A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Misty » 21 Feb 2018 7:26 pm » wrote:Show me where in the Constitution it says that you have a right to own an AR15?
I am open to hearing your magnificent solution
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The stupidity is off the charts.

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BLOTUS: "A gun free zone to a killer or somebody that wants to be a killer, that's like going in for the ice cream."

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Misty » 22 Feb 2018 11:32 pm » wrote:BLOTUS: "A gun free zone to a killer or somebody that wants to be a killer, that's like going in for the ice cream."

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tRump is a pervert.

So is this guy: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/e ... icted.html

If democrats had their way, tRump and this perv governor would have a civil right to shower with women, for the low low price of pretending to "feel" like a chick.

Inside.

Why would you want to give sexual predators this civil right? :huh:
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Cannonpointer » 22 Feb 2018 11:47 pm » wrote:
Misty » 22 Feb 2018 11:32 pm » wrote:BLOTUS: "A gun free zone to a killer or somebody that wants to be a killer, that's like going in for the ice cream."

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tRump is a pervert.
So is this guy: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/e ... icted.html
If democrats had their way, tRump and this perv governor would have a civil right to shower with women, for the low low price of pretending to "feel" like a chick.
Inside.
Why would you want to give sexual predators this civil right? :huh:
This guy was a rising star in the Republican Party until he decided to play 50 Shades of Grey with his mistress, take a picture of her bound and blindfolded and threaten to use it to blackmail her if she should ever go public with their affair.
Now he will forever be known as that 'kinky' governor.

SCROTUS said that as a beauty pageant owner, he had the right to walk in on young girls in a state of undress.
No need to even pretend to "feel" like a girl inside.
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How an irrational gun control freak looks at things.

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Misty » 23 Feb 2018 4:01 pm » wrote: This guy was a rising star in the Republican Party until he decided to play 50 Shades of Grey with his mistress, take a picture of her bound and blindfolded and threaten to use it to blackmail her if she should ever go public with their affair.
Now he will forever be known as that 'kinky' governor.

SCROTUS said that as a beauty pageant owner, he had the right to walk in on young girls in a state of undress.
No need to even pretend to "feel" like a girl inside.
But if you had your way, the pretense would make it okay.

If you had your way, the "rising star" could go into the ladies' room. That is your on-the-record position: If a rapist says he FEELS like a woman, he should have a civil right to invade their showers.

Why do you despise women and want them raped? :huh:
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

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An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote: Kee-rist. Now, you are even attacking one of the women you use as a human shield, because she won't accept your Deplorable justification for your obsessive projections of your gender insecurities.
Asking her to stop dancing and defend her pro-rape position is not an attack, captain saveaho.

It's what this board is about, ya moron.
Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote: Rapists are lurking outside female restrooms, waiting only for liberals to allow them to wear dresses as a rape strategy.
There is no requirement that women wear dresses, Ward Cleaver. The fifties called and want their ideas back, you moron.
Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote:Previously, they had been held back from employing this strategy because of the belief that pretending to be transgender would risk a misdemeanor charge.
No, previously rapists went into women's showers to rape them - but they had to sneak. You want to make it a right.
Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote:Now, they are to be unleashed on the women who are much less concerned about this certain assault than you are.
No, they are more concerned. Your pretense that you can waive rights for them concerns them, too. They asked me to tell you to **** off.
Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote: Of course, nobody I've seen anywhere is as concerned about hordes of dress-wearing rapists lining up outside women's restrooms as you are.
You are the one concerned about what they wear. I'm concerned about you demanding women allow men into their showers, rapo.
Ricky Tavy » 23 Feb 2018 11:48 pm » wrote:I'm beginning to think your mama made a mistake by making you wear dresses and taking you into places where people had breasts you could never quite achieve. Congratulations on coming close, though.
Ad homs in place of argument - we get it, loser.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 12:00 am » wrote: Hypocritical whining about ad homs does not camouflage your weird obsession with this matter, to the point that you insist that you are a better spokesmodel in defense of the virginal women of your weirder fantasies than are actual women.
Here are five cases of transgenders abusing children in bathrooms, ***: https://www.dailywire.com/news/5190/5-t ... exit-modal

Hurry - attack the source, not the content.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 12:54 am » wrote: You were right to reach for preemptive victimhood, realizing that a source that cited itself for three of its five, silly horror stories might be seen as suspect by people capable of critical thinking.
You asked for trannies acting out.

I gave you trannies acting out.

You simper and whine.
Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 12:54 am » wrote: I would point out that none of what you were given by your wacko Deplorable site shows any of the rapes you keep insisting would result from a removal of your prissiness.
Demanding I show you stats from what WOULD happen IF you got your fantasy of men in women's showers proves your dishonesty.

I HAVE showed you cases of what HAS happened - even without the enabling you recommend.
Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 12:54 am » wrote:Another of your fab five has nothing to do with anybody dressing up like a woman to do their peeping.
I've never been concerned with how men dress - only that they not be allowed in women's showers, moron.

What they wear is YOUR red herring, Lacey.

Here, have ANOTHER case of a tranny sexually abusing a girl in a bathroom, *** hat. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/19/tr ... hroom.html
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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24 Feb 2018 1:09 am
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Here is another example of your retarded idea screwing over normal women, misogynist. It's from the AP, so maybe you can hold your tears:

http://staging.hosted.ap.org/dynamic/st ... 2-01-08-41
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 1:11 am » wrote: No, cowardly liar, I asked for transgender rapes and assaults.
And you got them, in spades - and you whined, because you're dishonest.
Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 1:11 am » wrote: You provided a Deplorable propaganda site that mostly cited itself to back up its absurd assertions, some of which had nothing to do with anyone even dressing up like women, let alone actions by transgenders.
I gave you transgenders committing sexual assaults.

How they dressed is a red herring that you keep weakly offering and watching it get batted down.

My concern is men in women's showers. Your concern is how those men dress.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Ricky Tavy » 24 Feb 2018 1:11 am » wrote: No, cowardly liar, I asked for transgender rapes and assaults.
You asked for transgenders committing sexual assaults.I gave you transgenders committing sexual assaults.You defended those assaults by arguing they don't count unless there is penetration and unless the tranny is in drag. You also cried about the source.That is goal post moving, misogynist.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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24 Feb 2018 1:23 am
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You mean no penetration.

Look how the mighty have fallen. You NOW require penetration - and the rapist HAS to be in drag, or it doesn't count.

Why do you hate women?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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