trying to claim for his mantle of accomplishments had always evaded him—until today. By winning the 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump is finally able to kick the nation’s most powerful black family out of their house.

One can only imagine the immense joy Donald’s wife and children feel for him today.

Trump has been preparing for this moment ever since the Trump Organization first started buying buildings throughout New York City and raising rent for African-Americans until he could toss them out for no longer being able to afford it. Now, after decades of practice and determination, the president-elect will see his magnum opus arrive in the form of booting the incredibly influential and powerful Obama family out of the home they’ve lived in for the past eight years.

Ejecting black people from their residences has been a lifelong passion for Donald. From practicing discriminatory housing policies that prevented black people from moving into Trump buildings to tagging black people’s rental applications with a separate sheet of paper marked “C” for “colored,” Donald has never lost focus on his goal. But that was all just warm-up for Trump, who clearly wanted to challenge himself by attempting to evict a wealthy black family of international renown. And when he sends President Obama, Michelle, Malia, Sasha, and all their boxed-up belongings packing from their house in January, Trump will have done just that.

What a truly stunning feat. With the biggest item on his bucket list now firmly checked off, Trump would be more than justified in resting on his laurels to soak in the consummation of all his dreams. It’s hard to imagine an even more powerful and famous black family Donald could evict, but knowing Trump, he will continue to push himself.
Whatever his plans are now, the world will be watching in anxious anticipation.
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6 Sep 2017 4:05 pm
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You have no idea how much I pray progressives more publicly embrace their hatred of Christianity. You would not be able to get elected dog catcher. Open atheists are trusted about as highly as open racists and for the same reason of relateablity.
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NeoConvict » 06 Sep 2017 4:05 pm » wrote: You have no idea how much I pray progressives more publicly embrace their hatred of Christianity. You would not be able to get elected dog catcher. Open atheists are trusted about as highly as open racists and for the same reason of relateablity.
Being close minded is a terrible waste of a life.
I believe in loving everyone regardless of faith, color, political party, etc.
Doesn't mean i agree with them, but I do respect everyone who is true to their beliefs.
Also, Jesus was a liberal. :)
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7 Sep 2017 1:36 am
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Stay tuned. Rush Limbaugh could get some of his listeners killed.

#hurricaneliberalhoax


Hopefully I'm wrong
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7 Sep 2017 2:11 am
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Do you really want the Bible setting government policy, retard?
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7 Sep 2017 2:22 am
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Have you heard of the Florida Keys hurricane of 1935? How about Indianola Texas in 1886?
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