A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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11 Feb 2018 12:44 pm
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1. He had a veto proof majority for 2 years.
2. DACA kids could have been addressed at that time.
3. Daca is unconstitutional.
4. He's your President, even though he grabbed your ******.
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12 Feb 2018 6:30 pm
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This is why he doesn't show up for work in the Oval Office until 11:00 AM, even though he's up at 6:00 AM watching FOX & Friends.

It takes him that long to do his hair and makeup.


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Looks like he puts his bronzer on with a trowel.
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Misty » 12 Feb 2018 6:30 pm » wrote:This is why he doesn't show up for work in the Oval Office until 11:00 AM, even though he's up at 6:00 AM watching FOX & Friends.

It takes him that long to do his hair and makeup.


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Smart move. Stay in this thread. Intelligence is not required in this thread.
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12 Feb 2018 6:38 pm
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NeoConvict » 11 Feb 2018 12:44 pm » wrote:
1. He had a veto proof majority for 2 years.
Wrong.
One of the standard Republican talking points is that the Democrats had a filibuster-proof, super majority for two years between 2008 and 2010.

The Truth is that the Democrats only had a filibuster-proof majority for 60 working days during that period, insufficient time to undo even a small portion of the legislation passed during six years of Republican control.

1. BALANCE BEFORE THE ELECTION. In 2007 – 2008 the balance in the Senate was 51-49 in favor of the Democrats. On top of that, there was a Republican president who would likely veto any legislation the Republicans didn’t like. Not exactly a super majority.

2. BIG GAIN IN 2008, BUT STILL NO SUPER MAJORITY. Coming out the 2008 election, the Democrats made big gains, but they didn’t immediately get a Super Majority. The Minnesota Senate race required a recount and was not undecided for more than six months. During that time, Norm Coleman was still sitting in the Senate and the Balance 59-41, still not a Super Majority.

3. KENNEDY GRAVELY ILL. Teddy Kennedy cast his last vote in April and left Washington for good around the first of May. Technically he could come back to Washington vote on a pressing issue, but in actual fact, he never returned, even to vote on the Sotomayor confirmation. That left the balance in the Senate 58-41, two votes away from a super majority.

4. STILL NO SUPER MAJORITY. In July, Al Frankin was finally declared the winner and was sworn in on July 7th, 2009, so the Democrats finally had a Super Majority of 60-40 six and one-half months into the year. However, by this point, Kennedy was unable to return to Washington even to participate in the Health Care debate, so it was only a technical super majority because Kennedy could no longer vote and the Senate does not allow proxies. Now the actual actual balance of voting members was 59-40 not enough to overcome a Republican filibuster.

5. SENATE IS IN RECESS. Even if Kennedy were able to vote, the Senate went into summer recess three weeks later, from August 7th to September 8th.

6. KENNEDY DIES. Six weeks later, on Aug 26, 2009 Teddy Kennedy died, putting the balance at 59-40. Now the Democrats don’t even have technical super majority.

7. FINALLY, A SUPER MAJORITY! Kennedy’s replacement was sworn in on September 25, 2009, finally making the majority 60-40, just enough for a super majority.

8. SENATE ADJOURNS. However the Senate adjourned for the year on October 9th, only providing 11 working days of super majority, from September 25th to October 9th.

9. SPECIAL SESSIONS. During October, November and December, the Senate had several special sessions to deal with final passage of ACA and Budget appropriations.

October = 13th – 15th, 20th – 22nd, 27th, 29th = 8 days
November = 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th 16th, 17th, 19th, 21st = 8 days
December = 1st, 3rd - 8th, 10th – 13th, 15th – 18th, 19th, 21st – 24th = 20 days

Total Special Session Days = 36.

8. SCOTT BROWN ELECTED. Scott Brown was elected on January 19th 2010. The Senate was in session for 10 days in January, but Scott Brown wasn’t sworn into office on February 4th, so the Democrats only had 13 days of super majority in 2010.

http://factleft.com/2012/01/31/the-myth ... -majority/
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12 Feb 2018 6:49 pm
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White POWER?
Freudian slip?


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crimsongulf » 12 Feb 2018 6:42 pm » wrote:Which one am I?
Not the sucker.
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13 Feb 2018 10:42 pm
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She must use the same lousy makeup artist as her boss does.
They keep forgetting to put eye shadow on both eyes.

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And they keep forgetting to blend his concealer.

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This guy just robbed the bank where my niece works.
Is that you Anthony 'The Mooch' Scaramucci?

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