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Misty » 07 Jul 2017 6:20 pm » wrote:WONKETTE ALERT!
BEWARE OF THE SNARK!
CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork’s Life, By Not Doxxing Him

Trump Goes Over Two Hours With Putin Before Blowing Load (Allegedly!)

As we type this at you, we can only assume that Donald Trump is passed out in Hamburg somewhere in a post-orgasmic pile of his own orange filth, while Vladimir Putin is presumably riding around somewhere shirtless on a steed, proud of the traditional Russian coitus he just made with the American president.

That is because the two gentlemen have concluded a marathon TWO HOUR AND SIXTEEN MINUTE lovemaking session diplomatic meeting at the G20, and you know, different people act differently after such explosive geopolitical banging diplomacy.

It was only supposed to last 30 minutes.

And Wonkette’s unofficial betting pool figured a slippery Trump would have been wheeled out two MINUTES and sixteen SECONDS into the affair, while poor old Vlad was left to take care of his needs by his lonesome.

Trump, we didn’t know you had it in you! (Did you literally have it in you?)

So, about the meeting!

Beforehand, a bunch of old spies told the Daily Beast that Putin would obviously get whatever he wants from Trump, because as a former spy himself, he’d know how to manipulate Trump by calling him pretty and cajoling him to get mad at all the fake news haters trying to bring him down.

We’re quite sure that’s exactly what happened.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who was there for the meeting (and therefore must feel like he just watched the worst porno EVER) along with his Russian counterpart Sergey Lavrov, gave reporters the play-by-play, from dinner to dancing to fluttering eyelashes to seduction to Netflix to chill to BABY YOU’RE A FIREWORK, COME ON SHOW ME WHAT YOU’RE WORTH, MAKE ME GO “OH-OH-OH!” AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS MY THIGH-THIGH-THIGH, or however that song goes in Russian:
Sergey Lavrov’s account was that Trump reassured Putin he thought reports of meddling were “exaggerated” and that he believes Putin when he says there was no election interference.

But “administration official” from America says that is a bunch of ****:



OK WHATEVER.

This is a bunch of “He said, He said, He said, He said,” when really shouldn’t we get back to Donald and Vladimir shooting butt-rocket pheromones at each other and taking each other furniture shopping?

Besides, what’s one election stolen from Hitlery McLockHerUp?

Pffffffft, have you even seen Trump’s county-by-county election map? (We do not know if Trump brought a giant wall-sized copy of that map to show Putin, or whether it’s just printed on the condoms he may or may not keep in his tiny orange wallet.)

After that, Tillerson DID NOT REPORT that Trump incessantly asked Putin if he had a pee hooker tape of Trump cavorting with Russian pee hookers, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

The Washington Post reports that around halfway through the meeting, Melania Trump escaped from her hotel to barge in to the meeting like “Donald! Get out from under that man!”

But they were like “SHUT UP WE ARE HAVING GUY TIME,” so Melania left.

Also, when reporters came in halfway through to ask questions, it was all chocolate and kisses:
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS SEXXXXY FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN VLADIMIR AND DONALD ARE BOTH PREGNANT!

And Putin is right about phone sex never being enough, because oh boy, we’ve had a long distance relationship before, and it’s THE PITS.

When the journalists were being kicked out, the two lovers shared a common chuckle:





Haha! Let’s laugh at fake news journalists together!
Everybody in the world thinks this is so funny!



Haha! Context!



https://cpj.org/killed/europe/russia/

Haha!

They also talked about Syria and Ukraine and North Korea and terrorism and cybersecurity and whether they were really ready to settle down into a monogamous bilateral relationship and is it OK if Vladimir keeps the thermostat on 68 degrees or will that give Donald the meat sweats too much.

Time magazine talked to body language expert Patti Wood about Trump’s meeting with Putin, and she said Trump looked just really, really happy in Putin’s presence, and that even his handshakes were more loving and supportive than the handshakes he gives other world leaders.

She also said Trump doesn’t spread his legs as much when he’s around Putin, which signals that he feels less alpha in the Russian strongman’s presence, but we’re going to guess Trump spreads his legs PLENTY for Putin, so WHATEVER, EXPERT LADY.

Misty » 07 Jul 2017 8:24 pm » wrote:Real news
Real liberal
real vulgar

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS SEXXXXY FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN VLADIMIR AND DONALD ARE BOTH PREGNANT!

Misty » 07 Jul 2017 7:53 pm » wrote:About T-Bag and Pooty's two hour hookup.

Termin8tor » 07 Jul 2017 9:08 pm » wrote:
So much for the silly liberal claim that they're intellectually superior to conservatives.

The Squirminator is squirming in his seat!

Termin8tor » 07 Jul 2017 7:03 pm » wrote:CNN committed a federal crime by blackmailing him.

Termin8tor » 07 Jul 2017 9:08 pm » wrote:So much for the silly liberal claim that they're intellectually superior to conservatives.

Misty » 08 Jul 2017 1:15 am » wrote: More wingnut ****.

The corrupt liberal MSM only investigate conservatives.

When Obama's spiritual adviser gave a speech carried on CNN exposing that he's a Communist/ Marxist / leftist moonbat, the liberal MSM wouldn't touch it.

They covered it up.

Misty » 08 Jul 2017 1:29 am » wrote:I do the best treason. Believe me. No one betrays their country better than me.

Stephen Cohen on Tucker Carlson Praises Trump-Putin Meeting as Most Important Summit since World War II

On occasion, (Tucker Carlson) has welcomed a liberal who seems to agree with or at least to buttress his own conservative position. One such guest, who has been on the program a number of times in recent months, is Stephen F. Cohen, Ph.D., an American scholar and professor emeritus of Russian studies at Princeton University and New York University. Cohen, 78, is an unabashed liberal. He is a contributing editor to The Nation, according to Wikipedia “the most widely read weekly journal of liberal/progressive political and cultural news, opinion, and analysis.” Since 1988, Cohen has been married to Katrina vanden Heuvel, the longtime, reliably left-of-center editor of The Nation.

On the occasion of President Trump’s first one-on-one meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Hamburg on July 7, Carlson welcomed Cohen as the second guest on his program the same evening. Cohen is “an actual expert on the subject and a Russian speaker,” Carlson noted in his introduction. In the 4½ minute long segment, the experienced and independent-minded Cohen shredded many of the arguments put forward by the “resist” commentators and academics who were quick to dump on the Trump-Putin meeting as they have similarly jumped on the unproven Russia-Trump-collusion bandwagon since it took off last fall.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/201 ... ar_ii.html