A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Misty » 06 Jul 2017 3:56 pm » wrote: Except I am not having a meltdown.
Far from it.
I am enjoying watching the huge smelly dumpster fire that you voted for taking place at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Cheeto The Tweeto doesn't seem interested in getting anything done besides Tweeting a bunch of crazy ****.

He can't even find his own limo, when it's right in front of him.

CONFUSED Trump Walks Past Limo In Front Of Him, Has To Be Redirected To Limo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72JKFgjxf4k
Sundowning. I guess he walked off the plane and left Melanie behind. What a douche.
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Annoyed Liberall » 06 Jul 2017 6:00 pm » wrote: Sundowning. I guess he walked off the plane and left Melanie behind. What a douche.
He started wandering around aimlessly again today.

Trump wanders off AGAIN. This time in Poland.

He also did it when he was in Israel.

Watch A Mentally Not There Trump Wander Off From Meeting And Be Brought Back By Staff
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Gays for Trump rally draws 18 people.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Gay-organized Trump rally draws just 18 attendees.
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Misty » 06 Jul 2017 3:56 pm » wrote:Except I am not having a meltdown.
Far from it.
Baloney. Who are you kidding?

The months and months and months of your shrieking came to absolutely nothing.

And I see a very obvious lack of sense of humor on your part. You seem quite frustrated as well as dispirited.

Maybe it's time you went back to the DNC for re-programming. :clap:
I am enjoying watching the huge smelly dumpster fire that you voted for taking place at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Cheeto The Tweeto doesn't seem interested in getting anything done besides Tweeting a bunch of crazy ****.
I guess that's the latest Democrat Talking Point Lie; utter **** because he's working very hard to keep more of his campaign promises.
He can't even find his own limo, when it's right in front of him.
Speaking of Liberalism melting down, is this the best you can do, Dim? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 06 Jul 2017 7:33 pm » wrote:Baloney. Who are you kidding?
The months and months and months of your shrieking came to absolutely nothing.
You can hear my printed words shrieking?
Termin8tor » 06 Jul 2017 7:33 pm » wrote:And I see a very obvious lack of sense of humor on your part. You seem quite frustrated as well as dispirited.
You wouldn't recognize a sense of humor if it slapped you upside your pointy head.
Frustrated and dispirited?
You sure do read a whole lot of stuff into my posts that is not there.
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Termin8tor » 06 Jul 2017 3:46 pm » wrote: What do you think all the smiley's I used are for, psycho?
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Misty » 06 Jul 2017 8:27 pm » wrote:You remember this haircut from the first time the Nazis used it.
You're utterly deranged. :loco: :loco:
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Misty » 06 Jul 2017 8:42 pm » wrote:blah, blah
You think Putin is a bigger figure than Trump?

How utterly freaking stupid. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 07 Jul 2017 11:00 am » wrote:You think Putin is a bigger figure than Trump?
How utterly freaking stupid. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You obviously don't get it.
Putin is playing Golf-T like a fiddle.

All he has to do is flatter him and he has T-Bag eating out of his hand.
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Misty » 07 Jul 2017 4:35 pm » wrote: You obviously don't get it.
Putin is playing Golf-T like a fiddle.

All he has to do is flatter him and he has T-Bag eating out of his hand.
I understand that you're a psychopathic liar and a leftist wackjob who's incapable of admitting anything good about a talented president. :loco:


Who depending on Congressional Repubs might turn out to be great.
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WONKETTE ALERT!
BEWARE OF THE SNARK!

CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork’s Life, By Not Doxxing Him

While normal people were enjoying the 4th of July, and while Nikki Haley was Having A Upset because she had to do foreign policy work on the holiday, CNN got involved in a kerfuffle with literally the biggest losers in the entire country.

We hate to give this attention, because the story starts with a thing Donald Trump tweeted, which is so boring at this point.

On Sunday, America rolled its eyes upon learning OrangeFace McSad had tweeted a doctored video of himself body-slamming CNN.

When America’s brother texted it to America, America responded, “I don’t care, **** him.

I have to go to the grocery store now, because I’m making this really badass potato salad for the 4th and you should be jealous.”

But alas, that was not the end of the story.

It seems the video Trump tweeted was partially made by a person on Reddit who goes by HanAssholeSolo, and groups like the Anti-Defamation League dug deep into the poster’s private life, by clicking on his username and looking at what else he posts on Reddit.

Surprise, he’s a loser racist anti-Semite who loves Donald Trump.

We never would have guessed.

Shockingly, the ADL and others (like CNN) weren’t cool with this Reddit person who, on top of his other bigotries and racisms, posts pictures of CNN journalists with the Star of David next to them, because HEY YOU GET IT? JEWS.

So CNN figured out who the guy was and tried to get in touch on Monday.

The dude posted a LONG apology on Reddit on Tuesday (which has now been deleted), explaining that he’s not actually a person who hates Jews, he’s just a loser who plays that kind of person on Reddit.

He even specifically said he doesn’t think CNN journalists should get beaten up, and encouraged other internet losers to think about their actions.

The dude ended up calling CNN after his apology and essentially said, “Yes you figured out who I am and I’m sorry.

Can you please not tell everybody my name?” CNN responded:
Story over, right?

Everybody went and watched fireworks and put grilled sausages in their throats and a good time was had by all?

Pfffffft, of course not, because did you not see right there where CNN literally threatened to murder that guy and his entire family?

He’s only 15, after all, according to the allegedly human life-form that was created the first time one of Donald Trump’s slow swimmers managed to, against all odds, fertilize an egg:

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Wow, that would be really dickish if CNN was doing the Holocaust to an anti-Semitic Reddit loser by NOT doxxing him, especially if he’s 15!

SPOILER, Donald Trump Jr. is just **** lying, like his daddy does.

Here’s CNN’s statement:

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Ah, an adult male! In fact, according to CNN’s Andrew Kaczynski, dude is “middle aged,” and according to dude himself on Reddit, he is 37.

It appears Baby Trump got his #FakeNews from “alt-right” Pizzagate dork Jack Posobiec, who swears up and down that not only is the poster 15 years old, but he is also an LGBT for Trump.

Who you gonna believe, huh?

CNN or a dude who believes Hillary Clinton does Pizzagate to kids in a basement that doesn’t exist?

Now, there’s a Twitter hashtag about #CNNBlackmail, because don’t you see how CNN is BLACKMAILING this teenage gay Trump loser adult male loser, by saying if dude starts posting anti-Semitic hate-inciting **** about them again, the network “reserves the right” to publish his name?

Unfair! As Kaczynski again clarifies, the point of that line wasn’t a threat, but just to say CNN “made no agreement [with] the man about his identity.”

As you can imagine, every whiny *** titty baby snowflake wingnut on Twitter with a blue checkmark is bellyaching about how they are victims now.

Dana Loesch, that brilliant jackass, actually tweeted, “First they came for the memes,” which is hilarious (in the not funny way) because it’s a play on the Holocaust prayer and this anonymous Reddit dude has a history of promoting anti-Semitism. HA HA!

Mike Cernovich, the most famous cuck on all of Twitter (he and his people like to be called “cucks,” right? are we using that word correctly?), is whining about CNN going after private citizens, and the Daily Caller is having an OH MY STARS-gasm in its safe space.

Nazi losers at the Daily Stormer are threatening to dox CNN employees’ families, in retaliation for the network not actually doxxing the Reddit troll.

Even noted asshole Senator Ted Cruz is bitching about how CNN did “extortion.”

For the full loser **** crybaby confluence, we return to loser **** crybaby Donald Trump Jr.:

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Junior is tweeting links to Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man On The Internet, who is quoting anti-American Russian intelligence asset Julian Assange, who was hiding in the Ecuadorian embassy from a rape investigation until Sweden dropped it for some reason. (He’s still hiding there.)

Goddammit, the internet is stupid sometimes.

Everybody in this story needs to **** throw their computers out the window and go outside and play and breathe in the fresh air, like normal people do.

Go for a walk. Make a friend. GET A LIFE.

Or you can make badass potato salad.

We are still perfecting our version, so the magic we are adding is TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED still, but it is Holy Trinity potato salad and the recipe we are using as a departure point is RIGHT HERE.
Dox: to search for and publish private or identifying information about (a particular individual) on the Internet, typically with malicious intent.
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MORE SNARK FROM WONKETTE!
Rachel Maddow Not Falling For ******* Trump-Russia Forgeries, So Don’t Even **** Try

Rachel Maddow did a BIG SCOOP on Thursday night, and we think it’s a pretty big ****’ deal.

To cut to the chase, somebody (she doesn’t know who YET) used her “Send It To Rachel” tool to send her something that looks like a highly classified document about collusion between Donald Trump and Russia, but is actually a FORGERY.

WHOA IF TRUE, right?

Maddow said Thursday that if this thing was real, it would be “not only a smoking gun, but … a gun still firing proverbial bullets.”

But it’s not, again, because it’s a BIG FAKE *** DUMB FORGERY.

What this means is that somebody out there (somebody close to or in the Trump administration maybe?) is sending out fake documents, to try and fool the media into reporting actual fake news about the Trump-Russia collusion story.

Or, as Maddow put it, somebody is sending “carefully forged documents to try to discredit news agencies reporting on the Russian attack on our election, and specifically on the possibility that the Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians in mounting that attack.” Damn.

How convenient that would be for the Trump regime, to get the media to report fake stuff, and then be able to expose that fake stuff as fake stuff!

What a splendid way to punch the media in the face and make people stop trusting its reporting, don’t you think?

What’s fascinating about this weird forgery is that it appears to have been copied off the highly classified document NSA contractor Reality Winner sent to Glenn Greenwald’s The Intercept.

Remember how The Intercept published a bombshell on Monday, June 5, that Russians had specifically targeted voting machine manufacturers and election officials during their 2016 cyberwar against American democracy, and that they got further than anybody ever knew?

Greenwald and his coworkers immediately got on Twitter that day to **** all over their own story, because Greenwald And Associates are 100% JOURNALISM CERTAIN the Russia story is all lies.

We sure did make fun of Glenn Greenwald that day, for being a **** loser who used to be an actual journalist before he fell in with **** like Julian Assange and Edward Snowden.

Also, remember how the FBI was able — when The Intercept verified the document by sloppily Snapchatting it to the NSA and thus burned its source — to immediately figure out where it came from and who printed it out, because of markings left behind by the printer, and because of how the page had obviously been folded?

Maddow found the EXACT SAME MARKINGS and the EXACT SAME CREASE on the document she got.

Forgery detected! (Later in the segment she explained that there were several other screwy things about the document, including that it actually named a high-up American citizen/Trump campaign person.

According to the intelligence experts Maddow consulted, this type of document, if real, wouldn’t name an American all willy-nilly like that.)

Also strange is that Anonymous McWhoever sent “The Rachel Maddow Show” this fake document the very same week as The Intercept published its bombshell.

Here is a screenshot of the timeline:

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So on Saturday, June 3, Reality Winner goes to jail, because the Intercept, in vetting the document she sent, managed to expose her as the leak.

According to the metadata on the file received by Rachel Maddow, it was created at 12:17 PM on June 5.

(Maddow did acknowledge that the metadata might have been changed.)

Later that afternoon, The Intercept published its story. So …

Who sent it?

To be clear, it seems the forged document may have been created before the Intercept published the real document it was based on.

So unless Donald Trump’s 400-pound hacker on the Jersey Shore (no not Chris Christie THAT’S NOT FUNNY and we doubt he’s that good at computers) was working overtime that day, nobody would have been in possession of the original used to create the forgery besides Glenn Greenwald and the reporters who published the story in the The Intercept, the NSA, and the FBI.

(Reality Winner could probably not send Maddow the document from #jail.)

Did the document fall into the wrong hands at the NSA or the FBI, after The Intercept sent them the document to vet it?

Did Greenwald or somebody else at The Intercept make this forged document for Rachel Maddow in Paint?

Did they leak it to somebody who did?

Was this the penance Greenwald had to pay his comrades Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Vladimir Putin, for being a bad boy and letting his website publish something about real Russian 2016 election hacking?

We are just asking! Because considering the timeline, there are very few suspects here, if the metadata was not changed, or if the forgery ended up grabbing the metadata from The Intercept’s document. (Glenn Greenwald says that is definitely what happened, and Glenn Greenwald would never ever fib.)

Regardless, the implications of this are alarming.

They didn’t fool Rachel Maddow (because Jesus ****, what paste-eating moron actually thinks they are smarter than she is?), but we understand why they tried.

She’s been on this Russia story since the beginning, and she’s hellbent on finding the truth.

We bet, considering how treasonous the Trump-Russia crimes probably are, that knocking Rachel Maddow off the scent and busting her credibility would be at the top of any of these ****’ bucket lists.

Maddow ended her segment by noting that in the past few weeks, both CNN and Vice have had to retract Trump stories for being poorly sourced.

The CNN story was specifically about the Trump-Russia scandal.

Maddow recalled how Dan Rather’s evening news career ended because of a poorly sourced story about George W. Bush’s (lack of) National Guard service.

The larger story was true! But because Rather was taken in by some **** fake documents, the story was relegated to the #FakeNews pile, where it died an untimely death.

Wouldn’t Donald Trump, who screams “FAKE NEWS!” 24 **** hours a day about REAL NEWS, just love to be able to do that to journalistic pursuits into his possibly criminal gay love affair with Russia?

Wouldn’t Putin love it?

Watch out, journalists. These **** are playing a dirty game.
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That imbecile fell for the Russian "collusion" story for months, you idiot. :rofl: :rofl:
Rachel Maddow did a BIG SCOOP on Thursday night, and we think it’s a pretty big ****’ deal.

What, she's going to apologize to viewers and to Trump for being such a sap and a con artist? :clap: :clap:

Is that the "big ****' deal?" :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 07 Jul 2017 6:58 pm » wrote:
That imbecile fell for the Russian "collusion" story for months, you idiot. :rofl: :rofl:


What, she's going to apologize to viewers and to Trump for being such a sap and a con artist? :clap: :clap:

Is that the "big ****' deal?" :rofl:
i trust usama bin laden way way way more than any libbertard on this thread
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Misty » 07 Jul 2017 6:30 pm » wrote:MORE SNARK FROM WONKETTE!

They didn’t fool Rachel Maddow
Oh no, it takes Fake News like a Russia-Trump-collaboration conspiracy to fool ol' Rache. :clap: :clap:
(because Jesus ****, what paste-eating moron actually thinks they are smarter than she is?)
A rhesus monkey is smarter than that leftist moonbat. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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