A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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12 Jan 2018 3:01 pm
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 2:34 pm » wrote:What kind of person is up at 3:30 AM tryin' to convince the world his political enemies are actually guilty of what he's bein' investigated for?
An incredibly guilty person
What a complete and utter joke that is, Dim. :rofl: :rofl:

Because as I've documented extensively, he's factually correct.


Never mind that the stupid tweet is completely illogical.
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12 Jan 2018 4:24 pm
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onlyaladd » 12 Jan 2018 2:48 pm » wrote:
NeoConvict » 12 Jan 2018 10:27 am » wrote: There are actually progressives who think that was a real Twitter post. Sad.
Oh yeah? Who?
Go ahead, point them out.

Meanwhile the real statement.
“In November, we started delivering the first F-52s and F-35 fighter jets,” Trump bragged about the reported $10 billion order.
Make with the funny. Pathetic and whiney is only so entertaining.
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 3:01 pm » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 2:34 pm » wrote:What kind of person is up at 3:30 AM tryin' to convince the world his political enemies are actually guilty of what he's bein' investigated for?
An incredibly guilty person
What a complete and utter joke that is, Dim. :rofl: :rofl:
Because as I've documented extensively, he's factually correct.
Never mind that the stupid tweet is completely illogical.
You are right about that.
He is a complete and utter joke, and his Tweet is completely illogical.

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12 Jan 2018 6:27 pm
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:21 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 3:01 pm » wrote:What a complete and utter joke that is, Dim. :rofl: :rofl:

Because as I've documented extensively, he's factually correct.

You are right about that.
He is a complete and utter joke,
Not to half the country, especially those most knowledgeable about issues, including many former Never-Trumpers.

I have a 30-page thread filled with his achievements.
You're too crooked to even go read them.

Because you're a complete and utter hack, a joke, a charlatan, a Democrat Talking Point Liar.

and his Tweet is completely illogical.
How typical you babble about one tweet and ignore the excellent investigative work done by Nunes and the analysis done by former prosecutors like Andrew McCarthy who are convinced beyond any reasonable doubt that Obama allowed his Intelligence Agencies to surveil Trump, a presidential candidate, during an election and illegally leak to the press.
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:27 pm » wrote: How's that family values thing working out for you?
Gosh, you never cared when Clinton was accused of rape. In fact, you told years of lies in his defense

Now suddenly you're concerned about a supposed affair.


Here's a hint, Dim. We want to save our country from the corrupt, destructive Democrat Party and will tolerate a few flaws.
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12 Jan 2018 6:50 pm
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I wonder how many of those living overseas are there due to work. Ohhhhh **** that **** up the loinfo narrative doesn't it.
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 6:39 pm » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:27 pm » wrote:How's that family values thing working out for you?
Gosh, you never cared when Clinton was accused of rape. In fact, you told years of lies in his defense
Now suddenly you're concerned about a supposed affair.
Here's a hint, Dim. We want to save our country from the corrupt, destructive Democrat Party and will tolerate a few flaws.
A few flaws?

Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.

Not exactly the altar boy you make him out to be.

And then there's all that pesky racism.

A few flaws.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:50 pm » wrote:If they aren't **** countries, why don't their citizens stay there? Let's be honest. Call it like it is.

Hey Tomi, WashPost **** bureau chief here. Love your foreign affairs reporting. Did you know there are 8.7 million Americans living overseas? Can't imagine why they would leave home.

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You're kidding, right Dim? :rofl: :rofl:

Hey Seiff, how many Americans live in **** for non-work or religious reasons? I'll bet just about zero.

Most Americans who live abroad do so for work or or as missionaries or because those countries are safe and comfortable or they have ultra-safe resort areas, you imbecile.

How many retirees or vacation goers go to Somalia or Haiti to live among the average Somalian or Haitian?
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm » wrote:A few flaws?

Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.

Not exactly the altar boy you make him out to be.
When have I ever portrayed him as an "altar boy?" Can you quote me?

No?

Then you're lying again, as if anyone is surprised by that.
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crimsongulf » 12 Jan 2018 6:52 pm » wrote:I wonder how many of those living overseas are there due to work. Ohhhhh **** that **** up the loinfo narrative doesn't it.
Nobody is forced to work overseas.
They do it voluntarily.
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm » wrote: A few flaws?

Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.

Not exactly the altar boy you make him out to be.

And then there's all that pesky racism.

A few flaws.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Market set ANOTHER record today. I guess the market agrees that they are actually ****.
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 7:00 pm » wrote: Nobody is forced to work overseas.
They do it voluntarily.
Didn't say they did, nor did your twatter screen shot say so. Apply that 8.whatever million to total population and get back to me. **** unfortunately we have more queers and trannies than that.
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12 Jan 2018 7:04 pm
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 6:59 pm » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm » wrote:A few flaws?
Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.
Not exactly the altar boy you make him out to be.
When have I ever portrayed him as an "altar boy?" Can you quote me?
No?
Then you're lying again, as if anyone is surprised by that.
That was hyperbole jackass, but you always whitewash his behavior.
Like when you referred to him groping women's private parts as a just a 'vulgar form of seduction.'
Go ahead.
Tell me you didn't say that.
I dare you.
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12 Jan 2018 8:04 pm
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 7:06 pm » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 6:58 pm » wrote:Your cult leader has been accused by over a dozen women of touching them non-consensually.
And he was having affairs with Porn Stars and Playboy Playmates, either while his wife was pregnant or right after she gave birth, and paying them for their silence.
I have no idea about the latter, but I didn't vote for him because I thought he was a saint.
I voted for him to save the country from your deeply corrupt, deeply destructive party.
And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.
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12 Jan 2018 8:13 pm
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 8:08 pm » wrote: And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.
the antidote needs to equal the venom sweet heart...yall instituted Obama....that takes an awful lot of antiobama to overcome
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13 Jan 2018 11:15 am
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So the White House puts out a statement that they say is from the doctor who conducted 45's physical exam yesterday.
The statement says that he is in 'excellent' health.
One problem.

Seems the doctor forgot how to spell his own name.
The statement is signed 'Dr. Ronnie Jackson.'
When the doctor actually spells his first name ' Ronny' and uses his middle initial, plus no doctor would sign their name that way.
It would be signed Ronny Jackson M.D..

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This is from the doctor's website.
Notice the difference.

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And this is from a 2014 report on President Obama's physical exam conducted by the same doctor.

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Doctors don't usually use superlatives like 'excellent' anyway.
It looks like they wrote that statement themselves, or maybe they had some help from this guy.

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13 Jan 2018 11:25 am
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:15 am » wrote:So the White House puts out a statement that they say is from the doctor who conducted 45's physical exam yesterday.
The statement says that he is in 'excellent' health.
One problem.

Seems the doctor forgot how to spell his own name.
The statement is signed 'Dr. Ronnie Jackson.'
When the doctor actually spells his first name ' Ronny' and uses his middle initial, plus no doctor would sign their name that way.
It would be signed Ronny Jackson M.D..

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This is from the doctor's website.
Notice the difference.

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And this is from a 2014 report on President Obama's physical exam conducted by the same doctor.

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Doctors don't usually use superlatives like 'excellent' anyway.
It looks like they wrote that statement themselves, or maybe they had some help from this guy.

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you ever seen a doctors penmanship?
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