A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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onlyaladd » 07 Sep 2017 1:36 am » wrote:Stay tuned. Rush Limbaugh could get some of his listeners killed.

#hurricaneliberalhoax

Hopefully I'm wrong
Did he take his drug addled *** out of Palm Beach?
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Cedarswamp » 07 Sep 2017 2:22 am » wrote:Have you heard of the Florida Keys hurricane of 1935? How about Indianola Texas in 1886?
Ever heard of two storms of this magnitude in the same season?
The U.S. has never been hit, since we started collecting records in 1851, by two Category 4 or stronger hurricanes in the same season,” said Jeff Masters, a meteorologist
and co-founder of Weather Underground.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/fir ... tting-u-s/
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You know you live in the country when a bear comes strolling out from the side of your house and goes sauntering down your driveway.

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Even God is on Twitter.

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Irma isn't that kind of storm.
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crimsongulf » 07 Sep 2017 7:15 pm » wrote:Irma isn't that kind of storm.
Isn't what kind of storm?
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Misty » 07 Sep 2017 7:00 pm » wrote:Even God is on Twitter.

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Climate change is real...it's Al Gore's version that is fake.
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Misty » 07 Sep 2017 7:22 pm » wrote: Isn't what kind of storm?
500 year
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I didn't say that.
God said that.

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Obsession: Trump is orange with small hands.
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Hurricanes have been around for thousands of years. So explain how your idiotic AGW is responsible for the hurricanes back then. Knowledge of how massive and strong hurricanes are is a very recent ability!!

You are an ignorant atheist windbag spouting gibberish nonsense about everything!!!
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Sgt Bilko » 08 Sep 2017 11:46 am » wrote: Hurricanes have been around for thousands of years. So explain how your idiotic AGW is responsible for the hurricanes back then.

You are an ignorant atheist windbag spouting gibberish nonsense about everything!!!
Humor has been around for thousands of years. Pretty sure its sexually transmitted. Please explain how you managed to have been born and gone through life without acquiring a sense of it?
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Misty » 07 Sep 2017 4:08 pm » wrote: Ever heard of two storms of this magnitude in the same season?
Two cat 5's in 2005?
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Cedarswamp » 08 Sep 2017 1:39 pm » wrote:
Two cat 5's in 2005?
I'm sorry that was 4 Cat 5's and a Cat 4 in 2005. :rofl:
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Misty » 07 Sep 2017 4:03 pm » wrote:Did he take his drug addled *** out of Palm Beach?
Yes, of course the drug addled gasbag is taking his fat *** out of Palm Beach and whining that the media took him out of context.

Limbaugh evacuates South Florida after claiming Hurricane Irma was a liberal hoax.

Rush Limbaugh whines he was taken out of context on Hurricane Irma — and then doubles down.
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Cedarswamp » 08 Sep 2017 1:39 pm » wrote:Two cat 5's in 2005?
All of those hit the U.S.?
Because that's what my link said, in the U.S..
Misty » 07 Sep 2017 4:08 pm » wrote: The U.S. has never been hit, since we started collecting records in 1851, by two Category 4 or stronger hurricanes in the same season,” said Jeff Masters, a meteorologist and co-founder of Weather Underground.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/fir ... tting-u-s/
Meteorological monsters: Only 3 Category-5 hurricanes have ever hit the U.S.

It's been 25 years since a Category 5 hurricane struck the U.S., and Irma could potentially become just the fourth storm of that strength to barrel into the states.
Hurricane Irma is a monster storm in the Atlantic with maximum sustained winds of 185 mph.
Only one Atlantic hurricane on record, Allen in 1980, contained stronger winds, at 190 mph.

The only Category 5 hurricanes to hit the U.S. are Andrew in 1992, Camille in 1969 and an unnamed storm in 1935.
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