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DJT has done an excellent job of handling the canes.

****** Rush Limbaugh Scared Of Fake ‘Hurricane Irma’ Hoax Exposed By Rush Limbaugh

This … does not even make sense:

“May as well … announce this. I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” [Rush] Limbaugh said Thursday. “We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown.”

Limbaugh said the show will be back on the air Monday, but to be on the air Friday would be “legally impossible” for them do to the show out of South Florida.

He said it would just be “problematic” for him to go on the air Friday, and also that he was totally planning to go to the movies but that’s “blown to smithereens” now, which just sucks.

But why though? Why is Rush Limbaugh going to “parts unknown,” where there may or may not be a swimming pool full of prescription pills?

Is there something going on in South Florida right now?

We do remember Limbaugh earlier this week talking about some alleged “storm” called “Hurricane Irma,” that Al Gore and the Illuminati and its front companies “Aquafina” and “Duracell” have been lying about, that is supposedly going to hit South Florida this weekend, where Limbaugh lives.

He said “the system” is #rigged, and that liberal commie-sexuals like Florida GOP Governor Rick Scott are in cahoots with Big Weather Channel and that it’s just one big scam to make people buy too much bottled water and batteries, which is stupid because man-made climate change is fake and Al Gore is fat.

????

We are extremely for confuse. Is Rush Limbaugh a hypocrite? Or is he a ****** scared of some alleged #FalseFlag storm? OR IS HE BOTH?

Goddammit. We bet Rush is on his private aero-plane right now going to “parts unknown,” viciously gulping down bottled water and stuffing extra batteries in his vibrator, like a common sheeple.

WHO GOT TO HIM?

This just goes to show that even patriotic conservatives like Rush Limbaugh aren’t safe from George Soros Susan Rice unmasking Vince Foster globalists Bilderberg fake news greedy “scientists” with their so-called “science” Benghazi CONSPIRACY!!!!!!11!

Speaking of cocks who are scared of common hurricanes, here is an adorable picture of a bunch of cocks wrapped in burritos evacuating the storm, because if the cocks aren’t burritoed they will fight with each other.


Did they have to wrap Rush Limbaugh up in a burrito for his own evacuation safety too?

Magic 8 Ball says “where they get a sheet that big?” because Magic 8 Ball is kind of a dick.

crimsongulf » 08 Sep 2017 3:55 pm » wrote:DJT has done an excellent job of handling the canes.

There is still a long way to go.

Misty » 08 Sep 2017 2:49 pm » wrote: All of those hit the U.S.?
Because that's what my link said, in the U.S..

So now we want to argue storm tracking?

Katrina must have not been so bad, she was only a cat 3 when she hit US soil. Irma hasn't hit the US yet, perhaps she won't last as a cat 4 either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL3nFxSoApE

Cedarswamp » 08 Sep 2017 5:12 pm » wrote:So now we want to argue storm tracking?
Katrina must have not been so bad, she was only a cat 3 when she hit US soil. Irma hasn't hit the US yet, perhaps she won't last as a cat 4 either.

I don't want to argue anything.

Someone posted this on my Facebook timeline.

Misty » 08 Sep 2017 3:47 pm » wrote:

"most biggest"?

Is that like "more better"?

Cedarswamp » 08 Sep 2017 1:53 pm » wrote:
I'm sorry that was 4 Cat 5's and a Cat 4 in 2005.

Yep...


Officially, the decade with the most
Category 5 hurricanes is 2000–2009, with eight
Category 5 hurricanes having occurred: Isabel (2003), Ivan (2004), Emily (
2005), Katrina (
2005), Rita (
2005), Wilma (
2005), Dean (2007), and Felix (2007).

Cedarswamp » 08 Sep 2017 1:39 pm » wrote: Two cat 5's in 2005?

Misty always lives in ignorance. Currently there are 3 hurricanes in the gulf.

roadkill » 10 Sep 2017 9:10 am » wrote:"most biggest"? Is that like "more better"?

Don't ask me.
I didn't write it.
Ask Michelle.

Misty » 07 Sep 2017 4:08 pm » wrote: Ever heard of two storms of this magnitude in the same season?

Uhhhh, yeah.

Sgt Bilko » 11 Sep 2017 4:48 am » wrote: Misty always lives in ignorance. Currently there are 3 hurricanes in the gulf.

You just HAD to throw in the ad hominem Alinskyism, your forte...

roadkill » 10 Sep 2017 9:22 am » wrote:Yep...

Officially, the decade with the most
Category 5 hurricanes is 2000–2009, with eight
Category 5 hurricanes having occurred: Isabel (2003), Ivan (2004), Emily
(2005), Katrina
(2005), Rita
(2005), Wilma
(2005), Dean (2007), and Felix (2007).

FYI I was talking about hurricanes that were Cat 5's when they made landfall in the U.S..

Katrina, Rita and Wilma were Cat 3's when they made landfall in the U.S..

I don't think Dean and Felix even hit the U.S..

Misty » 08 Sep 2017 2:49 pm » wrote:All of those hit the U.S.?
Because that's what my link said, in the U.S..

crimsongulf » 11 Sep 2017 2:37 pm » wrote:Uhhhh, yeah.

I wish people would read the whole post before they give a knee jerk response.

Once again I was talking about two storms in the same season that hit the U.S. and were Cat 4 or stronger when they made landfall.

Misty » 07 Sep 2017 4:08 pm » wrote: The U.S. has never been hit, since we started collecting records in 1851, by two Category 4 or stronger hurricanes in the same season,” said Jeff Masters, a meteorologist and co-founder of Weather Underground.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/fir ... tting-u-s/

Meteorological monsters: Only 3 Category-5 hurricanes have ever hit the U.S.

It's been 25 years since a Category 5 hurricane struck the U.S., and Irma could potentially become just the fourth storm of that strength to barrel into the states.
Hurricane Irma is a monster storm in the Atlantic with maximum sustained winds of 185 mph.
Only one Atlantic hurricane on record, Allen in 1980, contained stronger winds, at 190 mph.

The only Category 5 hurricanes to hit the U.S. are Andrew in 1992, Camille in 1969 and an unnamed storm in 1935.