A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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crimsongulf
14 Feb 2018 7:48 pm
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Misty » 14 Feb 2018 5:19 pm » wrote:This guy just robbed the bank where my niece works.
Is that you Anthony 'The Mooch' Scaramucci?

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Looks like a postal worker to me.
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crimsongulf » 14 Feb 2018 7:48 pm » wrote:
Misty » 14 Feb 2018 5:19 pm » wrote:This guy just robbed the bank where my niece works.
Is that you Anthony 'The Mooch' Scaramucci?

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Looks like a postal worker to me.
You're a regular comedian.
;)
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15 Feb 2018 1:37 pm
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Oh sheesh!

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Hopefully Jesus is helping him write an act of contrition type prayer.
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15 Feb 2018 2:14 pm
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What SCROTUS wrote in his Valentine's Day card to Melania.

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Termin8tor
15 Feb 2018 2:22 pm
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Why would anyone believe a word that deceitful leftist wackjob says?
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15 Feb 2018 3:33 pm
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FIXED.
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15 Feb 2018 3:38 pm
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Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 2:22 pm » wrote:
Why would anyone believe a word that deceitful leftist wackjob says?
Maybe because it's true.

On February 28, 2017, SCROTUS signed a measure nixing a regulation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of some severely mentally ill people.

It was in all the papers.
I guess you missed it.
They probably didn't cover it on Gateway Pundit or Pajamas Media, your two favorite wingnut sites.
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15 Feb 2018 3:43 pm
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So where is the Trump/GOP healthcare law?
Oh, that's right.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48

At least you finally posted something meant to be funny.
Congrats.
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Misty » 15 Feb 2018 3:38 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 2:22 pm » wrote:Why would anyone believe a word that deceitful leftist wackjob says?
Maybe because it's true.

On February 28, 2017, SCROTUS signed a measure nixing a regulation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of some severely mentally ill people.

It was in all the papers.
I guess you missed it.
They probably didn't cover it on Gateway Pundit or Pajamas Media, your two favorite wingnut sites.
Yes, they did cover it. They noted the truth; that you can't violated anyone's Constitutional rights on the basis of a weakly based, poorly documented pretext.

But now we know which side you're on; for violating Americans' Constitutional rights.
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Misty » 15 Feb 2018 3:38 pm » wrote:Maybe because it's true.

On February 28, 2017, SCROTUS signed a measure nixing a regulation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of some severely mentally ill people.

It was in all the papers.
I guess you missed it.
They probably didn't cover it on Gateway Pundit or Pajamas Media, your two favorite wingnut sites.
Which is a lie. I cite many, many sources beyond just those.

Over time, you have lied that all of my sources are "wingnut."

Your claim as usual is a Democrat Talking Point Lie, which you've always claimed you NEVER tell.
No, the GOP Did Not Just Repeal the Background Check System or Give Guns to the Mentally
by CHARLES C. W. COOKE
...when you saw these headlines you probably thought, “Wow, that seems extreme.” Has the House of Representatives really got rid of background checks? Are Republicans really intent upon putting firearms in the hands of the “severely mentally ill”? What fresh insanity is this!

And, given the way the headlines are written, you could be forgiven for drawing any one of those conclusions. But here’s the thing: None of them is true. Not at all. This was yet another sordid episode of The Press Is Having a Breakdown, coupled with a special installment of Celebrities Tweet Falsehoods Without Knowing It. Contrary to the AP’s suggestion, the background check system remains in place. Contrary to The Hill’s implication, the rule change in question did not repeal the limitations on the “severely mentally ill.” None of that happened....

Here’s the American Association of People with Disabilities explaining what was at stake:

This rule would require the Social Security Administration to forward the names of all Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) and Supplemental Security Income (SSI) benefit recipients who use a representative payee to help manage their benefits due to a mental impairment to the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS).


Or, in layman’s terms: The rule would have allowed bureaucrats within one of our federal agencies to bar American citizens from exercising a constitutional right and on the highly questionable grounds that to be incapable of managing one’s finances is, by definition, to be a “mental defective.”

There were a host of reasons to object to this measure. On separation-of-powers grounds, the prospect of the Social Security Administration playing judge, jury, and executioner is flatly intolerable. On due process grounds, there was nothing to recommend the measure (as the ACLU made abundantly clear in its opposition letter). On statutory grounds, it seems clear that the SSA was acting ultra vires....

one does not have to agree with me on process or in outlook to see that as a matter of positive policy, the idea was a terrible one. As Yale’s Dr. Mark Rosen observed when the rule was first adumbrated, ​the link between financial acumen and mental illness is extraordinarily weak:

“Someone can be incapable of managing their funds but not be dangerous, violent or unsafe,” said Dr. Marc Rosen, a Yale psychiatrist who has studied how veterans with mental health problems manage their money. “They are very different determinations.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/44 ... entally-il
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Misty » 15 Feb 2018 3:43 pm » wrote: So where is the Trump/GOP healthcare law?
Oh, that's right.
It's already partly established, Dim.

Partly through Executive Actions turning fascistic Obamacare into a Free Market system; partly through gradual repeal of its worst parts.

If you actually read my threads, you'd know that.
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15 Feb 2018 5:32 pm
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We read your threads;

They all say the same thing:

Rethuglicans great!

Democrats, the spawn of satan! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :roll:
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We do not know why porn star Stormy Daniels kept the gold dress (OR IS IT BLUE?) she wore the night Donald Trump allegedly jizzed on her while he cried about how scary sharks are.

Maybe she just happened to keep it and never wore it again.
Maybe she kept it for blackmail purposes.
MAYBE SHE KNEW HE WOULD BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY BECAUSE SHE IS A SPY FOR RUSSIA.

The point is, Stormy Daniels says she has the blue gold dress she wore that fateful night, and she’s gonna get that **** tested:
Sources close to Daniels tell The Blast the shimmering gold mini dress with a plunging neckline was kept in pristine condition after her alleged 2006 sexual encounter with Trump at the Lake Tahoe hotel suite.

We’re told Daniels is planning on having the dress forensically tested to search for any DNA that proves she isn’t lying about her tryst with Trump, including samples of skin, hair or … anything.
Like what? Are they talking about Big Mac crumbs? Orange make-up?
TRUMPIAN JIZZ FLAKES FROM HELL?

We just have no idea!

Read more at https://wonkette.com/629847/stormy-dani ... sz47AEI.99
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Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 3:45 pm » wrote:
Misty » 15 Feb 2018 3:38 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 2:22 pm » wrote:Why would anyone believe a word that deceitful leftist wackjob says?
Maybe because it's true.
On February 28, 2017, SCROTUS signed a measure nixing a regulation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of some severely mentally ill people.
It was in all the papers.
I guess you missed it.
They probably didn't cover it on Gateway Pundit or Pajamas Media, your two favorite wingnut sites.
Yes, they did cover it. They noted the truth; that you can't violated anyone's Constitutional rights on the basis of a weakly based, poorly documented pretext.
Weakly based and poorly documented?
We are talking about people who the Social Security Administration has deemed so severely mentally ill that they required a third party to handle their benefits.
Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 3:45 pm » wrote:But now we know which side you're on; for violating Americans' Constitutional rights.
And you are on the side of people with severe mental illness being able to buy guns.

It's funny how all of the Republicans who voted for that bill and the dotard who signed it into law are now saying that it's not a gun problem, it's a mental illness issue.
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16 Feb 2018 9:43 am
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Misty » 16 Feb 2018 2:40 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 15 Feb 2018 3:45 pm » wrote:Yes, they did cover it. They noted the truth; that you can't violated anyone's Constitutional rights on the basis of a weakly based, poorly documented pretext.
Weakly based and poorly documented?
We are talking about people who the Social Security Administration has deemed so severely mentally ill that they required a third party to handle their benefits.
You can't violate someone's Constitutional rights on such weak grounds.

Go argue with the ACLU, psycho.

But now we know which side you're on; for violating Americans' Constitutional rights.
And you are on the side of people with severe mental illness being able to buy guns.
**** you, psycho. That someone has a problem with math and finances doesn't make them incompetent to defend themselves under the Constitution, nor does it give an unaccountable bureaucracy the right to violate anyone's Constitutional rights.

Had your party written legislation to do actual competency tests to these individuals, that might well have been appropriate.

But you're a fascistic leftist hack who would let a bureaucracy violate American's Constitutional rights without due process.

I'm more than happy you've admitted that. :)
It's funny how all of the Republicans who voted for that bill and the dotard who signed it into law are now saying that it's not a gun problem, it's a mental illness issue.
It is.

So address it properly and deal with it without violating Americans' Constitutional rights.
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16 Feb 2018 11:03 am
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"Remember when progressives squealed like stuck pigs when John McEnroe observed that Serena Williams would be ranked about #700 if she competed against men? They were all, like, wetting their panties, and You Can't Say Things Like That, because "grrl power". Well, I was thinking about this grrl power hooey a couple of nights ago when I was watching the pairs figure skating finals.

It suddenly occurred to me that you never see the girl hoist the guy over her head with one arm and spin around a bunch of times. If grrl power was *really* a thing, pairs figure skating would be very different: we'd be watching itty-bitty women tossing the men around like sacks of flour, right? Just like the movies where the kick-*** female beats the stuffing out of 3 Special Forces guys at the same time.

Let me put it this way: the first time I see a woman figure skater lift her male partner up with one hand and skate around on the ice, I'll eat a damn bug." :rofl:
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16 Feb 2018 11:08 am
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Did you know; In Sept 2014, Trump offered Obama free golf for life at his many courses via twitter with one condition; he'd have to resign as POTUS
I would have chipped in. :rofl:
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