A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Sgt Bilko
12 Sep 2017 9:14 pm
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Misty » 11 Sep 2017 6:54 pm » wrote: You mean idiocy like this?
1. You seriously think I don't know that?
And
2. That had nothing to do with what I was talking about.

I was talking about the FACT that until Harvey and Irma, there have never been two hurricanes in the same season that made landfall in the United States at a Category 4 or stronger.

A FACT that for some reason a bunch of you want to dispute.
When Irma made landfall it was cat3 and dropped to cat2 when when it hit where I live. They are such fun to live through.
Power a problem. Food and water need to be planned for. Need food that doesn't require cooking for a time. Cook ahead or buy it at the grocery store.
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Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.
Steve Mnuchin Asked For Military Jet For Honeymoon Because He Is Only A Three Hundred Millionaire, LOL, Poor

Would you believe that while Donald Trump is getting set to ask for more tax cuts for the Mega-Wealthy (he’ll just redefine “middle class” up to include billionaires — real ones, even), ABC News reported yesterday that Trump’s own mega-wealthy Treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, has triggered an Inspector General’s investigation.

Earlier this summer, Mnuchin married his Instagram-perfect sweetheart, Louise Linton, and for his honeymoon, he requested the use of an Air Force executive jet to fly him and his bride around Italy, France, and Scotland, at the low, low price of just $25,000 an hour.

Now before you get all silly with your tut-tuttings about government waste for a guy worth over $300 million, keep in mind that while the written request for the government jet was submitted, it was withdrawn when it was “eventually deemed unnecessary after further consideration of by Treasury Department officials.”

So no big whoop! Even so, some people seem to think it was a big deal that Mnuchin, a Goldman Sachs alum with plenty of his own goddamned money to pay for his own goddamned travel, even asked: Nice, Mr. Wyden, going for the bald jokes. Racist.

Mnuchin apparently thought he needed the Air Force to tote him, his sweetie, and all their shopping bags all over Europe because “secure communications,” because what a horror it would be if he needed to do important Treasury business without a fully loaded secure jet: Apparently, Mnuchin was spared the indignity of dragging a flying SCIF all over the world, since the department arranged “other methods of secure communications” and the Mnuchins were somehow able to travel at their own expense.

ABC notes, rather tartly, that the use of military aircraft for cabinet members is “typically reserved for cabinet members who deal directly with national security, such as the Secretaries of Defense and State.”

Just as long as there’s a nice comfy pillow for napping, Rex Tillerson is good.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, no, other administrations didn’t try to pull this ****: ABC cites a “former senior Treasury official” who worked with Barack Obama’s Treasury secretary, Jack Lew; that official said the only time Lew would have used a government plane would be when he was traveling on foreign business, when security really would be an issue. Aw, jeez, give poor Mnuchin a break — they’re all new to this “government” stuff, so maybe he figured if he was going waterskiing, he could have one of those bitchin’ fast Littoral Combat Ships pull him.

Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s Wife Lets Her Gigantic Asshole Flag Fly![/url]Funny thing; this is of course Mnuchin’s second public embarrassment involving travel on the public dime.

In August, he and Linton flew via Uncle Sam Air to Kentucky on an official trip that also included some eclipse-gazing (please hum “You’re So Vain” here), when Linton got into that cute flap over all her designer hashtags:

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And while she was busy talking down to a prole who dared question her extravagance, Linton actually asked, “EMOJI Aw!!!

Did you think this was a personal trip?! Adorable! Do you think the US govt paid for our honeymoon or personal travel?! Lololol.”

Sort of have to wonder whether she knew Steve-bae (EMOJI!) had actually asked for that very thing.

Mnuchin’s use of that jet in August is also being reviewed at by Treasury’s Inspector General.

We wonder if Linton will have a Mean Girl Tweet about that.

In the meantime, shouldn’t the secretary just buy his own damn jet?

They even have timeshares, for Trump Cabinet Members Who Are Only Three Hundred Millionaires Instead Of Amway Heiresses, sad, poor, LOL.
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14 Sep 2017 11:59 pm
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Misty » 14 Sep 2017 4:13 pm » wrote:Image

Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.
You just love to post opinion garbage as fact. Was it government business or not. Facts not innuendo required. Shame on you Misty. You seem unable to tell the difference.
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Trump: He's (John McCain) a war hero because he was captured.
I like people who weren't captured okay?
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15 Sep 2017 5:27 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 14 Sep 2017 11:59 pm » wrote:You just love to post opinion garbage as fact. Was it government business or not. Facts not innuendo required. Shame on you Misty. You seem unable to tell the difference.
It's a FACT that he requested a military jet to use for his honeymoon.
And it's also a FACT that a honeymoon is NOT government business.
In addition to that it's a FACT that the Treasury Department's Office of Inspector General is looking into another trip where Mnuchin and his wife used a government plane to take a day trip to Kentucky where they apparently watched the solar eclipse.
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15 Sep 2017 11:43 pm
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I love Christopher Meloni.

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Healthcare.
She said healthcare.
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15 Sep 2017 11:50 pm
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Ricky Tavy » 16 Sep 2017 12:06 am » wrote: Deplorables have a strange relationships with female genitalia. Vaginas are their go-to repulsiveness after the homo-erotica they wallow in from within their closets. I believe it has to do with how they get queasy, when they are presented with evidence their mommies have nasty parts.
It is obvious to the casual observer that you are unable to make reasonable discussions. Your warped brain just is incapable of reasonable rhetoric!!!
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16 Sep 2017 9:59 am
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More fallacious ad hominem attacks from the Trump hater. Never any real current facts just the Alinsky method.
1. Never discuss the issues since it humanizes them!
2. Demonize the opposition!
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16 Sep 2017 8:11 pm
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17 Sep 2017 3:22 am
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You ignore the massive crowd for his inauguration. Also the support of the vast majority of the people. The country now has 36 states with Republican governors and legislatures. Started with the first midterm election under Obama. Your precious Democrats down in flames. Don't try the I'm not a Democrat lie since you support their philosophy.
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17 Sep 2017 2:50 pm
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We have a president who retweets something posted by someone with the Twitter handle
'@Fuctupmind' which shows him assaulting Hillary Clinton and knocking her down with a golfball.
Not really funny.
More like....
SAD!
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Sgt Bilko » 17 Sep 2017 3:22 am » wrote:You ignore the massive crowd for his inauguration. Also the support of the vast majority of the people.
His inauguration crowd was smaller than Obama's and he never had the support of the majority of the people, liar.

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17 Sep 2017 2:58 pm
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ROCKET MAN!
Our president calls Kim Jong-un **** 'ROCKET MAN.'
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17 Sep 2017 3:05 pm
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I think it is an awesome tweet.
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