A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Cannonpointer
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Huey » 22 Sep 2017 4:46 pm » wrote: This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.
She shouldn't answer your posts in her thread - that's stalking.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 22 Sep 2017 5:38 pm » wrote:She shouldn't answer your posts in her thread - that's stalking.
She will get over it. She can drink Boone’s farm until she can get her next refill at the pharmacy.
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Huey » 22 Sep 2017 5:41 pm » wrote:
She will get over it. She can drink Boone’s farm until she can get her next refill at the pharmacy.
I notice she hasn't visited the homage thread you titled after her.

Seems like she's trying to avoid you or something. :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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22 Sep 2017 5:54 pm
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Cannonpointer » 22 Sep 2017 5:43 pm » wrote:I notice she hasn't visited the homage thread you titled after her.

Seems like she's trying to avoid you or something. :huh:
About damn time. She must have gotten her meds refilled.
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Huey » 22 Sep 2017 5:54 pm » wrote:
About damn time. She must have gotten her meds refilled.
Yes, yes - you are her victim.

If I were you, I'd stop naming threads for that stalking bitch!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Sgt Bilko
22 Sep 2017 8:22 pm
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Misty » 22 Sep 2017 1:13 pm » wrote: Crimson used the word '***' and you said that you had two of them in your house, so you accepted them being called '***.'
Most people would have objected to his use of that word.

You 'never normally' use the word?
Why would anyone who has black children ever use that word?
#dotard
You obviously have to reach to put that word in my mouth. You are obviously demented and need to get help with your mental deficiencies quickly!!! What a ****!!! What's your address? I'm grabbing my gun now and will be out the door as soon as you tell me!!! One in each knee cap and elbow!!! That should fix you up immediately!!! Make you learn not to piss people off.
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Sgt Bilko
22 Sep 2017 8:38 pm
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After I pump all 26 bullets into you I will reload with a 36 shot cartridge and keep on firing. Great gun a S&W 357 magnum!!
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22 Sep 2017 8:41 pm
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Just got these from my daughter who is in Dublin.
The River Liffey and the Ha'penny Bridge.

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22 Sep 2017 8:51 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 22 Sep 2017 8:22 pm » wrote:You obviously have to reach to put that word in my mouth.
In case you didn't notice, I wasn't the only one who said that.
Annoyed Liberall » 21 Sep 2017 8:11 am » wrote:How is she putting words in your mouth? Crimson was talking about *** and you said you had 2 in your house.
Cannonpointer » 22 Sep 2017 5:35 pm » wrote:It's true. Bilko calls his own kids ***! :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :die: :die: :die: :die:
Sgt Bilko » 22 Sep 2017 8:22 pm » wrote:You are obviously demented and need to get help with your mental deficiencies quickly!!! What a ****!!! What's your address? I'm grabbing my gun now and will be out the door as soon as you tell me!!! One in each knee cap and elbow!!! That should fix you up immediately!!! Make you learn not to piss people off.
Sgt Bilko » 22 Sep 2017 8:38 pm » wrote:After I pump all 26 bullets into you I will reload with a 36 shot cartridge and keep on firing. Great gun a S&W 357 magnum!!
You're threatening to shoot me now?

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22 Sep 2017 9:01 pm
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Cannonpointer » 22 Sep 2017 5:43 pm » wrote:I notice she hasn't visited the homage thread you titled after her.
Seems like she's trying to avoid you or something. :huh:
I'm confused.
The title of his thread is, 'Hi Misty. Do you want me to leave you alone or not?'

So if I post in it will he still say, 'This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.' which is what he says every time I reply to one of his posts?

And will he accuse me of stalking him again?

Not sure what I am supposed to do.
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22 Sep 2017 9:05 pm
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Misty » 22 Sep 2017 9:01 pm » wrote: I'm confused.
The title of his thread is, 'Hi Misty. Do you want me to leave you alone or not?'

So if I post in it will he still say, 'This is Misty doing all she can to avoid me.' which is what he says every time I reply to one of his posts?

And will he accuse me of stalking him again?

Not sure what I am supposed to do.
I would let that homage thread wither on the vine. :)
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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22 Sep 2017 9:25 pm
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22 Sep 2017 11:06 pm
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Tweet:


Too much brain damage in the dem party.


So **** it...let's rock!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M
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Misty » 22 Sep 2017 4:33 pm » wrote: You seriously think Rocket Boy is afraid of him?

He says Trump is “a mentally deranged U.S. dotard” and a “gangster” who has to be tamed “with fire.”
His foreign minister threatened to respond with “the most powerful detonation,” a hydrogen bomb test in the Pacific Ocean.

What is Trump going to do if they do that?

Two idiots calling each other names could start a world war.
Who knows is rocket boy is afraid or not, but he is the only idiot in this scenario. DJT has far more intel on this matter than we will ever know and it has been proven for decades that trying to negotiate with that regime is a waste of time.

I would not be surprised at all if we wake up one morning and rocket boy has been assassinated by either china or Russia.
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23 Sep 2017 10:32 am
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While some of you dolts were just going to bed or still piled up in bed, my neighbor and I slipped 12 miles offshore to the close NG rigs and replenished the freezer.

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23 Sep 2017 11:55 am
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I don't care who you are...this here is funny. All good humor has an element of truth.

(I said "good" humor Ricky)


Watching Jeff Dunham on Netflix...looks pretty good so far.


He has a black puppet too...Walter said "Black Puppets Matter".


Oh the irony...BPM. :)
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23 Sep 2017 11:56 am
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crimsongulf » 23 Sep 2017 10:32 am » wrote:While some of you dolts were just going to bed or still piled up in bed, my neighbor and I slipped 12 miles offshore to the close NG rigs and replenished the freezer.

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I would love to have been there.


Nice catch gulf. :clap:
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