A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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1 Mar 2018 4:29 pm
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2 Mar 2018 12:17 pm
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No sign of Spring here.
Bomb cyclone.

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2 Mar 2018 12:26 pm
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The late great Sam Kinison had an awesome skit on bad places............................MOVE T F away.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNXTys7943A
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Misty » 02 Mar 2018 12:17 pm » wrote:No sign of Spring here.Bomb cyclone.
Moving van would be in front of my house as soon as they could get the road clear. what is the temp?
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2 Mar 2018 12:50 pm
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crimsongulf » 02 Mar 2018 12:31 pm » wrote:
Misty » 02 Mar 2018 12:17 pm » wrote:No sign of Spring here.Bomb cyclone.
Moving van would be in front of my house as soon as they could get the road clear. what is the temp?
35 degrees.
It's a real heavy wet snow.

We are lucky that we still have power, because our power lines are underground.
My son lost power, and the only thing stopping them from coming here right now is that the road they need to take to get here is closed.

I pray they get power back, because otherwise they all might end up here.
Son, daughter-in-law, three kids and two big dogs.

I love them, but I'm too old for that ****.

I'm redoing my guest room, and I just got rid of the bed in there, so I don't even know where they will all sleep.

I only have two couches and a twin size air mattress, and there are five of them.
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2 Mar 2018 12:57 pm
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Misty » 02 Mar 2018 12:50 pm » wrote: 35 degrees.
It's a real heavy wet snow.

We are lucky that we still have power, because our power lines are underground.
My son lost power, and the only thing stopping them from coming here right now is that the road they need to take to get here is closed.

I pray they get power back, because otherwise they all might end up here.
Son, daughter-in-law, three kids and two big dogs.

I love them, but I'm too old for that ****.

I'm redoing my guest room, and I just got rid of the bed in there, so I don't even know where they will all sleep.

I only have two couches and a twin size air mattress, and there are five of them.
I feel for ya Marlo. Back in the corp days, I did two tours of duty in Akron, which gets the infamous "lake effect" snows. One of the happiest days of my life was when my chief called me in and offered me a transfer to Houston. wWe have cameras at the Ontario cottage and it blows me away why people will choose to live year round in that ****.


Tis 71* here with not a cloud in 500 miles
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3 Mar 2018 12:31 pm
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Governor Activates PA National Guard to Help with Winter Storm Response

HARRISBURG – Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has activated the Pennsylvania National Guard to help emergency crews respond to Friday’s severe weather in northeastern Pennsylvania.

“Our National Guard members will assist local responders and residents during this severe storm and the state continues to field and fulfill local requests for resources,” Governor Wolf said.

“We are very fortunate that they live and work in our communities and are able to mobilize on short notice in order to provide help.

Their service is vital to our commonwealth, especially during difficult weather.”

The activated National Guard members will report to their local armories and will begin helping overnight and into the day Saturday, the governor’s office said.

http://wnep.com/2018/03/02/governor-act ... -response/
I feel very lucky to still have power.
Many around here don't.
My son has been told that they will probably be without power for another 4 days.
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3 Mar 2018 12:33 pm
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I hope those are jokes that you posted, you sycophantic lickspittle.

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3 Mar 2018 12:39 pm
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Misty » 03 Mar 2018 12:33 pm » wrote:I hope those are jokes that you posted, you sycophantic lickspittle.
Boy, that is, uh, funny. :blink:

You're not enjoying the Trump presidency, are you. :rofl: :rofl:


Don't worry. Only another seven years to go. :)
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3 Mar 2018 12:50 pm
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5 Mar 2018 12:20 pm
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People around here are in a world of hurt.

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We are so lucky to still have power.
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Huey
9 Mar 2018 4:08 pm
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Now? Where you loinfos been the past 20 years?
BV is in question time out indefinitely, until he takes the pledge to answer questions one for one.

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