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Misty » 27 Jul 2017 3:02 pm » wrote:

Misty » 27 Jul 2017 3:19 pm » wrote:Make showers gold again

In an interview with The New Yorker earlier today, White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci leveled harsh criticism against the FBI and members of the Trump administration.

The Onion fact-checks Scaramucci’s claims.

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

TRUE: Scaramucci understands that true inner peace comes from accepting one’s flaws and only very rarely sucking oneself off.

“I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go **** themselves.”

TRUE: Scaramucci’s financial records appear accurate, so under U.S. federal statutes his detractors are required by law to go **** themselves no later than 10 business days from the date of filing.

“What I want to do is I want to **** kill all the leakers and I want to get the president’s agenda on track.”

PARTIALLY TRUE: He omitted that he also wants to **** the leakers’ bitches in front of their kids and then carve a nice 6-inch souvenir on their face for their trouble.

“They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”

TRUE: The Mooch is hot, baby! Sizzling! Nobody can stop this kid!

“Yeah, let me go, though, because I’ve gotta start tweeting some **** to make [Reince Priebus] crazy.”

FALSE: Priebus was driven far beyond the point of mental insanity by members of this administration many months ago.

“Reince is a **** paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.
‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the **** thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’”

TRUE: If you or someone you love is currently abusing cocaine please call this toll-free addiction hotline: 1-888-988-7934.

“Okay, the Mooch showed up a week ago.”

FALSE: The Mooch has been slowly developing in Scaramucci’s troubled subconscious since his tender childhood.

“Get this through your head, you Jew ****, you.
You only exist out here because of me. That’s the only reason.”

FALSE: Sorry, this is Joe Pesci in Casino. We got confused.

“I’m going to fire every one of them…the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks.”

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE TRUE: Seriously, please.

“This is a major catastrophe for the American country.”

TRUE: This is the most accurate statement yet made by an administration official.

Misty » 27 Jul 2017 12:52 pm » wrote:

Sgt Bilko » 28 Jul 2017 8:49 am » wrote:Misty obviously has turned homosexual and is transfering that to her dream idol Trump. You who claimed to be a Christian at one time. Obviously that was a lie. You persist in your delusional, biased, and irrational attacks on Trump for no cause except for blind hatred with no given reason. I asked for your reasons several times and got nothing of consequence in turn. Therefore I stand behind delusional, biased and irrational being the case.

indago » 28 Jul 2017 9:18 am » wrote:Yes, you would know about DELUSIONAL

Misty » 28 Jul 2017 12:00 pm » wrote: He gets crazier by the minute.

I obviously have turned homosexual?

I have never claimed to be a 'Christian.'
And I have given him a hundred reasons why I thought T-Bag was not fit for the office, all of which he has ignored.

He's the delusional one who is still a member of CULT45.

Misty » 28 Jul 2017 12:00 pm » wrote: He gets crazier by the minute.

I obviously have turned homosexual?

I have never claimed to be a 'Christian.'
And I have given him a hundred reasons why I thought T-Bag was not fit for the office, all of which he has ignored.

He's the delusional one who is still a member of CULT45.

Misty » 28 Jul 2017 12:00 pm » wrote:And I have given him a hundred reasons why I thought T-Bag was not fit for the office, all of which he has ignored.

He's the delusional one who is still a member of CULT45.