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Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 8:17 pm » wrote:Oh my gosh, we're actually trying to debate issues on a political forum?
Does that give you a woody, Puss?
Unfortunately it's in the wrong thread.
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 10:21 pm » wrote:You and the truth are not at all well acquainted. :rofl:
Quote your sources like everyone else does or don't waste our time.
All you ever do is insult me, and then you whine about how I refuse to debate you.
How do you debate someone, when they start out by saying that everything you say is a lie, and they refuse to even look at your sources?
There's really no where to go from there, is there?

Your BFF Huey is just as bad.
He also whines about how I refuse to debate him, then he calls me stupid and dishonest in every post.
And you call me a liar and crazy.

Please explain to me why I should give either one of you the time of day?

Neither one of you want to debate anything.
You just want everyone to admit that you are right.
Good luck with that.

Goodnight Puss.
Pleasant (wet) dreams.
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18 Jan 2018 11:53 pm
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Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 10:07 pm » wrote:
Where do you get your propaganda, Dim?

Are you incapable of thinking for yourself?

Obviously.
All of it is true. Con
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Huey » 18 Jan 2018 9:43 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2018 9:40 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 9:06 pm » wrote:80% of Americans are going to get a very significant tax cut.
The Trump Boom has begun.
Good luck selling your babbling **** to voters when they find that out in detail.
I'd love to know what you think of as significant.

45 said that the average household would get $4,000 more a year.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You got something that says they are not?

Make sure you are talking about the bill that passed the Senate on dec 20. Not what your first two links are talking about.
Are you lacking in the reading comprehension skills area?

You’re articles were written in October. Try again.
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Misty » 18 Jan 2018 9:40 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 9:06 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2018 9:00 pm » wrote:I'm talking about the whole thing jerkoff.
Tell me that what 45 said was true, when he was trying to sell us on his tax cuts, that they would mainly benefit the middle and working class and hurt him and his rich friends.
80% of Americans are going to get a very significant tax cut.
I'd love to know what you think of as significant.
And the top 1% get 83% of the gains.

45 said that the average household would get $4,000 more a year.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
How can articles written in October give details on a tax bill that wasn’t written until December?

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-go ... es-2017-12
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Misty » 18 Jan 2018 9:40 pm » wrote: I'd love to know what you think of as significant.
And the top 1% get 83% of the gains.

45 said that the average household would get $4,000 more a year.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Tell me something, Misty. What has Trump done that makes your life worse?
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19 Jan 2018 8:47 am
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onlyaladd » 18 Jan 2018 11:53 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2018 10:07 pm » wrote:Where do you get your propaganda, Dim?

Are you incapable of thinking for yourself?

Obviously.
All of it is true. Con
It's not all true, and what is is basically irrelevant.

I don't care if any president golfs, as long as a lot of good things are being done for the country.

As Trump clearly is doing. But you can't refute his accomplishments, so you cite propaganda and babble like the imbecile you are.
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Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 8:47 am » wrote:
It's not all true, and what is is basically irrelevant.

I don't care if any president golfs, as long as a lot of good things are being done for the country.

As Trump clearly is doing. But you can't refute his accomplishments, so you cite propaganda and babble like the imbecile you are.
They really can't give any substantial reason why they hate Trump so, but that kind of hate is all that matters to them anyway.
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larryc12 » 19 Jan 2018 8:51 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 8:47 am » wrote:It's not all true, and what is is basically irrelevant.

I don't care if any president golfs, as long as a lot of good things are being done for the country.

As Trump clearly is doing. But you can't refute his accomplishments, so you cite propaganda and babble like the imbecile you are.
They really can't give any substantial reason why they hate Trump so, but that kind of hate is all that matters to them anyway.
They hate him because he's a dangerous threat to their sacred Liberalism.


It doesn't matter what the facts are.
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19 Jan 2018 10:42 am
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Misty » 18 Jan 2018 10:18 pm » wrote:Of course not because you might accidentally stumble upon the truth.
Speaking of the truth and humor, remember when Obama claimed that there were no major scandals during his administration? :rofl: :rofl:

That was a complete and utter joke, much, much funnier than your silly propaganda.

This scandal alone is probably the biggest scandal in US history, and more are coming.

And strangely, I didn't see one single word in either the unbiased WashPost or the NYTimes.

How can that be? :huh:
A Bombshell House Intelligence report exposing extensive FISA abuse could lead to the removal of senior government officials

Sara Carter
16 hours ago
A review of a classified document outlining what is described as extensive Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act abuse was made available to all House members Thursday and the revelations could lead to the removal of senior officials in the FBI and Department of Justice, several sources with knowledge of the document stated. These sources say the report is “explosive,” stating they would not be surprised if it leads to the end of Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into President Trump and his associates.

The House Intelligence Committee passed the motion along party lines Thursday to make the classified report alleging extensive ‘FISA Abuse’

related to the controversial dossier available to all House members. The report contains information regarding the dossier that alleges President Trump and members of his team colluded with the Russians in the 2016 presidential election. Some members of the House viewed the document in a secure room Thursday.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., offered the motion on Thursday to make the Republican majority-authored report available to the members.

“The document shows a troubling course of conduct and we need to make the document available, so the public can see it,” said a senior government official, who spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the document. “Once the public sees it, we can hold the people involved accountable in a number of ways.”

The government official said that after reading the document “some of these people should no longer be in the government.”

The document also apparently outlines “several problematic” issues with how FISA warrants were “packaged, and used” state several sources with knowledge of the report.

Over the past year, whistleblowers in the law enforcement and intelligence community have revealed to Congress what they believe to be extensive abuse with regard to FISA surveillance, as previously reported.
The dossier was used in part as evidence for a warrant to surveil members of the Trump campaign, according to a story published this month. Former British spy Christopher Steele, who compiled the dossier in 2016, was hired by embattled research firm Fusion GPS. The firm’s founder is Glenn Simpson, a former Wall Street Journal reporter who has already testified before Congress in relation to the dossier. In October, The Washington Post revealed for the first time that it was the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC that financed Fusion GPS.

Congressional members are hopeful that the classified information will be declassified and released to the public.

“We probably will get this stuff released by the end of the month,” stated a congressional member, who asked not to be named.

But the government official, who viewed the document said “it will be tough for a lot of people to see this and especially the media, which has been attempting to deemphasize the dossier. It’s going to punch a hole in their collusion narrative.”

https://saraacarter.com/2018/01/18/a-bo ... ssion=true
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Report: Trump told porn star to spank him with 'Forbes magazine', maybe one with him & Ivanka on cover.

Get your barf bag handy before you read this post. We're not joking.

Citing 2009 emails between political operatives, news reports today say adult film star Stormy Daniels, who is known to have had a sexual affair with Donald Trump, performed or was asked to perform an unusual sex act: “spanking him with a copy of Forbes magazine.”

But wait, there's a truly disgusting detail.

The magazine in question may have been a 2006 edition of Forbes that featured Trump and two of his children, Donald Jr. and Ivanka, on the cover.

The porn performer also recalls Trump comparing her to his daughter, presumably Ivanka.

“He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter.’’ Daniels is quoted as having said in 2006.

Yep. Let that all sink in.
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Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 10:42 am » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2018 10:18 pm » wrote:Of course not because you might accidentally stumble upon the truth.
Speaking of the truth and humor, remember when Obama claimed that there were no major scandals during his administration? :rofl: :rofl:
That was a complete and utter joke, much, much funnier than your silly propaganda.
This scandal alone is probably the biggest scandal in US history, and more are coming.
More are coming, but they won't be about Obama.

Each day brings a new scandal for 45 and his people.
The connections with Russians, money laundering, paying off Porn Stars, possibly with campaign funds, and the newest investigation looking into Russia possibly funneling money to 45's campaign through the NRA.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 19 Jan 2018 12:36 pm » wrote: More are coming, but they won't be about Obama.

Each day brings a new scandal for 45 and his people.
The connections with Russians, money laundering, paying off Porn Stars, possibly with campaign funds, and the newest investigation looking into Russia possibly funneling money to 45's campaign through the NRA. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Look at the psychopath ignore every word I cited about the huge scandal.

Look, a squirrel! :rofl:

Oh yeah, the patriotic NRA is going to launder Russian money. How utterly **** ridiculous. :clap:

Do you have one single shred of evidence that Trump laundered money?

No? As usual. :\

But you'll ignore the proof of deep corruption and felonies at the FBI, Justice Dept and intelligence agencies.
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19 Jan 2018 12:56 pm
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Misty » 19 Jan 2018 12:36 pm » wrote: More are coming, but they won't be about Obama.
You obviously had an attack of Troll Blindness Syndrome. :rofl:

Is this more important than supposed lies about weight or a payoff to a supposed girlfriend, psycho?

Try again to read this.
A Bombshell House Intelligence report exposing extensive FISA abuse could lead to the removal of senior government officials

Sara Carter
16 hours ago
A review of a classified document outlining what is described as extensive Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act abuse was made available to all House members Thursday and the revelations could lead to the removal of senior officials in the FBI and Department of Justice, several sources with knowledge of the document stated. These sources say the report is “explosive,”

stating they would not be surprised if it leads to the end of Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation into President Trump and his associates.

The House Intelligence Committee passed the motion along party lines Thursday to make the classified report alleging extensive ‘FISA Abuse’

related to the controversial dossier available to all House members. The report contains information regarding the dossier that alleges President Trump and members of his team colluded with the Russians in the 2016 presidential election. Some members of the House viewed the document in a secure room Thursday.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., offered the motion on Thursday to make the Republican majority-authored report available to the members.

“The document shows a troubling course of conduct and we need to make the document available, so the public can see it,” said a senior government official, who spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the document. “Once the public sees it, we can hold the people involved accountable in a number of ways.”

The government official said that after reading the document “some of these people should no longer be in the government.”

The document also apparently outlines “several problematic” issues with how FISA warrants were “packaged, and used”

state several sources with knowledge of the report.

Over the past year, whistleblowers in the law enforcement and intelligence community have revealed to Congress what they believe to be extensive abuse with regard to FISA surveillance, as previously reported. The dossier was used in part as evidence for a warrant to surveil members of the Trump campaign, according to a story published this month. Former British spy Christopher Steele, who compiled the dossier in 2016, was hired by embattled research firm Fusion GPS. The firm’s founder is Glenn Simpson, a former Wall Street Journal reporter who has already testified before Congress in relation to the dossier. In October, The Washington Post revealed for the first time that it was the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC that financed Fusion GPS.
Congressional members are hopeful that the classified information will be declassified and released to the public.

“We probably will get this stuff released by the end of the month,” stated a congressional member, who asked not to be named.

But the government official, who viewed the document said “it will be tough for a lot of people to see this and especially the media, which has been attempting to deemphasize the dossier. It’s going to punch a hole in their collusion narrative.”

https://saraacarter.com/2018/01/18/a-bo ... ssion=true
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Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 9:07 am » wrote:
They hate him because he's a dangerous threat to their sacred Liberalism.

It doesn't matter what the facts are.
What I want to know from them is how Trump has made their lives worse. I won't sit on pins and needles, however.
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larryc12 » 19 Jan 2018 1:41 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 9:07 am » wrote:They hate him because he's a dangerous threat to their sacred Liberalism.

It doesn't matter what the facts are.
What I want to know from them is how Trump has made their lives worse. I won't sit on pins and needles, however.
I wasn't kidding. Liberals feel severe emotional pain when their precious belief system is threatened.
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Termin8tor » 19 Jan 2018 1:43 pm » wrote:
I wasn't kidding. Liberals feel severe emotional pain when their precious belief system is threatened.
Well yeah, but that isn't a rational answer to how Trump has made their lives worse. And you know as well as I do that they'll never admit to that truth because there is nothing they can say that is concrete to living in this country. Is Misty living in squalor now? :D Has she been stopped from doing the things she likes to do? Has her retirement account gone kaput? I laugh because I just don't know what it could be other than what you said.
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larryc12 » 19 Jan 2018 1:51 pm » wrote:
Well yeah, but that isn't a rational answer to how Trump has made their lives worse. And you know as well as I do that they'll never admit to that truth because there is nothing they can say that is concrete to living in this country. Is Misty living in squalor now? :D Has she been stopped from doing the things she likes to do? Has her retirement account gone kaput? I laugh because I just don't know what it could be other than what you said.
Rational? Since when are liberals rational? :rofl:

Although I strongly suspect she's deeply worried that the Post Office will be unable in the future to fund all benefits.


Democrats would bail that system out with Other People's Money.

Never underestimate the greed of a government worker. :\
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Misty » 18 Jan 2018 7:14 pm » wrote:These two assholes (Huey and Clem, who work as a tag team) **** all over my comedy thread (and my Flying Monkeys thread) and if I send their garbage to the Peanut Gallery they start whining like a couple of toddlers who had their binkies snatched away from them, that I am 'censoring' them and that I am 'abusing my powers.'

I'm so **** sick of them.
They suck the funny right out of this thread.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?

It was just hilarious how Obama claimed there were no major scandals during his presidency. :rofl:
I'm almost sure that as president Obama had to be aware of all FISA requests.

Meaning he was deeply involved in the worst abuse of power in US history.
Congressmen, Government Officials Tout Report on FISA Abuse They Say Will Rock Country and Implicate Obama
—Ace
ImageSebastian Gorka DrG✔@SebGorkaMy sources tell me tonight that the “nuclear” memo is just the beginning.

By the end of it all, the tapping of candidate @realDonaldTrump’s phone will be the least of the Left’s problems.https://saraacarter.com/2018/01/18/a-bo ... officials/
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Misty » 18 Jan 2018 7:14 pm » wrote: These two assholes (Huey and Clem, who work as a tag team) **** all over my comedy thread (and my Flying Monkeys thread) and if I send their garbage to the Peanut Gallery they start whining like a couple of toddlers who had their binkies snatched away from them, that I am 'censoring' them and that I am 'abusing my powers.'

I'm so **** sick of them.
They suck the funny right out of this thread.
You have brought it all on yourself, dearie. You denigrate and disparage with all these ridiculous cartoons and accusations, then you cry like a spoiled brat when you get pushback. I saw it in the other forum and now on this one. The **** you slam at others is a source of self-satisfaction for you and you can't tolerate it when **** gets slammed back at you. I guess it destroys a pretty big chunk of that self-satisfying crap you put out there, so it's :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:
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