A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:10 pm » wrote: I'm up in Northeastern PA.
It's been raining here every day for the past month, so what's a little more rain?
We're not in a flood area.

I'm really concerned about my family in NC.
Family in Southport and Wilmington evacuated, but family in Charlotte did not and it looks like they might get a lot of rain.

I did not realize that Southport was right on the coast.
My husband's sister and her husband just moved into the house they built there.
I saw where you guys were already soaked, from experience that says that the ground can't take anymore. Good luck girl. If you need something you know I will make it happen.
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:10 pm » wrote: I did not realize that Southport was right on the coast.
No?

Nothing in the name suggested it?

No?
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:04 pm » wrote: I never could understand why these reporters need to stand out in the middle of a hurricane.
Why can't they just position some stationary cameras out there?

Why are the two guys in shorts in the background not being blown around?
They're just sauntering around like it's a sunny day.
They aren't being paid to pretend, so they are not pretending.
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crimsongulf » 14 Sep 2018 8:15 pm » wrote:
Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:10 pm » wrote:I'm up in Northeastern PA.
It's been raining here every day for the past month, so what's a little more rain?
We're not in a flood area.
I'm really concerned about my family in NC.
Family in Southport and Wilmington evacuated, but family in Charlotte did not and it looks like they might get a lot of rain.
I did not realize that Southport was right on the coast.
My husband's sister and her husband just moved into the house they built there.
I saw where you guys were already soaked, from experience that says that the ground can't take anymore. Good luck girl. If you need something you know I will make it happen.
Thanks.
:wub:
What worries me most is that we are surrounded by trees, and when the ground is really wet it doesn't take that much wind to knock one down.

In that big storm we had last year a whole bunch of trees went down.
More than even went down in Sandy.
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:21 pm » wrote: Thanks.
:wub:
What worries me most is that we are surrounded by trees, and when the ground is really wet it doesn't take that much wind to knock one down.

In that big storm we had last year a whole bunch of trees went down.
More than even went down in Sandy.
Same here, when the ground is saturated, even old growth trees are susceptible to coming down. In Ivan, we had one that split our garage in half.
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crimsongulf » 14 Sep 2018 8:24 pm » wrote:
Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:21 pm » wrote:Thanks.
:wub:
What worries me most is that we are surrounded by trees, and when the ground is really wet it doesn't take that much wind to knock one down.

In that big storm we had last year a whole bunch of trees went down.
More than even went down in Sandy.
Same here, when the ground is saturated, even old growth trees are susceptible to coming down. In Ivan, we had one that split our garage in half.
I don't have any pics of my house on my tablet, but this is what the whole community looks like here.
Every house is surrounded by huge trees.
If one of those babies drops on your house, you are done.

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Holy crap those are some tall trees.

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I know this little round house.
I always wonder what it looks like inside.

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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 8:33 am » wrote:It comes from a George Washington University Milken Institute School of Public Health study, but according to The Terror of Twitter that number was made up by Democrats.

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The dotard does not seem to understand that many people died after the hurricane as a result of stifling heat, poor healthcare and a lack of electricity and clean water.
Milken.

Sounds jewish.
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:29 pm » wrote:
I don't have any pics of my house on my tablet, but this is what the whole community looks like here.
Every house is surrounded by huge trees.
If one of those babies drops on your house, you are done.

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That looks a lot like the lay of the land at the Canada house. Down here on Bon Secour Bay, it isn't a lot different other than that' there is no rise in he land. we are 17 feet above sea level with 210 ft of bay front.
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:58 am » wrote: Deaths have never been counted this way in my decades of experience.
I've been counting deaths since 19 and aught 8. My donkey, Mr. Findgold, has been counting deaths since 19 and 37.

Nether of us have ever counted it that way.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:13 am » wrote: So aside from all of your other self proclaimed areas of expertise, you also have decades of experience in counting deaths?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
He is a respected Junior Fellow on the Republican Death Panels - ya can't take that away.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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Misty » 13 Sep 2018 9:13 am » wrote: So aside from all of your other self proclaimed areas of expertise, you also have decades of experience in counting deaths?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Almost 3,000 people did not die falling off their roofs.
Most of them had no **** roofs to fall off of you jackass.

They died from as a result of stifling heat, poor healthcare and a lack of electricity and clean water.
Those are some of portarico's proudest achievements.
I think you're being culturally insensitive.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 9:42 am » wrote:
Here's your corrupt methodology. Dishonest smears of Trump are "comedy."

Anyone who refutes your **** aren't "funny," so you censor them.

What a complete and utter joke you are. :\
Comedy gold.^

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

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Cedar » 13 Sep 2018 7:25 pm » wrote:
So it came from a computer model rather than an actual count of dead bodies? Are you **** kidding me? :)

9 months after the hurricane the actual count of dead bodies stood at 64. Your computer model sucks. :rofl:
Watch your mouth - they tweaked one of the best climate modeling programs available.

And before you start with your skepticism, they voted on whether we have to believe their number. The vote was 97% yes.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 14 Sep 2018 8:36 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 13 Sep 2018 8:58 am » wrote:Deaths have never been counted this way in my decades of experience.
I've been counting deaths since 19 and aught 8. My donkey, Mr. Findgold, has been counting deaths since 19 and 37.
Nether of us have ever counted it that way.
Isn't it amazing how Clem has so many fields of expertise?

Not only is he an expert in economics, the law, the Constitution, religion and even women's shoe designs, he also has years of experience in counting deaths.

I'm thinking that a lot of that death counting probably took place in his basement.
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Cedar » 14 Sep 2018 12:39 pm » wrote:
The sexual tension in here is over the top. :rofl:
My bad - this is my jerk thread.








I'm done.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 14 Sep 2018 8:46 pm » wrote: Isn't it amazing how Clem has so many fields of expertise?

Not only is he an expert in economics, the law, the Constitution, religion and even women's shoe designs, he also has years of experience in counting deaths.

I'm thinking that a lot of that death counting probably took place in his basement.
He's also a regular traveler to china and mars.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 14 Sep 2018 8:47 pm » wrote:
Cedar » 14 Sep 2018 12:39 pm » wrote:The sexual tension in here is over the top. :rofl:
My bad - this is my jerk thread.

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I'm done.
You spooged in my thread?
So that's why my keyboard feels all sticky.

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Cannonpointer » 14 Sep 2018 8:49 pm » wrote: He's also a regular traveler to china and mars.
Tell us all how one of the most livable and prosperous countries in Asia is a "hellhole," psycho. :clap:

And how Carter was better on the economy than Reagan, because the shrieking voices in your head told you so. :rofl:

Babbling imbecile.
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14 Sep 2018 10:18 pm
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Isn't this cute.. I've convinced enough people to ignore little Ricky to the point his Friday night drunks gets almost no response. . You're welcome
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14 Sep 2018 10:37 pm
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I keep getting these notifications from a ghost. .. must be a forum dead man.
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