A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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By Nobody
20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Sgt Bilko
1 Oct 2017 3:36 am
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Puerto Rico and Florida were equally hit hard by the hurricane. It went right over where I live. Power took over a week for our house to get electricity. Currently there are downed branches and a few cut up trees beside the road. That will be picked up in a week. The pile in front of our house is 4 ft. high. No damage to our house and shed. Both places had the same problems. It's not as if after having many hurricanes hit both places people were unprepared for it.

It is obvious Misty has a big case of Trump Derangement Syndrome!!!
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Sgt Bilko
1 Oct 2017 6:17 am
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Obviously Misty has a penis envy issue since she is using a reference to male genitals. Poor envious Misty!!!
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indago
1 Oct 2017 7:45 am
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Sgt Bilko » 01 Oct 2017 6:17 am » wrote: Obviously Misty has a penis envy issue since she is using a reference to male genitals. Poor envious Misty!!!
I see you are getting in line with Huey, chasing Misty around wanting a sniff: Image
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jamessouth
1 Oct 2017 11:35 am
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Sgt Bilko
1 Oct 2017 4:14 pm
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indago » 01 Oct 2017 7:45 am » wrote: I see you are getting in line with Huey, chasing Misty around wanting a sniff: Image
:die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
Poor wee wittew indago is stuck in a rut. He can't seem to find another image to use as a fallacious ad hominem attack. Proves his incompetence in that as well as reasonable discussion. He obviously needs remedial help with communicating. Such a sad case.
Poor indago is dead,
A candle lights his head.
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indago
1 Oct 2017 9:54 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 01 Oct 2017 4:14 pm » wrote: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die: :die:
Poor wee wittew indago is stuck in a rut... (and other and sundry aberrations, ramifications, fixations, lamentations, prevarications, hallucinations, and incantations)
No, you're the one, rutting after Misty, wanting a sniff...
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Sgt Bilko
2 Oct 2017 3:35 am
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indago » 01 Oct 2017 9:54 pm » wrote: No, you're the one, rutting after Misty, wanting a sniff...
Well now this piece of garbage is showing his demented true colors. He delusionaly rants pure hogwash. He needs to get out of the pig pen and get himself cleaned in mind and body. But then he is like a pig wallowing in the mud and feces pen. In farm country you can smell a pig farm for a couple of miles downwind. That is the stench this excuse for a person gives off with his disgusting perverted posts.
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indago
2 Oct 2017 4:19 am
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Sgt Bilko » 02 Oct 2017 3:35 am » wrote: Well now this piece of garbage is showing his demented true colors. He delusionaly rants pure hogwash. He needs to get out of the pig pen and get himself cleaned in mind and body. But then he is like a pig wallowing in the mud and feces pen. In farm country you can smell a pig farm for a couple of miles downwind. That is the stench this excuse for a person gives off with his disgusting perverted posts.
Awww, yer jes' sayin' that...
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Sgt Bilko
2 Oct 2017 9:37 am
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indago » 02 Oct 2017 4:19 am » wrote: Awww, yer jes' sayin' that...
Are you trying to propose to me???
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indago
2 Oct 2017 9:43 am
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Sgt Bilko » 02 Oct 2017 9:37 am » wrote: Are you trying to propose to me???
Not hardly; just reminding you that no matter what you say, "you are getting in line with Huey, chasing Misty around wanting a sniff". Image
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Sgt Bilko
2 Oct 2017 3:33 pm
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indago » 02 Oct 2017 9:43 am » wrote: Not hardly; just reminding you that no matter what you say, "you are getting in line with Huey, chasing Misty around wanting a sniff". Image
You obviously have a crush on Misty and are ignorantly jealous of me. Poor deluded mental patient. Did you avoid your medications again???
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Nobody
2 Oct 2017 4:10 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 01 Oct 2017 3:36 am » wrote:Puerto Rico and Florida were equally hit hard by the hurricane.
****. Florida was not hit by a Cat 5.

Still waiting for you to name the two 'non-lawyers' on the Supreme Court who were appointed by Democrats.
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indago
2 Oct 2017 7:03 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 02 Oct 2017 3:33 pm » wrote: You obviously have a crush on Misty and are ignorantly jealous of me. Poor deluded mental patient. Did you avoid your medications again???
And you obviously are lusting after a sniff: Image
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3 Oct 2017 1:27 am
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Who’s Already Scream **** About Las Vegas? A **** Roundup!

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The facts are still coming in from Las Vegas (as of now, 58 dead and over 500 injured, unknown how many injuries from gunshots or trampling in the panic), but it’s certainly not too soon for people across the nation to share their important, and often bizarre, thoughts on the matter. Let’s round up all the scream ****.

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin wants you to stop being a political opportunist, unless you’re taking the opportunity to Praise The Gun:

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Or maybe it’s possible to regulate the tools that make it possible to do a great deal of evil all at once?

Oh, we are silly, laws don’t work and everyone knows it, so let’s repeal speed limits and laws against drunk driving too.

Friend of Wonkette Charles Johnson, of Little Green Footballs, found a completely cromulent tweet out there:

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The ISIS claim is based on an actual AP story, which emphasizes that the self-proclaimed Islamic State has claimed without evidence to be connected to the murders. The AP story adds,
CNN Terror analyst Paul Cruickshank has a series of tweets on why any ISIS connection seems unlikely, but why ruin a good panic?

Besides, as the troll who wants this all over rightwing media explains, he’s just doing exactly what Barack Obama always did:

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The shooter was reportedly a fan of gambling, Las Vegas concerts, and country music, like so many other ISIS terrorists.

But maybe if he wasn’t with ISIS, the shooter was actually a leftwing Rachel Maddow fan, just like the Stupidest Man on the Internet speculated and then deleted:

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Please don’t make too much of the fact that the man in the photo doesn’t look anything like the actual shooter — it was on the internet so it’s true!

Terrorism Expert Charlie Daniels seemed incapable of taking his own advice:

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It’s also reassuring to know that an unidentified witness who called Fox News had the presence of mind to say that, unlike America-hating football players who would have taken a knee, we still have hero cops who ran toward the gunfire:

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Now that, friends, is some REAL politicizing of an event.

Talking about gun control is such an obvious reaction, but contrasting a mass shooting to unpatriotic sportsball players protesting police shootings of black people? THAT’S some brilliance.

Oh, but apparently it was actually the first thing some people thought of, like the head of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. Lt. Javier Ortiz took to the Twitters to explain the obvious connection.

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Why didn’t those football players go and stop the shooting? They are so selfish!

Ortiz replied to a press inquiry about what the hell he was getting at by explaining in a text message to the Miami New Times:
Or maybe some police officers are racially biased and react with violence first, while most are heroic and put public safety first?

Maybe some of the biased ones have even been heroic at other times, because entire classes of human beings are more complex than “all evil” or “all saintly”?

But talk about the easy availability of machines that put holes in people? TOO SOON!

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There is Round One of your Las Vegas **** scream **** stupid ****.

We’re sure there’ll be more.
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Sgt Bilko
3 Oct 2017 5:18 am
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Misty » 02 Oct 2017 4:10 pm » wrote: ****. Florida was not hit by a Cat 5.

Still waiting for you to name the two 'non-lawyers' on the Supreme Court who were appointed by Democrats.
You need to read with understanding. Point out where I said the hurricane was cat5. What I said is my house is cat5 protected. Concrete block, hurricane straps for roof, cat5 windows in order to prevent hurricane damage. This makes my insurance premiums much lower.

You obviously need help.

SCOTUS judges. Read it and weep.

https://abovethelaw.com/2010/05/you-don ... eme-court/
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3 Oct 2017 2:23 pm
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Who knew that all you have to do to protect yourself during a mass shooting is to 'get small?'
What a **** genius.



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https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/sen-jo ... d-gunfire/
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Nobody
3 Oct 2017 2:25 pm
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Sgt Bilko » 03 Oct 2017 5:18 am » wrote:You need to read with understanding. Point out where I said the hurricane was cat5.
When you used the word 'equally.'
The storms were not equal in strength.

Still waiting for you to name the two 'non-lawyers' on the Supreme Court who were appointed by Democrats.
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Nobody
3 Oct 2017 2:33 pm
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I love me some good snark.

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