A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 25 Jan 2018 11:30 pm » wrote:
Misty » 25 Jan 2018 8:10 pm » wrote:Every time Republicans invent another conspiracy theory Mueller turns another scoundrel.
Rick Gates has hired a hotshot new lawyer and is likely working out a deal with Mueller in exchange for his cooperation.
Hey psycho, he was working with Manafort years before either worked for Trump.
How sleazy that you try to pin it on Trump.
Hey psycho, Gates was 45's deputy campaign manager when Manafort was running the campaign.
He stayed on after Manafort was fired.

He worked through the transition, on the inaugural committee, and then helped to form a pro-Trump nonprofit group called America First Policies.

I guess all of that slipped your mind.

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Cannonpointer » 26 Jan 2018 12:06 am » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2018 11:06 pm » wrote:Jeb Bush is 6'3"
Donald Trump is not.
I can't believe he got the White House doctor to lie for him.
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Jeb has admitted standing on tip toes - claimed it was so he could see his wife.
Except there are several more images of them side by side, where Jeb is clearly taller, so unless he walks on tip toes all the time, he is taller than 45.
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(No tip toes.)
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Also, Obama is 6'1" tall and he and 45 are clearly the same height.
(Obama is not on tip toes.)

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Termin8tor » 26 Jan 2018 11:43 am » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jan 2018 11:27 am » wrote:
Hey psycho, he was working with Manafort years before either worked for Trump.
How sleazy that you try to pin it on Trump.
Hey psycho, Gates was 45's deputy campaign manager when Manafort was running the campaign.
He stayed on after Manafort was fired.
He worked through the transition, on the inaugural committee, and then helped to form a pro-Trump nonprofit group called America First Policies.
I guess all of that slipped your mind.
Your own source said or implied that Gates' activity was related to Manafort's apparent crimes, which again was years before he worked for Trump.
Never mind that your story only claims "maybe," blah, blah,blah.
So either present evidence of of crimes during a period he was working for Trump, or admit you're a lying psychopath trying to smear Trump.
But we knew that already. :\
Says the jackass who accuses every Democrat of committing all kinds of crimes and felonies based on drummed up phony evidence from wingnut website.

Gates' lawyer said he expects more charges.
In a court appearance Monday in Manhattan, Gates' attorney Walter Mack said that federal prosecutors have told him that more charges, called superseding indictments, may be coming.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/12/05/politics ... index.html
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Misty » 26 Jan 2018 11:08 am » wrote: You must be color blind.
I see lots of orange smoke.
:rofl:
When you wear Billary (blue) glasses 24/7 your color vision goes to hell in a handbasket.
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crimsongulf » 26 Jan 2018 12:38 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jan 2018 11:08 am » wrote:You must be color blind.
I see lots of orange smoke.
:rofl:
When you wear Billary (blue) glasses 24/7 your color vision goes to hell in a handbasket.
The Clinton obsession never ends.
I wish you guys would stop bringing them up so I could just forget about them.
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Misty » 26 Jan 2018 1:03 pm » wrote: The Clinton obsession never ends.
I wish you guys would stop bringing them up so I could just forget about them.
Actually, I thought you were quicker on the uptake than that. the reference was to Billary's anti seizure blue glasses, as well as liberals always looking at everything with their blue glasses on.
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Misty » 26 Jan 2018 1:03 pm » wrote:
crimsongulf » 26 Jan 2018 12:38 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jan 2018 11:08 am » wrote:You must be color blind.
I see lots of orange smoke.
:rofl:
When you wear Billary (blue) glasses 24/7 your color vision goes to hell in a handbasket.
The Clinton obsession never ends.
I wish you guys would stop bringing them up so I could just forget about them.

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File this one under irony.

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Pretty light on facts. How did he acquire them? Where did he acquire them? Did they actually belong to him? Where are the parents? What law would have prevented this?
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Termin8tor » 26 Jan 2018 1:07 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jan 2018 12:02 pm » wrote:Says the jackass who accuses every Democrat of committing all kinds of crimes and felonies based on drummed up phony evidence from wingnut website.
That's a serious comment.
I wrote a serious response.
You censored it.
Psychopath. :loco:
Maybe it's time to appeal to a higher authority. You might well be violating board rules.
So by all means feel free to report me.
Or start another bunch of whiny threads about it.
Cannonpointer » 21 Sep 2014 9:28 pm » wrote:Okay, as you girls can see, the posts removed from the peanut gallery thread can still be viewed - they just aren't cluttering up that thread with all those tears and poop licks.
Cannonpointer » 21 Sep 2014 11:04 pm » wrote:How does moving a guy's **** equal censorship? The **** is still right there - just not in YOUR space.
I hope Huey who accused me of locking me of locking my Peanut Gallery thread sees this.
Cannonpointer » 21 Sep 2014 9:28 pm » wrote:Oh, and the thread is usually locked.
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crimsongulf » 26 Jan 2018 3:48 pm » wrote:Pretty light on facts. How did he acquire them? Where did he acquire them? Did they actually belong to him? Where are the parents? What law would have prevented this?
This is not the thread for a long discussion like that.
I posted it only for the irony factor.
Seems like it's easier to get guns than antihistamines.
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Misty » 26 Jan 2018 11:41 am » wrote: Except there are several more images of them side by side, where Jeb is clearly taller, so unless he walks on tip toes all the time, he is taller than 45.
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Also, Obama is 6'1" tall and he and 45 are clearly the same height.
(Obama is not on tip toes.)

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Obama is 6'3".

Bush is 7'.


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crimsongulf » 26 Jan 2018 1:08 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Jan 2018 1:03 pm » wrote:The Clinton obsession never ends.
I wish you guys would stop bringing them up so I could just forget about them.
Actually, I thought you were quicker on the uptake than that. the reference was to Billary's anti seizure blue glasses, as well as liberals always looking at everything with their blue glasses on.
I never heard of any anti-seizure glasses, but then I don't subscribe to wacky conspiracy theories.

I'm surprised that HRC is still alive considering how many horrible maladies she was suffering from during the campaign.
Or maybe she's not alive.
Has anyone seen her lately?
Maybe the Russians killed her to cover up that whole collusion dossier thing.
Or one of her partners in the child sex trafficking ring she was running might have offed her.
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Misty » 24 Jan 2018 7:18 pm » wrote:Since you joined Cult45 you have taken to advancing far right crazy conspiracy theories.
And mainstream Conservatives do not love Russia and hate the FBI.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is definitely a Keeper as an example of your lunatic lies.

Every Republican who's seen the FISA memo has the same opinion I do.

Every conservative publication I read has roughly the same take I do.

Every conservative political commentator I've read has roughly the same take that I do, or at the very least are inclined toward my take, even if the most cautious are waiting for indisputable proof.

Polls show that more than half of Americans roughly share my take on this issue.

Meaning half the country "loves Russia and hates the FBI." :clap:

How utterly **** stupid and dishonest. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 24 Jan 2018 3:49 pm » wrote: Which mainstream Conservative did I call a Nazi?
Trump, who Heritage and even the WashPost and NYTimes admit is governing as or more conservative than Reagan.

Even many former Never-Trumpers are conceding that.
And please don't say you.
You are NOT a mainstream Conservative.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You can't even tell believable lies. :clap:
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