A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:22 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Sep 2018 8:13 am » wrote:Do you HERE that people?
Hurricane Florence is almost HEAR
Low-rated wimpy hurricanes? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Trump is doing an excellent job as president, achieving more than the great Ronald Reagan did in the same period.
With much more in the pipeline.
But psychopaths ignore than and babble endlessly about minor issues.
You're demented. :loco:
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Misty » 12 Sep 2018 1:38 pm » wrote:Totally **** clueless.
This **** buffoon considers an event that killed almost 3,000 people an incredible success.
More **** from the Liberal Smear Machine.

Deaths have never been counted this way in my decades of experience.
Appearing on MSNBC Wednesday, FEMA administrator Brock Long responded to the increased death toll by questioning why the island’s hospitals did not have effective plans in place to handle a large scale disaster. Long also suggested many of the deaths attributed to the Hurricane were caused by accidents that occurred during the clean up.


“When it comes to the indirect deaths….You have people who died after the storm passed because they fell off their roof making repairs, they died in car crashes because the stoplights were off…
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/tru ... eath-toll/
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:53 am » wrote:If he was a Democrat telling huge lies about literal life and death issues, you'd be fawning all over him.
Was the Benghazi attack caused by a video, psychopath as Hillary Clinton and Obama officials lied, psychopath?
Relax Puss.
It's not a real Tweet.
How sad that when I first read it I actually thought it was because there is almost no difference between his actual Tweets and the parody Twitter accounts.

He IS telling huge lies about life and death issues.

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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:58 am » wrote:
Misty » 12 Sep 2018 1:38 pm » wrote:Totally **** clueless.
This **** buffoon considers an event that killed almost 3,000 people an incredible success.
More **** from the Liberal Smear Machine.
Deaths have never been counted this way in my decades of experience.
So aside from all of your other self proclaimed areas of expertise, you also have decades of experience in counting deaths?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:58 am » wrote:
Appearing on MSNBC Wednesday, FEMA administrator Brock Long responded to the increased death toll by questioning why the island’s hospitals did not have effective plans in place to handle a large scale disaster. Long also suggested many of the deaths attributed to the Hurricane were caused by accidents that occurred during the clean up.

“When it comes to the indirect deaths….You have people who died after the storm passed because they fell off their roof making repairs, they died in car crashes because the stoplights were off…
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/tru ... eath-toll/
Almost 3,000 people did not die falling off their roofs.
Most of them had no **** roofs to fall off of you jackass.

They died from as a result of stifling heat, poor healthcare and a lack of electricity and clean water.
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:13 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:07 am » wrote:Well gosh, if we can't believe a psychopathic Democrat Talking Point Liar, who can we believe? :rofl:

Deaths have never included incidental deaths in my decades of experience.
The study is **** or is using methodology far, far out of what's generally used
So aside from all of your other self proclaimed areas of expertise, you also have decades of experience in counting deaths? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
It doesn't take much to read the news, wackjob.
Almost 3,000 people did not die falling off their roofs.
Most of them had no **** roofs to fall off of you jackass.

They died from as a result of stifling heat, poor healthcare and a lack of electricity and clean water.
You don't have the slightest clue what caused their deaths, and it isn't Trump's fault that Puerto Rico is a horrifically Democrat-governed poor island nation.

Trump could not possibly have improved their housing, health care, electrical grid, etc. on a couple weeks notice.
That's utterly dishonest, but that's what you are.

Just like you psychopaths tried to do to Bush, blaming him for Democrat incompetence.
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:13 am » wrote:Almost 3,000 people did not die falling off their roofs.
Most of them had no **** roofs to fall off of you jackass.

They died from as a result of stifling heat, poor healthcare and a lack of electricity and clean water.
Well thanks for admitting that it wasn't Trump's fault, psychopath. :rofl:

Unless you want to blame him for the heat.

For decades of poor health care.

For years if not decades of incompetence neglecting its electrical system.

For not distributing federally provided water some of which was found sitting at the airport.
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:07 am » wrote:Yadda, Yadda, yadda.......
That's right Puss, I moved a bunch of your posts to the Peanut Gallery because they don't belong in a comedy thread, and they are all filed with the same old repetitive ****.

1. A bunch of sycophantic lickspittle about your cult leader.
2. Calling me a psychopath and a Democrat Talking Point liar.
3. Accusing either Obama or Hillary C. of a variety of crimes without any kind of proof.
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:29 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:28 am » wrote:Yadda yadda, yadda
That's right Puss, I moved a bunch of your posts to the Peanut Gallery because they don't belong in a comedy thread, and they are all filed with the same old repetitive ****.

1. A bunch of sycophantic lickspittle about your cult leader.
2. Calling me a psychopath and a Democrat Talking Point liar.
3. Accusing either Obama or Hillary C. of a variety of crimes without any kind of proof.
Oh look, little Miss Marxist is again censoring my posts. Typical Liberal Fascism.

I defend Trump when he deserves it, and acknowledge his flaws, so you're lying.

Stop lying, and I'll stop pointing it out.

I've provided a mountain of evidence against the Clinton's and Obama, all of which you refuse to read.

And here's what you refused to quote from my last post.
Well thanks for admitting that it wasn't Trump's fault, psychopath. :rofl:

Unless you want to blame him for the heat.

For decades of poor health care.

For years if not decades of incompetence neglecting its electrical system.

For not distributing federally provided water some of which was found sitting at the airport.
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:29 am » wrote: That's right Puss, I moved a bunch of your posts to the Peanut Gallery because they don't belong in a comedy thread
Here's your corrupt methodology. Dishonest smears of Trump are "comedy."

Anyone who refutes your **** aren't "funny," so you censor them.

What a complete and utter joke you are. :\
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:43 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:29 am » wrote:Accusing either Obama or Hillary C. of a variety of crimes without any kind of proof.
How do you know I haven't presented proof, psychopath?
Because I can read jackass.
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:43 am » wrote:You've refused to read any of the mountain of evidence I've cited.
Keep posting that ****.
Maybe someday somebody will believe it.
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:51 am » wrote:This isn't comedy. Why are you deleting my posts?
Because they refute your endless lies and smears of Trump.
Are you really that **** stupid?
I am NOT deleting your posts.
I am moving them to the Peanut Gallery because they are not comedy, which you yourself just admitted.
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:51 am » wrote:This isn't comedy.
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:51 am » wrote:Here's Marco Rubio, who has little reason to defend Trump, defending his response to the hurricane.
President Trump found an ally in his former primary opponent Senator Marco Rubio from Florida on Wednesday.
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Early response to #
PuertoRico
Hurricane wasn’t good,but not because Fed Govt. didn’t care:
1. The @
fema
model used on mainland doesn’t work as well on island. Why I called for @
DeptofDefense
to take control just days after the storm. 1/3
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Early response to #
PuertoRico
Hurricane wasn’t good,but not because Fed Govt. didn’t care:
1. The @
fema
model used on mainland doesn’t work as well on island. Why I called for @
DeptofDefense
to take control just days after the storm. 1/3
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@marcorubio

It took too long for DOD to take charge because of resistance from both DC & Govt. of P.R.
2. Coordinating with local officials was difficult because the govt. of island itself was a victim of the storm. No ability to communicate with Mayor’s, in some cases for weeks. 2/3
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It took too long for DOD to take charge because of resistance from both DC & Govt. of P.R.
2. Coordinating with local officials was difficult because the govt. of island itself was a victim of the storm. No ability to communicate with Mayor’s, in some cases for weeks. 2/3
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@marcorubio

3. In addition to severe budget crisis, the island electric grid & services had already been weakened by Irma just a few weeks before. The cumulative effect of 2 storms was a real factor. We need to learn the lessons from this & make changes for future. 3/3
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Read the OP again, asshole and stop filling up my comedy thread with that ****.
If you post anything else that does not contain something funny, it will be moved.
Misty » 20 May 2017 10:16 pm » wrote:The Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

Got something funny?
Post it in here.
Otherwise stay the **** out!

NeoConvict » 07 Jan 2018 9:35 am » wrote:More funny, less chat ****!
What he said.
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 11:04 am » wrote:
Misty » 13 Sep 2018 10:57 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:51 am » wrote:This isn't comedy. Why are you deleting my posts?
Because they refute your endless lies and smears of Trump.ane.
Are you really that **** stupid?
I am NOT deleting your posts.
I am moving them to the Peanut Gallery because they are not comedy, which you yourself just admitted.
If people can't read them, then that is censorship, psychopath.
Anyone who wants to read your garbage is free to go to the Peanut Gallery and read it.
Or they can click on any of your ancient threads that you bump every day.
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 11:04 am » wrote:And you violate your own rule regularly.
What **** rule am I violating?
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 11:04 am » wrote:This is just one of countless ways you try to rig rules and standards, never living up the ones you demand of others.
Which **** rules am I rigging?
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 11:04 am » wrote:Like every leftist, you want free speech only for yourself.
The First Amendment prohibits the government from violating your right to free speech, not liberalforum.net.

Here's a hint jackass.
Try following the subject of the thread you are posting in and your posts won't be moved.
And the subject of this thread is funny ****, not Trumplican propaganda.
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 11:51 am » wrote:You claim you only want comedy posted, but you allow your moonbat buddies to make serious comments.
And you yourself make serious comments.
I don't mind if someone makes a comment once in a while (and not just my moonbat buddies) but you are **** relentless.

You fill up this thread with nothing but propaganda and insults, post after post, after post.

Why don't you go and bump your old thread from March of 2017 again that no one but you seems to be interested in and stay the **** out of this thread?

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I think it's time to call time of death Puss.
You've been bumping it since June.
It's not breathing.
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 8:33 am » wrote:It comes from a George Washington University Milken Institute School of Public Health study, but according to The Terror of Twitter that number was made up by Democrats.
So it came from a computer model rather than an actual count of dead bodies? Are you **** kidding me? :)

9 months after the hurricane the actual count of dead bodies stood at 64. Your computer model sucks. :rofl:
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Cedar » 13 Sep 2018 7:25 pm » wrote:
Misty » 13 Sep 2018 8:33 am » wrote:It comes from a George Washington University Milken Institute School of Public Health study, but according to The Terror of Twitter that number was made up by Democrats.
So it came from a computer model rather than an actual count of dead bodies? Are you **** kidding me? :)
9 months after the hurricane the actual count of dead bodies stood at 64. Your computer model sucks. :rofl:
A team of researchers spent six months poring over death certificates, speaking to funeral home directors and interviewing doctors to arrive at a death toll of nearly 3,000 people as result of Hurricane Maria's devastation to Puerto Rico, according to the lead author of the study.

“This was a scientific research project commissioned by the government of Puerto Rico and independently done,” said Carlos Santos-Burgoa, who led the study from George Washington University's Milken Institute of School of Public Health.

Santos-Burgoa pushed back on President Donald Trump's tweets Thursday questioning the study’s estimate of the death toll.

Without offering evidence, Trump said Democrats were involved in an effort to overstate the results in order to discredit him.

“We stand by what we did,” Santos-Burgoa told USA TODAY in a telephone interview, adding that the study that found 2,975 deaths underwent rigorous peer review.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/201 ... 288908002/
I choose to believe the peer reviewed study.
You are free to believe that this was done by the Democrats in order to make Trump look as bad as possible.
:rofl:
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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 7:57 pm » wrote:
I choose to believe the peer reviewed study.
You are free to believe that this was done by the Democrats in order to make Trump look as bad as possible.
:rofl:
I don’t much trust computer models or academia.
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