A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Speaking of curious statements, 45's lawyer put out a statement from the Porn star that was paid $130,000 to keep quiet about her affair with 45.
In the statement, she denies the affair and the payoff.
The statement is signed 'Stormy Daniels' which is her Porn name.
Her real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford.

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13 Jan 2018 11:28 am
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:15 am » wrote:So the White House puts out a statement that they say is from the doctor who conducted 45's physical exam yesterday.
The statement says that he is in 'excellent' health.
One problem.

Seems the doctor forgot how to spell his own name.
The statement is signed 'Dr. Ronnie Jackson.'
When the doctor actually spells his first name ' Ronny' and uses his middle initial, plus no doctor would sign their name that way.
It would be signed Ronny Jackson M.D..
Oh my gosh, it's the huge Fake Doctor scandal! Horrifying! :o

I'll bet he's actually a Russian plant! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:27 am » wrote:Speaking of curious statements, 45's lawyer put out a statement from the Porn star that was paid $130,000 to keep quiet about her affair with 45.
In the statement, she denies the affair and the payoff.
The statement is signed 'Stormy Daniels' which is her Porn name.
Her real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford.
You should absolutely run on this huge issue in 2020.

Voters won't pay the slightest attention to higher paychecks and that tax cut and the building Trump Boom. :rofl: :rofl:

Or that he's been working so hard to keep all of his campaign promises.

They'll all be talking about what Stormy's real name is and how much she got. :clap: :clap:
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Bigsky » 13 Jan 2018 11:25 am » wrote:you ever seen a doctors penmanship?
So you think the White House doctor sent Sarah Sanders a hand written statement?
:rofl:
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13 Jan 2018 11:31 am
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 7:04 pm » wrote: That was hyperbole jackass, but you always whitewash his behavior.
Like when you referred to him groping women's private parts as a just a 'vulgar form of seduction.'
Go ahead.
Tell me you didn't say that.
I dare you.
I left an answer to this, but apparently you deleted it.


Psychopath. :loco:
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 11:28 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:15 am » wrote:So the White House puts out a statement that they say is from the doctor who conducted 45's physical exam yesterday.
The statement says that he is in 'excellent' health.
One problem.
Seems the doctor forgot how to spell his own name.
The statement is signed 'Dr. Ronnie Jackson.'
When the doctor actually spells his first name ' Ronny' and uses his middle initial, plus no doctor would sign their name that way.
It would be signed Ronny Jackson M.D..
Oh my gosh, it's the huge Fake Doctor scandal! Horrifying! :o
I'll bet he's actually a Russian plant! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I didn't say the doctor was fake jackass, but I have my doubts about that statement.
We already know that 45 put out one doctor's statement that was a bunch of ****.

Remember how his quack doctor said that 45 would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus Christ Clem, were you sitting here waiting for me?
The minute I made a post you were right on my ***.
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13 Jan 2018 11:40 am
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Bigsky » 12 Jan 2018 8:13 pm » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 8:08 pm » wrote:And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.
the antidote needs to equal the venom sweet heart...yall instituted Obama....that takes an awful lot of antiobama to overcome
Less like an antidote and more like poison.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:30 am » wrote: So you think the White House doctor sent Sarah Sanders a hand written statement?
:rofl:
it was a joke honey
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 11:30 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:27 am » wrote:Speaking of curious statements, 45's lawyer put out a statement from the Porn star that was paid $130,000 to keep quiet about her affair with 45.
In the statement, she denies the affair and the payoff.
The statement is signed 'Stormy Daniels' which is her Porn name.
Her real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford.
You should absolutely run on this huge issue in 2020.
Voters won't pay the slightest attention to higher paychecks and that tax cut and the building Trump Boom. :rofl: :rofl:
Or that he's been working so hard to keep all of his campaign promises.
They'll all be talking about what Stormy's real name is and how much she got. :clap: :clap:
How about one of his biggest if not THE biggest campaign promise to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something much better and cheaper and that would cover everyone?
How did that work out?

How much did your paycheck go up Puss?
Oh, silly me.
That would presuppose that you actually have a job.

We all know that you're too **** crazy to hold down a job and are probably on the public dole getting some sort of government provided healthcare.
You have never denied it.

Or maybe you are part of the top 1% who will be receiving 83% of the gains from 45's tax cuts.

Is that it Puss?
Are you a secret millionaire or billionaire?
Or do you just enjoy giving them your money or should I say my money, since you probably don't pay any taxes.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 11:49 am » wrote:
Misty » 12 Jan 2018 8:08 pm » wrote:And out of the 17 Republicans running, you picked the most corrupt and destructive one.
Go figure.
Oh yeah. Look at the horrific damage Trump has one to the country. :huh:
Oh, wait, that's what Democrats did to Detroit, East St. Louis and other major cities.
This is the worst kind of racism I can imagine, other than violence, yet you write not one single word about it.
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I'm sure Republican Governor Rick Snyder's emergency manager has fixed all of that.
Oh no, wait......he was too busy poisoning the drinking water in Flint with lead.
Nevermind.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:53 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 11:30 am » wrote:You should absolutely run on this huge issue in 2020.

Voters won't pay the slightest attention to higher paychecks and that tax cut and the building Trump Boom. :rofl: :rofl:

Or that he's been working so hard to keep all of his campaign promises.

They'll all be talking about what Stormy's real name is and how much she got. :clap: :clap:
How about one of his biggest if not THE biggest campaign promise to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something much better and cheaper and that would cover everyone?
How did that work out?
Why do you ALWAYS ignore the many, many promises he has kept?

Because you're too dishonest to admit that he has been a huge success.

And his biggest promise was to improve the economy. Has he kept that?

What?

I'm sorry, what? :rofl: :rofl:
How much did your paycheck go up Puss?
Oh, silly me.
That would presuppose that you actually have a job.

We all know that you're too **** crazy to hold down a job and are probably on the public dole getting some sort of government provided healthcare.
You have never denied it.
Wow, look at all the babbling ****. :blink:

You can't debate issues honestly, so you lie and smear.
Or maybe you are part of the top 1% who will be receiving 83% of the gains from 45's tax cuts.

Is that it Puss?
Are you a secret millionaire or billionaire?
Or do you just enjoy giving them your money or should I say my money, since you probably don't pay any taxes.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've never made claims to be rich, just reasonably successful, so WTF are you babbling about?
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13 Jan 2018 12:10 pm
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:00 pm » wrote:
Oh yeah. Look at the horrific damage Trump has one to the country. :huh:
Oh, wait, that's what Democrats did to Detroit, East St. Louis and other major cities.
This is the worst kind of racism I can imagine, other than violence, yet you write not one single word about it.

I'm sure Republican Governor Rick Snyder's emergency manager has fixed all of that.
Oh no, wait......he was too busy poisoning the drinking water in Flint with lead.
Nevermind.
Why did you avoid the undeniable fact that your party has destroyed large parts of major cities?

Destroyed the lives of people living there who are disproportionately minority?

Instead, you try to blame a competent Republican who has brought Michigan's economy back from the deep damage your party did.

How utterly dishonest, but exactly what we all expect from you.
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13 Jan 2018 12:20 pm
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:40 am » wrote: Less like an antidote and more like poison.
https://youtu.be/Qq4j1LtCdww
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:06 pm » wrote:I've never made claims to be rich, just reasonably successful, so WTF are you babbling about?
Successful at what?
Collecting bottles and cans from the side of the road?
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:31 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:06 pm » wrote: I've never made claims to be rich, just reasonably successful, so WTF are you babbling about?
Successful at what?
Collecting bottles and cans from the side of the road?
Is this the best you can do, Dim?

You can't debate issues honestly, so you lie and smear.
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13 Jan 2018 12:42 pm
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:10 pm » wrote:Why did you avoid the undeniable fact that your party has destroyed large parts of major cities?
Destroyed the lives of people living there who are disproportionately minority?
Instead, you try to blame a competent Republican who has brought Michigan's economy back from the deep damage your party did.
How utterly dishonest, but exactly what we all expect from you.
I'm sure the children who are suffering permanent damage from lead poisoning will be eternally grateful to the 'competent' Governor Snyder.

Please spare me your phony outrage about the plight of minorities.
If you gave a **** about them you would not support the filthy racist in the WH.

How much have you ever written about the water crisis in Flint, caused by people that Snyder appointed and that disproportionately affected minorities?

How utterly dishonest, but exactly what we all expect from you.
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:34 pm » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:31 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:06 pm » wrote:I've never made claims to be rich, just reasonably successful, so WTF are you babbling about?
Successful at what?
Collecting bottles and cans from the side of the road?
Is this the best you can do, Dim?
You can't debate issues honestly, so you lie and smear.
Well since you refuse to tell us what you do for a living or what kind of health care coverage you have, we can only speculate.
You obviously have something to hide.
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:45 pm » wrote: Well since you refuse to tell us what you do for a living or what kind of health care coverage you have, we can only speculate.
You obviously have something to hide.
It obviously involves Russian collusion, psycho. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're **** demented. :loco:
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13 Jan 2018 12:58 pm
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:50 pm » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jan 2018 12:45 pm » wrote:Well since you refuse to tell us what you do for a living or what kind of health care coverage you have, we can only speculate.
You obviously have something to hide.
It obviously involves Russian collusion, psycho. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You're **** demented. :loco:
Please stop **** up my comedy thread.
Post something funny or GTFO.
You do know what funny means, right?
Look it up.

If anyone wants to read your crazy rantings, they are in the Peanut Gallery, where all of your future posts that don't contain something funny will go from now on.
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Bigsky » 13 Jan 2018 11:45 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:30 am » wrote:So you think the White House doctor sent Sarah Sanders a hand written statement?
:rofl:
it was a joke honey
Sorry.
With all of Clem's crazy ranting I sometimes forget that this is a humor thread.
You have no idea how much of his **** I have just sent to the Peanut Gallery.
And yet there is so much more.
I can't keep up with it.
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