A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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30 Jan 2018 5:37 am
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Misty » 29 Jan 2018 3:54 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 29 Jan 2018 3:42 pm » wrote:Blah...blah...blah....
OKAY ENOUGH!!!!

I have been responding to you in my Flying Monkeys thread, yet you still have to come in here and **** all over my comedy thread.
Then you whine like a baby that had his binky snatched from him when I move your crap to the Peanut Gallery.

I came here like a half hour ago to post some funny stuff and you got me so turned around backwards that I forgot why I even came here.
I have never in my life seen someone who demands so much **** attention.
Of course your buddy Huey who says:
Huey » 14 Jan 2018 10:19 am » wrote:I tend to stay away from her cesspool threads.
(which is a lie)

is a close second.

You two make a perfect couple.

P.S. My link to his quote works.
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Misty » 29 Jan 2018 4:05 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 29 Jan 2018 3:51 pm » wrote:
Huey » 29 Jan 2018 3:47 pm » wrote:You have never voted for a democrat in the PA primaries? Not once?
I'll bet she's always voted Democrat, but she'll lie that she hasn't 40 straight party line votes for the corrupt Democrat Party, but she'll babble,"But I don't belong to it!" :\
Aren't you two adorable together?
They should "Get a room"

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They'll leave the light on...
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30 Jan 2018 5:43 am
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Misty » 29 Jan 2018 3:54 pm » wrote: OKAY ENOUGH!!!!

I have been responding to you in my Flying Monkeys thread, yet you still have to come in here and **** all over my comedy thread.
Then you whine like a baby that had his binky snatched from him when I move your crap to the Peanut Gallery.

I came here like a half hour ago to post some funny stuff and you got me so turned around backwards that I forgot why I even came here.
I have never in my life seen someone who demands so much **** attention.
Of course your buddy Huey who says:

(which is a lie)

is a close second.

You two make a perfect couple.

P.S. My link to his quote works.
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30 Jan 2018 7:01 am
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Oh look. It's a Clem sandwich.
I suspect there's a lot of deep tongue kissing going on there.
What a cute couple they are always coming to each other's defense in taking on big bad me.
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30 Jan 2018 8:03 am
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Misty » 29 Jan 2018 6:03 pm » wrote:

Termin8tor » 29 Jan 2018 4:09 pm wrote:Okay, I confess, I love Russia and hate US law enforcement agencies.
That's not funny, because it's true.
There was a time when it would have been unthinkable for a Republican to defend Russia like you do and smear the FBI and the DOJ like you do, but that was BT (Before Trump).
You've been brain hacked.
Where did I "defend Russia," psycho? Can you quote me?

No? As usual. :\

And speaking of "smearing the FBI," why did you smear Director Wray by accusing him of obstructing justice?
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30 Jan 2018 8:28 am
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If you wanna waste your time knock yourself out, but I have had enough of your crazy conspiracy theories and alternative facts.

And I have had enough of you **** up this thread with your crazy rants.

I have had the patience of Job when it comes to you, but enough is enough.

You start whiny threads that I am censoring you when I move your stuff to the Peanut Gallery, so this is my only option.

I feel bad for the people who don't have you on ignore and will still have to see your posts in here.
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30 Jan 2018 8:52 am
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Misty » 30 Jan 2018 8:28 am » wrote:Image

If you wanna waste your time knock yourself out, but I have had enough of your crazy conspiracy theories and alternative facts.

And I have had enough of you **** up this thread with your crazy rants.

I have had the patience of Job when it comes to you, but enough is enough.

You start whiny threads that I am censoring you when I move your stuff to the Peanut Gallery, so this is my only option.

I feel bad for the people who don't have you on ignore and will still have to see your posts in here.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, it's just terrible when people learn what the truth is, which you call alternative reality. :clap:

And reality is a "crazy rant." :die:
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30 Jan 2018 10:08 am
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Misty » 30 Jan 2018 8:28 am » wrote:Image

If you wanna waste your time knock yourself out, but I have had enough of your crazy conspiracy theories and alternative facts.

And I have had enough of you **** up this thread with your crazy rants.
Speaking of "alternative facts" and "crazy conspiracy theories," do you have one single shred of evidence against Trump and his officials? :rofl: :rofl:

I'll wait.


Forever.
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30 Jan 2018 1:15 pm
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Golf star on playing with Trump: 'He cheats like hell'

LPGA Tour golfer Suzann Pettersen says in a new interview that President Trump "cheats like hell" when the two friends golf together, and embellishes his scores on the course.

“He cheats like hell … so I don’t quite know how he is in business.

They say that if you cheat at golf, you cheat at business,” Pettersen told Norwegian newspaper Verdens Gang.

“I’m pretty sure he pays his caddie well, since no matter how far into the woods he hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there,” she said with a laugh.
Of course he cheats at golf.
He cheats at everything.
He cheats in business.
He cheats on his wives.

He has cheated his way through life.
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30 Jan 2018 1:17 pm
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What she said.
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30 Jan 2018 1:18 pm
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Please, please, please let this happen tonight.

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30 Jan 2018 1:18 pm
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Misty » 30 Jan 2018 1:15 pm » wrote: Of course he cheats at golf.
He cheats at everything.
He cheats in business.
He cheats on his wives.

He has cheated his way through life.
Gosh, why is a dishonest cheater / racist, ignorant, incompetent, deranged reprobate keeping almost all his campaign promises? :huh:

Unlike Clinton and Obama, who broke most of theirs.
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30 Jan 2018 1:33 pm
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BREAKING NEWS! DEVIN NUNES MEMO LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC!

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31 Jan 2018 10:02 am
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Trump Collapses From Exhaustion After Ninety Minutes of Faking EmpathyImage
By Andy Borowitz
January 30, 2018
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed.
“In all my years of practicing medicine, I have never met a patient as healthy and vigorous as President Trump,” Dr. Ronny Jackson said. “But the sustained effort of simulating compassion proved too much for someone who has never exercised that part of his brain before.”
Shortly after Trump spent a gruelling ninety minutes pretending to care about immigrants, the unemployed, and other people whom he normally dismisses as losers, aides noticed that he was turning from a bright orange to a slightly paler orange before crumpling to the ground in a giant heap.
“If you have never spent a moment thinking about a human being besides yourself, imagine trying to pretend you are doing that for a solid ninety minutes,” Jackson said. “It’s physically punishing.”
Immediately following his collapse, Trump was rushed to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where a brain scan showed that his brush with human feelings did no permanent damage.
“I just visited with him, and he was sitting up in his bed, trashing Jay-Z on Twitter,” Dr. Jackson said. “It was such a relief to see that.”
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31 Jan 2018 10:17 am
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Here's a rational response to Trump's mainstream speech from a Democrat Talking Point Liar.

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Sally Kohn

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I am a patriot and I love my country but the way people have been chanting "USA" lately, especially in response to nationalist hate mongering, sends chills down my spine.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What, no Nazi comparison? She must be slipping. :clap:
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31 Jan 2018 7:49 pm
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31 Jan 2018 8:09 pm
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45's second wife is dating Donny Deutsch.
Too delicious.
Marla Maples is dating a TV host who called her healthy ex-husband Donald Trump “physically disgusting” and “a pathetic sniveling little president” on MSNBC, according to “Page Six.”

As “Page Six” reports, Maples is newly involved with Morning Joe contributor Donny Deutsch, who recently offered to fight the president.

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The pair were spotted “dining cozily” (oh là là) at the Polo Bar in New York City on Tuesday night.

“It was their first or second date. She looked amazing,” a source told the gossip column.

Another insider confirmed that they are in the “early stages” of their relationship.

Deutsch has been outspoken about his apparent disdain for the president.

“Page Six” notes that he’s called Trump a “sociopath” and said, “I’ve known him for 20 years … He’s not the same guy. You can see it in his eyes and in his speech pattern, and most frighteningly his behavior.”

And just last week, in response to Trump’s “****” remarks, Deutsch reportedly said, “If we take his implied support of [alleged] pedophile [Roy Moore, the failed Senate candidate for Alabama] and now if we take this additional very clear racist thing, he’s an evil man.”

https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/marla-ma ... g-joe.html
Oh please, please, please let 45 Tweet about this.

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Sorry, Donald Trump, But Your State Of The Union Ratings Are Not The 'Highest In History'

Donald Trump doesn't understand how Nielsen ratings work.
That's the most generous explanation for the president's Thursday morning tweet celebrating the television ratings for his first-ever State of the Union speech, which reached a total audience of 45.6 million people.
Trump called that "the highest number in history," which it most definitely was not.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyell ... fce5d43cde

Fixed.

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1 Feb 2018 3:41 pm
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This is absolutely if unintentionally hilarious, so of course little Miss Marxist will censor it.

Here's your reliable, unbiased MDM, psycho. :rofl:
The Democrats’ media adjunct seeks to enforce the party line.

The Free Beacon’s David Rutz documents the bottomless absurdity of MSNBC doing its thing to Nunes. Rutz found Bloomberg Politics managing editor/MSNBC contributor John Heilemann
asking guests on Monday whether they believe Nunes is now a Russian agent. Really. :blink:

In the video below, Heilemann asked Democratic Senator Chris Murphy precisely this question: “Is it possible that the Republican chairman of the House Intel Committee has been compromised by the Russians? Is it possible that we actually have a Russian agent running the House Intel Committee on the Republican side?”

What a contemptible creep.
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