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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Where you at? Fact check this please.
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Misty » 02 Dec 2017 4:07 pm » wrote: I love how you just dismiss his crazy Tweets, because you can't justify them.
And I love how you just make that statement. :rofl: FYI, I agree with you and others that some of those tweets are 1) not necessary and 2) bring more harm than good. OTOH, he uses them to combat the news media who have it their way and only their way in their reporting otherwise. Maybe you don't care about things such as these, but I do and so do most Americans:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-says-reports-of-tillerson-ouster-are-fake-news
https://news.teletrader.com/trump-fake-news-reporting-comeys-lies/news/details/41344730?ts=1512319848661
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/02/us/brian-ross-suspended-abc.html
Two indictments and two guilty pleas so far.
Neither of which relate to Trump colluding with anyone.
A bunch of people who were private citizens at the time negotiating with the foreign adversary that meddled in our election, in order to undermine America's foreign policy.
And your proof of that is? It didn't get to you and change YOUR vote, did it? :drool:
That hardly gives you the high ground on who you chose to support.
Well, let me ask you a few questions.

1. Do you support small businesses now being able to get loans for expansion?
2. Do you support corporations bringing their manufacturing, etc., back to this country?
3. Do you support the repatriation of trillions of dollars?
4. Do you support a crackdown on crime in the inner-cities, specifically gangs?
5. Do you support Americans before illegals? I notice you didn't say a thing about Kate Steinle and Sanctuary SF that 1) allowed her death in the first place, then 2) set the **** free without even an involuntary manslaughter conviction.

Those are just a few policies/agenda that I indeed support and call it taking the high road if you wish, but they are more important than twitter, to me. To you, they apparently aren't. And fake whatever videos retweeted simply do not compare to years of compromising classified information, even though he should not have done that, IMO. You've never said one word about that bitch doing what she has been proven to have done, at least not that I've seen. All you want to do is tell everyone how irrelevant the bitch is, but that isn't true. Those exposed classified emails are still exposed.
You know what jeopardizes REAL lives?
Re-Tweeting FAKE anti-Muslim videos put out by a violent fringe group in Great Britain.
That puts our embassy personnel in foreign countries in danger.
But don't take my word for it, 45's own State Dept said so.
Yeah, I do know, but you don't say a word about Hillary's doing exactly that over years, which once again, makes you a blatant, unashamed hypocrite.
What are you going to say when we have another Benghazi that actually is caused by those videos?
We'll see if that happens, but I can tell you this. I won't say what you said about Benghazi and her lies...nothing.
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larryc12 » 03 Dec 2017 9:02 am » wrote:
Misty » 02 Dec 2017 4:07 pm » wrote:What are you going to say when we have another Benghazi that actually is caused by those videos?
We'll see if that happens, but I can tell you this. I won't say what you said about Benghazi and her lies...nothing.
I'm assuming you mean what she said about the video?
You guys made it sound like she personally killed those four men herself.
She was investigated up the wazoo on Benghazi, and what was the result of all that?
Nothing.

Between 45 Tweeting FAKE anti-Muslim videos and now talking about recognizing Jerusalem as the official capital of Israel and/or moving the embassy, we will probably have a lot more Benghazis.
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Roy Moore suggests George Soros is headed to hell.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Christopher Meloni's new show starts tomorrow.
I can't wait.

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Aside from all of his other character flaws, he's an animal hater.
Trump thought it was 'low class' for Pence to bring pets to VP residence: report.

An adviser to President Trump reportedly said Trump was "embarrassed" by the Pence family's desire to bring their pets with them to Washington, D.C.

The adviser told The Atlantic Trump told his secretary that he thought it was "low class" for the Pences to bring their pets to the Naval Observatory.

"He was embarrassed by it, he thought it was so low class," the adviser said, according to the publication. "He thinks the Pences are yokels."

At the time, the Pences had two cats, a rabbit named Marlon Bundo and a snake. After one of the cats died in June, the family adopted a new puppy and a kitten.

Trump is the first president in 150 years to not have a pet in the White House, according to the New York Post.

Trump has reportedly mocked Pence throughout his presidency over the vice president's far-right views on abortion and LGBTQ rights.

The president once said that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people, The New Yorker reported in October.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... -to-vp?amp
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Homophobic GOP Lawmaker Freaks Out When Colleague Touches Him: ‘I’m a Heterosexual!’ – WATCH

Pennsylvania GOP state Rep. Daryl Metcalfe freaked out during a meeting of the House State Government Committee on Tuesday when his colleague, the committee’s ranking Democrat, Rep. Matt Bradford, touched him on the arm to get his attention.

Said Metcalfe, interrupting Bradford: “Representative Bradford, look, I’m a heterosexual. I have a wife. I love my wife. I don’t like men, as you might.

Don’t — stop touching me all the time! It’s like, keep your hands to yourself.

Like, if you want to touch somebody, you have people on your side of the aisle that might like it. I don’t.”

Replied Bradford: “Okay, we are officially off the rails…My intent was just to beg for your permission for about 30 seconds.”

Snapped Metcalfe: “Then beg. Don’t touch.”
Definitely one of those 'wide stance' guys.
First, PA Rep. Daryl Metcalfe (R-Butler) killed a simple resolution proclaiming October as Domestic Violence Awareness Month because he said, "it has a homosexual agenda.”

You can read the full resolution here.

Can anyone else find anything remotely like a "homosexual agenda" within it?

Later that same day he opposed a measure to increase marriage license fees from $3 to $28 with the extra $25 to be allotted to a fund for victims of domestic abuse because he claimed that it was "a slap in the face to family values"

http://2politicaljunkies.blogspot.com/2 ... estic.html
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Lil Dicky (HaHa) is just a plant in the rally to get under everyone’s skin! Don’t respond to his threads or posts, that is what he is after, just look at some of the **** he puts up.........Don’t fall victim!
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Some of you may have seen this before...but I'll post it anyway.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxjZB5S_g7s
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Misty » 02 Dec 2017 3:48 pm » wrote:Image

WTF?
He knew that Flynn lied to the FBI when he fired him?
So why did he ask Comey if he could let the Flynn thing go?
And then fire him for not doing that?
And if there was nothing to hide, then why did Flynn lie?
:loco: :loco: :loco:

Someone needs to take his phone away.
He's not helping himself.
gee the guy investigating was FIRED for his bias against trump...lololol...muellers whole team are frauds and will be called out...
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Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of “low-battery issues” with Vladimir Putin’s remote, the White House said on Friday.

Speaking to the White House press corps, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that Trump’s slurred speech was “a case of what happens when President Putin doesn’t change the batteries in his remote frequently enough.”

“President Trump makes public appearances several times a day,” Sanders said.

“In the course of those appearances, President Putin’s remote can drain its battery very quickly.”

Calling Putin’s remote-control operation of Trump “far from glitch-free,” Sanders said that there have also been problems with the Russian leader’s attempts to control Trump’s thumbs when he tweets in the early-morning hours.

“Sometimes President Putin has tried to operate President Trump’s thumbs and there has been the same low-battery issue,” she said.

“This has resulted in random capital letters, misspellings, and, in some cases, gibberish.”

Sanders scolded the press for speculating that Trump’s slurred speech was the result of problems with dentures or his brain.

“We are working with tech support to resolve the issue,” she said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... ins-remote
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Stinky McPeterson » 08 Dec 2017 1:33 pm » wrote:
Misty » 02 Dec 2017 3:48 pm » wrote:Image

WTF?
He knew that Flynn lied to the FBI when he fired him?
So why did he ask Comey if he could let the Flynn thing go?
And then fire him for not doing that?
And if there was nothing to hide, then why did Flynn lie?
:loco: :loco: :loco:

Someone needs to take his phone away.
He's not helping himself.
gee the guy investigating was FIRED for his bias against trump...lololol...
45 gave several reasons for firing Comey.
That was not one of them.
Stinky McPeterson » 08 Dec 2017 1:33 pm » wrote:...muellers whole team are frauds and will be called out...
I see you have your FOX News Trump TV talking points down.
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