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I have spontaneous jokes that just seem to spawn from my mind occasionally. This gem came to me 3 days ago.

What do you call a bear that has value?

Koala-ty

crimsongulf » 20 Aug 2018 5:54 pm » wrote:I wonder what the prog left is going to do when this becomes Zimmerman part deaux.

Does the Dotard-In-Chief actually believe he could run the Mueller investigation himself?
And do you support that kind of stupidity?

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 5:57 pm » wrote: Does the Dotard-In-Chief actually believe he could run the Mueller investigation?

He can stonewall him and make him show his cards...............oops he has no cards.

SJConspirator » 20 Aug 2018 5:56 pm » wrote:I have spontaneous jokes that just seem to spawn from my mind occasionally. This gem came to me 3 days ago.

What do you call a bear that has value?

Koala-ty

Cute.
Hello SJ.
Feel free to posts your jokes here whenever you think of one.

crimsongulf » 20 Aug 2018 5:59 pm » wrote:

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 5:57 pm » wrote:Does the Dotard-In-Chief actually believe he could run the Mueller investigation?

He can stonewall him and make him show his cards...............oops he has no cards.

And you know what Mueller has how?
Are you psychic?

What's better than roses on your piano?




Two lips on your organ!

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 6:02 pm » wrote: And you know what Mueller has how?
Are you psychic?

Do you know????????????? No you do not, you are trying to fly on a wing and a prayer due to your pure hatred of DJT. The right knew from the get go that Soetoro was a fake and a charlatan but we never went over the deep end like the snowflake progleft has.

SJConspirator » 20 Aug 2018 5:56 pm » wrote:I have spontaneous jokes that just seem to spawn from my mind occasionally. This gem came to me 3 days ago.

What do you call a bear that has value?

Koala-ty

But is it fungible? Is it liquid?

The first Eyetalion swam across the Atlantic to come to America,
After that they all walked across on the oli slick!

SJConspirator » 20 Aug 2018 5:56 pm » wrote:I have spontaneous jokes that just seem to spawn from my mind occasionally. This gem came to me 3 days ago.

What do you call a bear that has value?

Koala-ty

Every now and then, I just get on a roll and everything just flows out. Other days, meeeh.

crimsongulf » 20 Aug 2018 6:30 pm » wrote:

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 6:02 pm » wrote:And you know what Mueller has how?
Are you psychic?

Do you know????????????? No you do not, you are trying to fly on a wing and a prayer due to your pure hatred of DJT.

I never pretended to know. You did.

crimsongulf » 20 Aug 2018 6:30 pm » wrote:The right knew from the get go that Soetoro was a fake and a charlatan but we never went over the deep end like the snowflake progleft has.

Yeah, let's pretend that Obama ever did or said half of the **** crazy stuff that the dotard currently living in the WH has.

The right lost their **** when Obama wore a tan suit or put dijon mustard on a burger.
They complained about him playing golf and bitched about the deficit.
But those things don't seem to matter now.

Obama was out jogging and he accidentally stepped out in front of a truck three kids saw him and they pushed him out of the way Obama told to children I'm the president of the United States and I can give you anything you want what do you want? The first kid said I want to go to Disneyland President Obama said I will send you the Disneyland all expenses paid the second child said I want to go to West Point Obama said when you graduate high school there will be a place for you at West Point third child said I want to be buried at Arlington Cemetery. Obama said you were little bit young for thinking of death aren't you? The little boy said when my daddy finds out I saved your sorry *** he's going to kill me

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 9:05 pm » wrote:
Yeah, let's pretend that Obama ever did or said half of the **** crazy stuff that the dotard currently living in the WH has.

Didn't Barry say he was going to stop the Earth from warming and the seas from rising?

That was really ****, but you wackjobs fell for it.


Didn't he also say that deficit spending was unpatriotic? Yeah, before he ran up over $8 trillion in debt.

And didn't he say that if you like your health care plan and your doctor, you could keep them?

That wasn't crazy. He was just lying through his teeth.

Bump for the psychopath.

Termin8tor » 18 Jul 2018 6:20 am » wrote:Remember when you dishonestly accused me of "attacking the FBI" because I pointed out the corruption, crimes and vast ethical wrongdoing by some high officials?

It's now proven beyond the slightest doubt that I was right.

Do you want to apologize for that?

No? Never thought you would, you lying hack.

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 5:46 pm » wrote:Trump tells Reuters that he has chosen not to be involved in the Mueller probe, blah, blah

.

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Given Obama's ignorance of the Constitution, I'm not surprised he'd bungle this.

Yes, Mueller is subject to Trump's discretion. So is the entire Justice Dept.

He's part of the Justice Dept. not an entity by himself, which would be a blatant violation of the Constitution. He has no legal authority on his own.

Imbecile.

Misty » 20 Aug 2018 9:05 pm » wrote:
I never pretended to know. You did.

Yeah, let's pretend that Obama ever did or said half of the **** crazy stuff that the dotard currently living in the WH has.

The right lost their **** when Obama wore a tan suit or put dijon mustard on a burger.
They complained about him playing golf and bitched about the deficit.
But those things don't seem to matter now.

**** marlo, the right never was as **** crazy over Soetoro as the progs are over trump. All because Clinton was "supposed"
" to win because she was a woman and it was her turn. never mind that DJT has accomplished more in his short time that clinton has in her entire lifetime.


FRikkin progtards lose their mind over how many scoops of ice cream. spare me this self righteous BS

The left hates Trump not because of anything he has done, but simply because they were supposed to win and didn't.

crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2018 7:03 pm » wrote: **** marlo, the right never was as **** crazy over Soetoro as the progs are over trump. All because Clinton was "supposed"
" to win because she was a woman and it was her turn. never mind that DJT has accomplished more in his short time that clinton has in her entire lifetime.

FRikkin progtards lose their mind over how many scoops of ice cream. spare me this self righteous BS

The left hates Trump not because of anything he has done, but simply because they were supposed to win and didn't.

What do you think would have happened if Obama was on tape talking about grab em by the ******?

Or if he ridiculed John McCain for being a POW?

I think ill wait a long time for str8 answers on those

crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2018 7:03 pm » wrote:The left hates Trump not because of anything he has done, but simply because they were supposed to win and didn't.

I don't 'hate' Trump.
I just think he is not fit for office.
And in case you haven't noticed it's not just people on the left who feel that way.
There are many never-Trump Republicans and Conservatives.

SJConspirator » 22 Aug 2018 6:55 am » wrote:

crimsongulf » 21 Aug 2018 7:03 pm » wrote:**** marlo, the right never was as **** crazy over Soetoro as the progs are over trump. All because Clinton was "supposed"
" to win because she was a woman and it was her turn. never mind that DJT has accomplished more in his short time that clinton has in her entire lifetime.
FRikkin progtards lose their mind over how many scoops of ice cream. spare me this self righteous BS
The left hates Trump not because of anything he has done, but simply because they were supposed to win and didn't.

What do you think would have happened if Obama was on tape talking about grab em by the ******?
Or if he ridiculed John McCain for being a POW?
I think ill wait a long time for str8 answers on those

If Obama had five kids from three different baby Mamas, it would have been game over for him before it even started.

I guess crimsongulf forgot how the Obama haters lost their **** over him wearing a tan suit, or putting Dijon mustard on his burger.