A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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crimsongulf
20 Sep 2017 8:27 pm
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A *** may tolerate some water, but the mofos hate salt water. tis why I live where I live. On the last census we had 9 ****** as permanent residents.

we have less in season cause the *** flee the tourists.
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20 Sep 2017 8:28 pm
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Cannonpointer » 20 Sep 2017 8:21 pm » wrote:A *** will actually overcome his fear of water to steal white children.

Amazing.
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Cannonpointer
20 Sep 2017 8:34 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJGUSrL63jE
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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nuckin futz
20 Sep 2017 8:35 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 20 Sep 2017 8:20 pm » wrote: You are the one who had better tread lightly. Still picking up the aftermath of the hurricane. Getting pissed off at all the infrastructure down still. Comcast delivers our TV, phone and internet. They are still down. Doing this over xfinity in the park down the street. It is up and then goes down for a couple of minutes and then back up for several minutes. Driving me nuts with all of the pauses.
I didn't realize you were going thru this hardship! I wish you a full recovery!

I'm not always an asshole! Its a role you Reaganoids and Trumpsters forced me into!
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Inglorious
20 Sep 2017 8:39 pm
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djt saved the print media from extinction for another 8 yrs

the media is making a fortune
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Sgt Bilko
20 Sep 2017 8:40 pm
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crimsongulf » 20 Sep 2017 8:27 pm » wrote:A *** may tolerate some water, but the mofos hate salt water. tis why I live where I live. On the last census we had 9 ****** as permanent residents.

we have less in season cause the *** flee the tourists.
I have 2 of them in my house in Sarasota Florida. Better watch out my daughter is a heavyweight weight lifter and will tie you in knots.
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20 Sep 2017 10:51 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 20 Sep 2017 8:40 pm » wrote:I have 2 of them in my house in Sarasota Florida. Better watch out my daughter is a heavyweight weight lifter and will tie you in knots.
You refer to your own children as '***?'
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Nobody
20 Sep 2017 10:59 pm
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indago
20 Sep 2017 11:06 pm
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nuckin futz » 20 Sep 2017 8:10 pm » wrote: Tread lightly here, man! Or i will order a poll on ya!

I'm trying to spare you further embarrassment! :roll:
Too late...
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indago
20 Sep 2017 11:09 pm
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crimsongulf » 20 Sep 2017 8:27 pm » wrote:A *** may tolerate some water, but the mofos hate salt water. tis why I live where I live. On the last census we had 9 ****** as permanent residents.

we have less in season cause the *** fleece the tourists.
Fixed it...
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Nobody
20 Sep 2017 11:39 pm
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Why does he follow this chick on Twitter?

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20 Sep 2017 11:51 pm
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Apology Regarding Judge Judy And Nicole Sheindlin
A statement from The National ENQUIRER


The National ENQUIRER and sister publication The National Examiner recently published articles which stated that Judge Judy Sheindlin suffered from “brain disease,” was “fighting” both Alzheimer’s and depression, and is “hiding a heartbreaking medical crisis.”

We also published articles which stated that Judge Judy cheated on her husband, and that her daughter Nicole Sheindlin faced jail time for refusing to serve on a jury.

None of these statements are true, and we unequivocally retract them.

The National ENQUIRER, The National Examiner and American Media Inc. sincerely apologize to Judge Judy.

The National ENQUIRER, The National Examiner and American Media Inc. also sincerely apologize to Nicole, who is a respected attorney and is the CEO of Her Honor Mentoring.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebri ... 6-84540477
WTF?
They just made all of that up?
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Cannonpointer
21 Sep 2017 12:53 am
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Misty » 20 Sep 2017 11:51 pm » wrote:
WTF?
They just made all of that up?
Makes me wonder whether this is really elvis:

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Sgt Bilko
21 Sep 2017 2:22 am
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Misty » 20 Sep 2017 10:51 pm » wrote: You refer to your own children as '***?'
Now you foolishly are putting words in my mouth. At times my daughter uses the word. I tell them that to me a *** is equivalent to white trash. I never normally use the word you foolish person!!! You show your stupidity by even asking that question!!!
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Huey
21 Sep 2017 7:49 am
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Misty » 20 Sep 2017 7:32 pm » wrote: Oh excuse me.
I try to avoid your posts as often as possible.
Do you refer to him as a Twitter Twit like you do me and anyone else who uses Twitter?
:rofl:
This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.
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indago
21 Sep 2017 8:10 am
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Huey » 21 Sep 2017 7:49 am » wrote: This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.
You two should get a room...

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They'll leave the light on for ya...
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Annoyed Liberall
21 Sep 2017 8:11 am
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Sgt Bilko » 21 Sep 2017 2:22 am » wrote: Now you foolishly are putting words in my mouth. At times my daughter uses the word. I tell them that to me a *** is equivalent to white trash. I never normally use the word you foolish person!!! You show your stupidity by even asking that question!!!
How is she putting words in your mouth? Crimson was talking about *** and you said you had 2 in your house.
Sgt Bilko » 20 Sep 2017 8:40 pm » wrote: I have 2 of them in my house in Sarasota Florida. Better watch out my daughter is a heavyweight weight lifter and will tie you in knots.
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indago
21 Sep 2017 8:19 am
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Annoyed Liberall » 21 Sep 2017 8:11 am » wrote: How is she putting words in your mouth? Crimson was talking about *** and you said you had 2 in your house.
Oh oh, now you're going to get emojis up the ***, StrawMen, and Alinskyisms galore...
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21 Sep 2017 8:35 am
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indago » 21 Sep 2017 8:19 am » wrote: Oh oh, now you're going to get emojis up the ***, StrawMen, and Alinskyisms galore...
It is impossible he is this stupid.
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