A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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28 Jan 2018 3:18 pm
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Huey » 28 Jan 2018 2:57 pm » wrote:
Intellectually speaking that is probably suits so much better than this.
I respectfully disagree.

Her intellect isn't the problem. Most people of below average intelligence will admit the obvious truth.

It's her utter lack of integrity.
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28 Jan 2018 3:20 pm
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Misty » 28 Jan 2018 3:00 pm » wrote: Later.
I'm off to play Candy Crush.
Run away! Run away! :rofl:

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28 Jan 2018 3:52 pm
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Misty » 28 Jan 2018 3:00 pm » wrote:I'm off to play Candy Crush.
TW takes Trokendi XR for her uncontrolled movements and yes TW can talk when they happen. Fortunately with the meds they are pretty well under control.


Candy Crush is a joke, right?
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Camels Disqualified From Saudi Arabian Beauty Contest for Botox Use

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This story has it all: Botox, beauty pageants, scandal. Oh, and camels.

Yes, the subjects of this salacious international gossip are not human beauty contestants with shady morals, but camels.

You know. The ones with the humps.

On Wednesday, Abu Dhabi-based paper The National reported that a dozen very pretty camels were disqualified from the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival in Saudi Arabia for using too much Botox, specifically in the areas of the lips and nose.

Relatable.

Judges were dismayed to find that owners of camels with particularly youthful, plump complexions had hired a plastic surgeon to inject the animals with the drug and also perform ear reduction surgeries on them.

With prize money totaling over $30 million for "pageantry," it's not surprising that some handlers would want to get a hump up on the other 30,000 camel contestants.

“They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips and even the jaw,” Ali Al Mazrouei, the son of a top Emirati breeder, told The National.

“It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’”

But according to the BBC, it's not just a fleshy face that the judges are looking for.

"Perfectly placed humps, muscular physiques and leathery mouths" are also taken into consideration.

As a safeguard against potential cheaters, the festival requires that owners must swear on the Quran about a camel's age and ownership before winners are announced.

"Whatever tactics employed to con judges, owners are reminded that while breeders may be judging the camels, God is judging them," writes The National.

The festival, which first launched in 2000, also includes milk tasting and camel racing competitions.

Good luck to all.
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crimsongulf » 28 Jan 2018 3:52 pm » wrote:
Misty » 28 Jan 2018 3:00 pm » wrote:I'm off to play Candy Crush.
TW takes Trokendi XR for her uncontrolled movements and yes TW can talk when they happen. Fortunately with the meds they are pretty well under control.
Candy Crush is a joke, right?
No. It's a game.
I'm addicted.
It beats the **** out of this place lately.
Clem and his BFF Huey suck all the fun out of this place for me.
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28 Jan 2018 5:11 pm
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Misty » 28 Jan 2018 5:09 pm » wrote: No. It's a game.
I'm addicted.
It beats the **** out of this place lately.
Clem and his BFF Huey suck all the fun out of this place for me.
I am probably here more than normal because the weather has absolutely sucked donkey dicks.

My dock lights came on today at 345 this afternoon.
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Termin8tor » 28 Jan 2018 3:20 pm » wrote:
Misty » 28 Jan 2018 3:00 pm » wrote:Later.
I'm off to play Candy Crush.
Run away! Run away! :rofl:
I'm sure you're used to people running away from you.
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28 Jan 2018 5:12 pm
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crimsongulf » 28 Jan 2018 5:11 pm » wrote:
Misty » 28 Jan 2018 5:09 pm » wrote:No. It's a game.
I'm addicted.
It beats the **** out of this place lately.
Clem and his BFF Huey suck all the fun out of this place for me.
I am probably here more than normal because the weather has absolutely sucked donkey dicks
You should call me later if you're bored.
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Misty » 28 Jan 2018 5:12 pm » wrote: You should call me later if you're bored.
I might just do that, still have your number.
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28 Jan 2018 6:40 pm
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28 Jan 2018 6:47 pm
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Misty » 28 Jan 2018 5:09 pm » wrote:
crimsongulf » 28 Jan 2018 3:52 pm » wrote:
Misty » 28 Jan 2018 3:00 pm » wrote:I'm off to play Candy Crush.
TW takes Trokendi XR for her uncontrolled movements and yes TW can talk when they happen. Fortunately with the meds they are pretty well under control.
Candy Crush is a joke, right?
No. It's a game.
I'm addicted.
It beats the **** out of this place lately.
Clem and his BFF Huey suck all the fun out of this place for me.
Still blaming others for the stuff you start or antagonize. Grow up and take responsibility for your own actions.
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28 Jan 2018 7:01 pm
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Omarosa goes back to reality TV where she belongs.

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I don't care if they can teach the kid to not only spell but sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, I wouldn't want my kid spending 8 hours a day around a ***.
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28 Jan 2018 7:31 pm
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Fake news.


It didn't stop there. While Trump did not publicly respond to the incident herself on her Twitter feed, Andrés said that she had reached out in a tweet.
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Termin8tor » 28 Jan 2018 7:44 pm » wrote:
Huey » 28 Jan 2018 7:31 pm » wrote:Fake news.

It didn't stop there. While Trump did not publicly respond to the incident herself on her Twitter feed, Andrés said that she had reached out in a tweet.
"Thank you @IvankaTrump for reaching out. I believe now that you personally had nothing to do," Andrés wrote on Twitter. "Let’s now work on what’s important: Immigration reform, where #DACADreamers and Undocumented citizens will become part of a strong USA. With secure borders. With economic growth."
Hey, you're spoiling little Miss Marxist's Propaganda.

Not funny to cite facts! :?

And you're probably a Russian BOT!

She sees them everywhere! :rofl: :rofl:

The idiot is still posting about it even after posting Andres tweet. Just posted another one her flying monkey thread.
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