A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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I see that Bilko is busy typing away.
I'm leaving now, but this is for you.

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Misty » 24 Sep 2017 6:40 pm » wrote:I love Aunt Crabby.
Of course.


She's a brainless babbling leftist like you. :\
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Misty » 24 Sep 2017 10:40 pm » wrote:I see that Bilko is busy typing away.
I'm leaving now, but this is for you.

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You just keep proving my point over and over. Just plain hate Trump for no recent reason. Just years ago he saw some nude women. Oh the horrors of it all!!!

In point of fact the request to fire Comey for cause came from the two people above him he reported to. In fact the FBI Director can only be fired for cause. That's to avoid it being a partisan appointment. You really need to get your head out of your ***.
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Sgt Bilko » 25 Sep 2017 8:17 am » wrote:You just keep proving my point over and over. Just plain hate Trump for no recent reason. Just years ago he saw some nude women. Oh the horrors of it all!!!
That's right. It's all about him seeing some nude women years ago.
:loco: :loco: :loco:

Hey! Didn't you say they weren't nude?
Yes, you did.
Sgt Bilko » 10 Mar 2017 5:43 pm » wrote:You said the women were naked but he went into the dressing room when they were getting ready for the gown competition and they would not have been naked. Underwear on at a minimum!!
Nice of you to finally admit the truth.

#Dotard.
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Termin8tor » 25 Sep 2017 3:13 am » wrote:Of course.
She's a brainless babbling leftist like you. :\
You know Aunt Crabby?
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Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls

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King **** of **** was up early Monday morning, continuing his very presidential war against the terrorists the devastation in Puerto Rico mean football players taking a knee to protest racial inequality, which, according to the First Amendment, they very much have the right to do.

This, you see, has hurted his thin-skinned feelings very bigly:

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Breaking news, people who think turning left is a “sport” are A-OK in Trump’s eyes.

Also breaking news, Trump still has a generally high opinion of low-information white people.

Who could have **** predicted?

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Big **** deal. Are those idiots really going to boycott FOOOOBAWWWWW now?

Really? Is that a thing that NFL owners are worried about?

A Trump-linked group called America First Policies is actually trying to make a boycott happen.

It. Is. Adorable.

Patton Oswalt noticed something weird about its ad, though:

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Still doesn’t look very big to us.

Anyway, one more **** tweet from Baby ****:

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All right, look, White Supremacist-In-Chief, you don’t actually get to say what “the issue of kneeling” is about.

You didn’t start the goddamned protest, did you?

Then STFU about what it really means.

Of course, the orange trash boy has been bitching all weekend.

We’ve covered a lot of what he’s said, and what athletes and their moms and other generally wonderful Americans have had to say in response. (“U BUM.”)

Trump thinks it’s cool that his white friend Tom Brady locked arms with his fellow New England Patriots on Sunday, because he’s apparently too stupid to realize those interlocked arms were a giant “**** you” directed at him.

The New York Times has a couple of juicy tidbits about the Patriots, whose owner and whose “Tom Brady” have been biiiiiig Trump backers in the past:
******* Trump has literally no idea how stupid of a fight he’s decided to pick this time.

Then again, he’s never been too bright when it comes to picking battles.

The New York Times has a nice round-up of the rest of the NFL protests that happened Sunday.

The Oakland Raiders played the Washington Redskins, and the whole Raiders offensive line (all of whom are black guys, as NYT notes) kneeled, while basically the entire rest of the team either kneeled or otherwise ignored the national anthem.

Many of the Redskins did the same.

Reportedly they all wanted to stay in the locker room, but they would’ve gotten a penalty if they did, so they went with kneeling.

The Tennessee Titans and the Seattle Seahawks played hooky from the national anthem, as did the Pittsburgh Steelers.

So much solidarity, in support of racial justice and America and against President ****-Bonkers!

Drew Brees, quarterback from the New Orleans Saints, tried VERY HARD to make a good statement: BUT then he went and **** it all up by saying something stupid: Oh Drew Brees, you are so pretty. Just stand there and look pretty, OK?

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Drew Brees, looking pretty and not talking.

We’d be remiss if we failed to mention that noted **** Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin weighed in, saying athletes “can do free speech on their own time,” which is funny since
A) that is not how any of this **** works and
B) Mnuchin sure does like doing personal things on the country’s dime.

We guess it’s OK when you’re white noted **** Steven Mnuchin.

(Oh and also too, did Donald Trump not want ESPN’s Jemele Hill fired for saying ON HER OWN TIME the very true fact that Trump is a white supremacist?

HMMMMMM he sure does want a lot of people fired who don’t actually work for him!)

Anyway, this has been a very productive weekend in U.S. America, and our president is absolutely qualified to hold the office Russia **** him into. You bet.

We can hardly wait for whatever fresh hell he’ll create for us this week.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Misty » 25 Sep 2017 10:50 am » wrote: That's right. It's all about him seeing some nude women years ago.
:loco: :loco: :loco:

Hey! Didn't you say they weren't nude?
Yes, you did. Nice of you to finally admit the truth.

#Dotard.
You admit that you hate him for that single incident years ago!!! At that time there was no allegation they were nude!!! That claim came years later. You hated him before that allegation was made. So why then the hatred. To me its obvious that you probably hate men for the sexual desire all normal men have when seeing a woman or picture of a woman. Do you hate your husband because of that!!!
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Sgt Bilko » 25 Sep 2017 6:01 pm » wrote:You admit that you hate him for that single incident years ago!!!
That was sarcasm you jackhole.
Sgt Bilko » 25 Sep 2017 6:01 pm » wrote:To me its obvious that you probably hate men for the sexual desire all normal men have when seeing a woman or picture of a woman. Do you hate your husband because of that!!!
Yes. I hate my husband because he experiences sexual desire when he sees a woman or a picture of a woman.

I would prefer that he suppress those desires, so I put estrogen in his oatmeal every morning.
Only problem is, he keeps stealing all my bras now.
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Misty » 25 Sep 2017 7:38 pm » wrote: That was sarcasm you jackhole.
Yes. I hate my husband because he experiences sexual desire when he sees a woman or a picture of a woman.

I would prefer that he suppress those desires, so I put estrogen in his oatmeal every morning.
Only problem is, he keeps stealing all my bras now.
I knew it!!! You just hate all men!! You are such a depraved mindless hate filled emotion driven mentally disabled ignorant product of progressivism that you are unable to perceive facts instead of your emotion driven drivel!!
:die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
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Sgt Bilko » 26 Sep 2017 7:45 am » wrote: I knew it!!! You just hate all men!! You are such a depraved mindless hate filled emotion driven mentally disabled ignorant product of progressivism that you are unable to perceive facts instead of your emotion driven drivel!!
:die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
Also, she is a progressive windbag spouting gibberish nonsense. :?
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Annoyed Liberall » 26 Sep 2017 7:51 am » wrote: Also, she is a progressive windbag spouting gibberish nonsense. :?
I see that my signature statement is catching on. :die:
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Sgt Bilko » 26 Sep 2017 10:15 am » wrote: I see that my signature statement is catching on. :die:
It is memorable. :)
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Annoyed Liberall » 26 Sep 2017 10:17 am » wrote:It is memorable. :)
Yes it is. And he says it quite often.

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Misty » 26 Sep 2017 2:16 pm » wrote: Yes it is. And he says it quite often.

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Couldn't decide on a nail color, so I just used them all and covered them in black crackle.
Bored silly.

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I think I like the yellow best.
It looks liked leopard print.

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Is Jared Kushner transgender?
Kushner registered in New York as a female voter.

Presidential son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is registered as a female voter in New York, according to public records.

Registration records show that when Kushner, who is married to first daughter Ivanka Ivanka, registered to vote in 2009, he apparently checked a box classifying his gender as a female.

Democratic opposition research group American Bridge first spotted the error, which Wired then reported first.

"Kushner can't even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it's a mystery why anyone thinks he's somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East," Brad Bainum, a spokesperson for the group, told Wired about the mistake.

"Would anyone but the president's son-in-law still have a West Wing job after repeated disclosure errors and a botched a security clearance form?"

Kushner, who has a vast portfolio of issues at the White House, has had to amend his federal security clearance forms multiple times to include meetings with foreign contacts.

He told congressional investigators that the mistakes have been due to a "miscommunication" with his assistant.

Prior to 2009, his New Jersey voter registration noted his gender as "unknown."
This genius seems to have a lot of trouble filling out forms, or is confused about his own gender identity.
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