A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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onlyaladd » 14 Jan 2018 9:22 pm » wrote:
Huey » 14 Jan 2018 5:07 pm » wrote:
Did you excuse bill Clinton? Did you condemn him?
Really? After all these years, explaing over and over??? Back to this Again?
If you can find an inconsistency let me know.

I'd bet the only one to be found is on your part.
Not really. I voted for him, snowflake.
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NeoConvict » 12 Jan 2018 10:27 am » wrote: There are actually progressives who think that was a real Twitter post. Sad.
In the immortal words of abraham lincoln:

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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 11:08 am » wrote: And there we have it.
The goal is to stop the browning of America.
Doesn't that make your goal to brown america? :huh:

Why would you have that goal?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 11:28 am » wrote: But whiter than white immigrants from Norway are okay, right?

Are you really too stupid to understand that 45 saying that we should have more immigrants from white countries like Norway and less from '**** countries' like Haiti or African nations is what made his comments racist?

Apparently you are that stupid (or dishonest) because for some strange reason you want to make this an argument about whether or not Somalia is a **** country and ignore what he said about allowing more people from white countries to come here.
Did he actually say white countries?

If you have to misquote him, it weakens your position.

Preferring immigrants from developed nations with democratic histories over disease-riddled turd world **** holes isn't necessarily racist - is it? :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 11:33 am » wrote: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
It's all about race.
The people he wants to keep out of the country, Mexicans, Muslims, Haitians and Africans are all people of color, and the people he wants to let in are people from majority white countries like Norway.
Norway has a lot of muslims - how do you know he doesn't want them to come here?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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crimsongulf » 12 Jan 2018 1:19 pm » wrote:He said the truth, sorry for those that got their panties wadded.

They are **** countries, most from there are nothing more than a drain on the taxpayer and a health risk to the country.
But but but they have doctorates in jigaboo studies from ooga booga u! :omg:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 1:19 pm » wrote: What "Muslim ban," liar?
The one he tried to implement in order to keep his election promise?

"Donald J Trump is calling for a total and complete shut down of muslims entering the united states...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_nYQ6ItWM
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 1:21 pm » wrote:
Some Mexicans are rapists or criminal.

He has specifically said that most Mexican immigrants are "good people."
No, ****, he didn't.

He said, "...and some, I assume, are good people."

SOME.

Not most.

When you have to misquote, it weakens your argument, shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqn3V8EJVPg
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 12 Jan 2018 1:47 pm » wrote: I heard him say "most," psycho.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh, clemtard, you are a special, special girl. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Annoyed Liberall » 12 Jan 2018 1:52 pm » wrote: Got a link for 'most', sugar tits?
No problem, sweetie.

Pick any of these:
Termin8tor » 29 Dec 2017 11:25 pm » wrote:That's the analysis of most astute observers of the problem.
[url=http://liberalforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=541870#p541870]Termin8tor[/url] » 15 Oct 2015 3:50 pm » wrote:I'm recalling from memory, wackjob, andgiven that it was decades ago ...I'm likely correct.
[url=http://liberalforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=541870#p541870]Termin8tor[/url] » 15 Jun 2015 9:16 am » wrote:I've for many, many, many years cited sources to back up my claims.
Termin8tor » 26 Mar 2017 2:32 pm » wrote: I cited it in one of my threads a long time ago. If you're too lazy to read what I post, get stuffed.
[url=http://liberalforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=541870#p541870]Termin8tor[/url] » 13 Oct 2015 8:57 pm » wrote:I bring more sources to the board than perhaps anyone. I have proved almost every claim I've made.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 2:08 pm » wrote:This belongs here, because it's a **** joke.
I feel sorry for the members of Dr. King's family who had to stand next to that racist pig.
They showed 100 times more class than he ever did.

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Tomming isn't classy.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 12 Jan 2018 2:31 pm » wrote: Why don't you tell me?

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https://www.csmonitor.com/Photo-Galleri ... ked#739915

That has more to do with poverty than with morality.
1. Wouldn't that chart be affected by the fact that it's harder for immigrants to get welfare?

2. Wouldn't a mexican immigrant mother collecting food stamps, medicaid or welfare for her native born children show up in the blue?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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14 Jan 2018 11:12 pm
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Wait - he dipped his dick in stormy daniels? :omg:

****.

I shoulda voted. :evil:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 13 Jan 2018 11:38 am » wrote: I didn't say the doctor was fake jackass, but I have my doubts about that statement.
We already know that 45 put out one doctor's statement that was a bunch of ****.
That wasn't tRump - it was John Miller.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 13 Jan 2018 12:10 pm » wrote:
Why did you avoid the undeniable fact that your party has destroyed large parts of major cities?
Blaming local politicians for the effects of republican globalism is dishonest, retard.

The funny thing is that tRump was elected on promises to GET RID OF those trade deals which destroyed so many industrial cities. And you still defend those deals, lie about their effects and blame those effects on locals - while supporting tRump.

You're a schizo, assey. :)
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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onlyaladd » 14 Jan 2018 4:59 pm » wrote: Imagine the field day that would've happened had Obama done this?
But "family values" crowd is silent. Why?
There was no miscegenation? :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Huey » 14 Jan 2018 5:07 pm » wrote: Did you excuse bill Clinton? Did you condemn him?
I excused clnton for that swinelet, monica - but in light of tRump's activities, I take it back.

It's about time we had a pResident who isn't a pig sticker.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Huey » 14 Jan 2018 5:32 pm » wrote:
Do you have that post from the threads in question where I claimed you changed the posts of others?

Yes or no? The answer is no, lying ****, because it does not exist.
How can we trust that claim?

Maybe she changed it. :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 14 Jan 2018 7:15 pm » wrote: Maybe Trump had an affair while married and sometimes says mean things.

Which is worse, psycho?
MAYBE? That's funny.

AN affair? That's funny.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 14 Jan 2018 7:20 pm » wrote: Don't pee on my leg and tell me It's raining Sparkey.
If you were not trying to imply that it is an abuse of power for me to change my own OP's or titles, then why did you even bring it up in a thread where Clem was accusing me of deleting his stuff?

Don't pretend that you have never accused me of abusing my powers by changing my own thread titles.
We both know that you have.
A quick search would prove that.

This is just one example where you accused me of abusing my powers by changing the title of this thread.

Once again, if you think I am abusing my powers ask management to check the logs.
Otherwise STFU about it.
I looked for proof of it, but you deleted it! :omg:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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