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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Termin8tor
17 Sep 2018 6:31 pm
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Misty » 17 Sep 2018 4:54 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 17 Sep 2018 4:40 pm » wrote:400 days? WTF are you babbling about now? He was nominated in March.
The seat was open from the day Scalia died until the day Gorsuch was sworn.
February 13th, 2016 to April 10th, 2017.
So **** what? Obama didn't nominate Gorsuch until March, which is barely over six months that he was delayed.

Not 400.

And they followed what Dems did and promised to do to Bush's nominees, so tough ****.
Now they are in a hurry to fill Kennedy's seat.
What's the **** rush?
There hasn't been a rush, psycho, but McConnell knows that Democrats are vehemently against him for no good Constitutional or procedural reason, so he wants a vote.
Just like they blocked Sotomayer, psychopath?

Oh, wait. She was confirmed 68 to 31, and no one filibustered her.
WTF does Sotomayor have to do with Hillary?
You claimed without a shred of evidence that Repubs would stonewall every single on of her SCOTUS nominees.

That's ****, because they'd have done that too Obama, too, and they didn't.

Republicans abide the the historical precedent, supporting a Democrat president's nominees, except that they follow payback for Democrat obstruction.
That doesn't support your claim, psycho. It mentions only McCain and Cruz.
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17 Sep 2018 6:33 pm
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Misty » 17 Sep 2018 4:54 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 17 Sep 2018 4:40 pm » wrote:Repubs went by the book.
****.
They never follow the rules.
They cheat every **** time.
This is exactly why I accurately call you a psychopathic Democrat Talking Point Liar.

You tell every single one that's ever put out, regardless of the facts.
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17 Sep 2018 7:07 pm
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Isn't this cute?
Fredo thinks he's helping.
Bless his cold little heart.

Donald Trump Jr mocks Kavanaugh sexual assault accusations with meme.

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17 Sep 2018 7:13 pm
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I miss the Mooch.
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17 Sep 2018 7:27 pm
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17 Sep 2018 7:30 pm
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17 Sep 2018 7:58 pm
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Look what my boyfriend Tweeted.

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That's right.
He's my boyfriend.
He just doesn't know it.

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17 Sep 2018 8:55 pm
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17 Sep 2018 9:11 pm
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Beavis and Butthead said:

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17 Sep 2018 9:13 pm
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Can we see your tax returns?

Could I see your evidence of obstruction of justice?
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17 Sep 2018 9:27 pm
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Just saw a clip of Orrin Hatch saying the words, "Long Dong Silver" from the 1991 Senate Judiciary Committee nomination hearing for Clarence Thomas.

I am now searching my kitchen for an icepick so I can pierce my eardrums.

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Cedar » 17 Sep 2018 9:13 pm » wrote:
Can we see your tax returns?
I assure you, you would be bored silly.
I am not the president am I?
Cedar » 17 Sep 2018 9:13 pm » wrote:Could I see your evidence of obstruction of justice?
It's pretty much done out in the open.

https://www.brookings.edu/research/pres ... d-edition/

Trump to Lester Holt on firing James Comey: "And, in fact, when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said: You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story."
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Misty » 17 Sep 2018 9:34 pm » wrote: I assure you, you would be bored silly.
I am not the president am I?

It's pretty much done out in the open.

https://www.brookings.edu/research/pres ... d-edition/

Trump to Lester Holt on firing James Comey: "And, in fact, when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said: You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story."
Does it matter if you’re President? I don’t remember seeing Kennedy’s tax returns, or Lyndon Johnson’s.
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17 Sep 2018 10:26 pm
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Misty » 17 Sep 2018 9:27 pm » wrote:Just saw a clip of Orin Hatch saying the words, "Long Dong Silver" from the 1991 Senate Judiciary Committee nomination hearing for Clarence Thomas.

I am now searching my kitchen for an icepick so I can pierce my eardrums.
I'll bet you're really upset that racist Democrats did their best to smear a highly accomplished black jurist on the basis of Anita Hill's pathetic lies.

Gotta keep 'em down on the Liberal Plantation, right? :\
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Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by AmericansImage
By Andy Borowitz
January 19, 2018
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump is “scared to death” that the 2020 Presidential election will be decided by Americans, an aide to Trump has confirmed.
The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that Trump is panicking over a doomsday scenario in which Americans, sidelined during the 2016 election, play a dominant role in influencing the 2020 contest.
“It sounds paranoid, but, as we speak, representatives of the United States are already plotting to remove him from office in 2020,” the aide said. “They are determined to replace him with someone who takes a move favorable view toward their country.”
The aide said that the Americans, frustrated by Trump’s open hostility to the United States since taking office, will “stop at nothing” to achieve their ultimate goal: installing an agent of the U.S. in the Oval Office.
“It’s pretty clear what the Americans are up to,” the aide said. “They want a puppet who will do the bidding of the United States of America.”
While Trump has reportedly ordered his staff to do everything in its power to prevent Americans from meddling in the 2020 election, the prospect of U.S. nationals deciding the next Presidential race has clearly left the White House rattled.
“Americans are going to use voter registration, social media, and anything else at their disposal to hand the election to someone who will advance their interests,” he said. “That’s what keeps Trump up at night.”
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Cedar » 17 Sep 2018 9:59 pm » wrote:
Misty » 17 Sep 2018 9:34 pm » wrote:I assure you, you would be bored silly.
I am not the president am I?
Does it matter if you’re President?
Seriously?
Why would anyone need to see my tax returns?
I am not running for the highest office in the country.
Cedar » 17 Sep 2018 9:59 pm » wrote:I don’t remember seeing Kennedy’s tax returns, or Lyndon Johnson’s.
But every president since the early 1970's has released their returns, until now.
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Termin8tor » 17 Sep 2018 10:26 pm » wrote:
Misty » 17 Sep 2018 9:27 pm » wrote:Just saw a clip of Orrin Hatch saying the words, "Long Dong Silver" from the 1991 Senate Judiciary Committee nomination hearing for Clarence Thomas.
I am now searching my kitchen for an icepick so I can pierce my eardrums.
I'll bet you're really upset that racist Democrats did their best to smear a highly accomplished black jurist on the basis of Anita Hill's pathetic lies.
Gotta keep 'em down on the Liberal Plantation, right? :\
WOW! Bringing race into it?
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Orrin Hatch is still on that committee and has now said that Ms. Ford is 'mixed up.'

The only one who is 'mixed up' is him.
It is 2018, not 1991 and if he tries to attack this woman, it will come back to bite him in the ***.

Racist Democrats......says the guy whose party elected the filthy racist in the WH.
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18 Sep 2018 10:29 am
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 10:20 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 17 Sep 2018 10:26 pm » wrote:I'll bet you're really upset that racist Democrats did their best to smear a highly accomplished black jurist on the basis of Anita Hill's pathetic lies.

Gotta keep 'em down on the Liberal Plantation, right? :\
WOW! Bringing race into it? :rofl:
I was simply pointing out your party's racism and dishonest tactics in another case, a false charge brought up at the last minute to smear a highly accomplished black man.

Like your party does its best to destroy almost every conservative black who threatens the Liberal Plantation.
Orrin Hatch is still on that committee and has now said that Ms. Ford is 'mixed up.'

The only one who is 'mixed up' is him.
It is 2018, not 1991 and if he tries to attack this woman, it will come back to bite him in the ***.
Yes, yes, your corrupt party is trying to play the Woman Card, but it's not going to fly. :\

The corrupt liberal MSM are almost irrelevant at this point in history, thankfully, and the facts will get out despite their endless leftist propaganda, and yours.
Racist Democrats......says the guy whose party elected the filthy racist in the WH.
That's the official Democrat Talking Point Lie that you swear you never tell, psychopath.

Real racism is leaving millions of minorities in dangerous, jobless neighborhoods with rotten schools, often dependent on welfare.

Your party destroys the lives of millions of minorities that way, but you never address that huge display of racism.
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 10:20 am » wrote:Orrin Hatch is still on that committee and has now said that Ms. Ford is 'mixed up.'

The only one who is 'mixed up' is him.
Ford told her therapist that four men were in the room. Now she says there were two.

She can't remember where it supposedly happened.


She can't remember when it supposedly happened.

That's pretty mixed up, not that you'll admit the obvious facts.
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Annoyed Liberall » 18 Sep 2018 9:38 am » wrote:Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by AmericansImage
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He's going to win re-election in a near-landslide, Dim.
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