A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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roadkill » 02 Jun 2018 2:45 pm » wrote:Were you doing this the whole time you've been absent? :)

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Not even once.

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You're kidding, right? :rofl: :rofl:

They're the imbeciles who thought that politicians and bureaucrats could run it, moonbat.

Putting 18% of GDP under the heavy hand of the federal government.

Here's a hint; Trump doesn't need to understand it. If he applies Free Market principles, health care will run itself as the American people decide what's best for them.
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Trump towers over leftist failure Obama, Dim. :rofl:

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3 Jun 2018 3:58 pm
Termin8tor » 03 Jun 2018 2:42 pm » wrote:
You're kidding, right? :rofl: :rofl:

They're the imbeciles who thought that politicians and bureaucrats could run it, moonbat.

Putting 18% of GDP under the heavy hand of the federal government.

Here's a hint; Trump doesn't need to understand it. If he applies Free Market principles, health care will run itself as the American people decide what's best for them.
Why are you always paying so much attention to this feckless ****, My Clemmy®? What does she have that I don't have? A snatch made of gold? Has she ever let you give her a Kennebunkport Surprise or does she give you Ballcuzis?
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Misty » 03 Jun 2018 2:11 pm » wrote: Not even once.

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That doesn't look like Hillary's husband...I thought you were over Hillary? :loco:
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Misty » 03 Jun 2018 2:03 pm » wrote: Didn't you help people manage their money for a living?
And you're broke.
Ironic.
funny you mention that....yes advising people on personal finance was part of the job title

yes i'm broke...in fact, i've joined karl on the freeway exit with my, will work for food sign

then i reflected on all the money i gave away here...probably 25k by my estimates....gifts for good posts, sticky wickys and such

i GAVE all my money away to charity...now i stand bare assed to a cold north wind

ummmm......can you spare a thou? (1000 US dollars)...i promise i'll pay ya next week......karl is now giving one dolar bj's on the freeway exit, but i don't want to take that route

welcome back!!....welcome me back...we both came back unknownst to each other
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5 Jun 2018 7:00 pm
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 04 Jun 2018 6:30 am » wrote:
Misty » 03 Jun 2018 2:03 pm » wrote:Didn't you help people manage their money for a living?
And you're broke.
Ironic.
funny you mention that....yes advising people on personal finance was part of the job title

yes i'm broke...in fact, i've joined karl on the freeway exit with my, will work for food sign

then i reflected on all the money i gave away here...probably 25k by my estimates....gifts for good posts, sticky wickys and such

i GAVE all my money away to charity...now i stand bare assed to a cold north wind

ummmm......can you spare a thou? (1000 US dollars)...i promise i'll pay ya next week......karl is now giving one dolar bj's on the freeway exit, but i don't want to take that route

welcome back!!....welcome me back...we both came back unknownst to each other
I would be happy to give you some money if I could only figure out how to do that.
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Inglorious
5 Jun 2018 7:05 pm
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Misty » 05 Jun 2018 7:02 pm » wrote: I would be happy to give you some money if I could only figure out how to do that.
look at my main page...there is a give money button...i just won't commit a perverted act for it


ohhhh...cannon did a good avatar for me...but i don't want a dude, i want a chick....every god damned time i've tried to paste or import an avatar pic, the system tells me to bug off...dammit

could you give me 5 very funny ball and gag picks for my avatar choosing...you know, ones that can be used, lol....i know you won't disappoint me.....................................................................................................................................................................
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 05 Jun 2018 7:05 pm » wrote:
Misty » 05 Jun 2018 7:02 pm » wrote:I would be happy to give you some money if I could only figure out how to do that.
look at my main page...there is a give money button...i just won't commit a perverted act for it
I gave you $2,000.
Spend it wisely.
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Misty » 05 Jun 2018 7:07 pm » wrote: I gave you $2,000.
Spend it wisely.
thanks....i'll read you a bed-time story of your choice
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 05 Jun 2018 7:11 pm » wrote:
Misty » 05 Jun 2018 7:07 pm » wrote:I gave you $2,000.
Spend it wisely.
thanks....i'll read you a bed-time story of your choice
Read me the one about how the Terror of Twitter and all of his grifter offspring get hauled off to jail.
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5 Jun 2018 7:20 pm
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****! Hubby just called and said that a deer jumped over our brand new car and destroyed the hood.
We've had the car for less than a month.
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5 Jun 2018 7:25 pm
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Misty » 05 Jun 2018 7:15 pm » wrote: Read me the one about how the Terror of Twitter and all of his grifter offspring get hauled off to jail.
sorry...i don't read fiction...lolol
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5 Jun 2018 9:10 pm
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The Patriotic ****** Grabber doesn't even know the words to the National Anthem.

https://youtu.be/s5ZwX4o9524

Okay, that was a joke, but there are many real videos like this on YouTube.
He seriously does not know the words to the song that he claims to love and respect so much.

https://youtu.be/k2PFW_8vJJs
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Misty » 05 Jun 2018 9:10 pm » wrote:The Patriotic ****** Grabber doesn't even know the words to the National Anthem.

https://youtu.be/s5ZwX4o9524
Good one Misty...gotta have something now that the collusion narrative and yer fine man McCabe is in the tank. ;)
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