A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Annoyed Liberall » 11 Jun 2018 12:10 pm » wrote:
Misty » 11 Jun 2018 11:43 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 11 Jun 2018 11:08 am » wrote:What kind of car?
What color?
It's a little Chevy Spark we just bought last month as our second car, just for running around the community.
The color is called Toasted Marshmallow.
It looks just like this.

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**** deer actually tried to jump over the car, but didn't make it.
The car got more damage than he did.
He just kept on running.
Ugh. That sucks. I thought maybe it was a 3 process paint or something for that kind of money.
Well GEICO approved the claim and has cut a check to the auto body shop.
We are only responsible for $500.

This is a pic of the car the day we bought it last month.
I hadn't even had a chance to drive it yet.

My husband took it into the body shop before I had a chance to snap a pic of the damage.
I'm trying to get one from the shop owner.

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Inglorious
13 Jun 2018 3:11 pm
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lol.only a lib would drive something that stupid looking.....a liberal mobile for sure
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13 Jun 2018 3:13 pm
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Misty » 11 Jun 2018 7:28 pm » wrote: Many men just start kissing women as soon as they meet them and grabbing their genitals?
Remind me to never hang out with your crowd.

How many of your friends are registered sex offenders?
you know most of these people at the sex clubs you frequent are on a list eh
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13 Jun 2018 3:15 pm
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filing an insurance claim for 500 is pretty retarded if it is your claim.you'll be paying out yer azz in the future

i don't know the circumstances, just the foul smell of financial illiteracy
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 13 Jun 2018 3:15 pm » wrote:filing an insurance claim for 500 is pretty retarded if it is your claim.you'll be paying out yer azz in the future
i don't know the circumstances, just the foul smell of financial illiteracy
So why not keep your nose out of things that you know nothing about?

I'm not filing a claim for $500, genius.
That is just my deductible, which is why I said that I was only responsible for $500.

The damage is over $3700.
Misty » 11 Jun 2018 11:05 am » wrote:
crimsongulf » 06 Jun 2018 8:22 pm » wrote:
Misty » 06 Jun 2018 4:49 pm » wrote:**** deer did a number on our brand new car.
We've only had it for a month.
Needs a whole new hood.
Critters gonna be critters. I have hit a few in my day. I drive trucks as a general rule so more of a pressure wash thinghy.
Insurance adjuster just called.
**** deer did over $3700 worth of damage.
I've been with GEICO for 30 years, and this is the first claim I have filed.
If they raise my rates, I will go elsewhere.
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13 Jun 2018 3:38 pm
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 13 Jun 2018 3:11 pm » wrote:lol.only a lib would drive something that stupid looking.....a liberal mobile for sure
That is just our second car that we only use to run around the community.

We had a 2004 Malibu which served us well for 14 years, but it started to need too much work, so we bought this little car to putz around in.

This is our other car, which I'm sure you will also immediately insult, but I don't give a ****.
When you start paying my bills, then you can tell me what to drive.
Until then, I don't give a **** what you think about what I drive, where I live, or anything else for that matter.

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Why do you feel it necessary to stick your nose in where it does not belong and **** on every thing I post?
And why do you believe that your opinion matters to me at all?
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13 Jun 2018 3:44 pm
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 1:02 pm » wrote:Know your ticks
I thought you wanted debate without hate. :\

But it's your party that's the Parasite Party; staying in power by handing out Other People's Money to its Special Interests.

Trump gave Americans some of their own money back, the opposite of being a parasite.
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 3:38 pm » wrote: That is just our second car that we only use to run around the community.

This is our other car.

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Why do you feel it necessary to stick your nose in where it does not belong and **** on every thing I post?
And why do you believe that your opinion matters to me at all?
I don't give a **** what you think about what I drive, where I live, or anything else for that matter.
now that is a friggin car

here is my every day driver...my motto, if it has an airbag, i won't drive it

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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 13 Jun 2018 3:46 pm » wrote: if it has an airbag, i won't drive it
That explains a lot.
Obviously you have suffered multiple head injuries.
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 3:50 pm » wrote: That explains a lot.
Obviously you have suffered multiple head injuries.
funny....i have never been in a car accident in my life , even with someone else driving...aside from some taps

now this is the car i haul my bitches around in

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13 Jun 2018 5:25 pm
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 3:50 pm » wrote: That explains a lot.
Obviously you have suffered multiple head injuries.
I'll bet you'll find this funny...giggle, giggle. :loco:


Here's another fake picture by the dems...looks like the kids is really crying, but I guess he'll have to deal with it while his parents use him as a prop.


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https://downtrend.com/71superb/yeah-tha ... ally-fake/
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13 Jun 2018 5:33 pm
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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13 Jun 2018 6:25 pm
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THE ADMINISTRATOR » 13 Jun 2018 3:46 pm » wrote:
now that is a friggin car

here is my every day driver...my motto, if it has an airbag, i won't drive it

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You still buying scrap metal? :rofl:
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Termin8tor » 13 Jun 2018 3:44 pm » wrote:
Misty » 13 Jun 2018 1:02 pm » wrote:Know your ticks
I thought you wanted debate without hate. :\
But it's your party that's the Parasite Party; staying in power by handing out Other People's Money to its Special Interests.
Trump gave Americans some of their own money back, the opposite of being a parasite.
**** you.
You have no **** sense of humor.

BTW, Congrats on nominating an ally of white supremacists who has rallied with neo-Nazis for the Senate in your state.
Good job.

National Republicans have already disavowed him and his campaign.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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13 Jun 2018 7:17 pm
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Cedar » 13 Jun 2018 6:25 pm » wrote:
You still buying scrap metal? :rofl:

yep....all 4700 lbs of her

again, airbags are for pussies....seems a lot of them are shooting metal projectiles in peoples skulls recently
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13 Jun 2018 7:18 pm
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 6:31 pm » wrote: **** you.
You have no **** sense of humor.

BTW, Congrats on nominating an ally of white supremacists who has rallied with neo-Nazis for the Senate in your state.
Good job.

National Republicans have already disavowed him and his campaign.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
everyone's a nazi....a racist....blah...blah...blah....yer getting your **** fastballed in yer face
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Misty » 13 Jun 2018 3:50 pm » wrote:
THE ADMINISTRATOR » 13 Jun 2018 3:46 pm » wrote: if it has an airbag, i won't drive it
That explains a lot.
Obviously you have suffered multiple head injuries.
Actually, he is saying that any car that HE drives doesn't need TWO airbags...
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14 Jun 2018 7:56 am
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This has got to be, hands down, the most ridiculous lie that 45 has ever uttered.

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WATCH: Trump Insists That Many Parents of Fallen Korean War Soldiers Begged Him to Bring Their Sons Remains Home

He also said that they addressed him as 'President' even though he was just a candidate.
“When you can, president, we’d love our son to be brought back home — you know, the remains,” he recalled them saying, despite the fact he just said he was on the campaign trail and not POTUS yet.
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Misty » 14 Jun 2018 7:56 am » wrote:This has got to be, hands down, the most ridiculous lie that 45 has ever uttered.

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WATCH: Trump Insists That Many Parents of Fallen Korean War Soldiers Begged Him to Bring Their Sons Remains Home

He also said that they addressed him as 'President' even though he was just a candidate.


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Misty's blanky is made of opining whiner Tweets. :)
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