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Termin8tor » 18 Sep 2018 10:33 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 18 Sep 2018 9:38 am » wrote:Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by AmericansImage
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He's going to win re-election in a near-landslide, Dim.
That's good to hear.
Since your predictions are always off, I don't have to worry about the orange **** after 2020.
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Annoyed Liberall » 18 Sep 2018 10:37 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Sep 2018 10:33 am » wrote:He's going to win re-election in a near-landslide, Dim.

That's good to hear.
Since your predictions are always off, I don't have to worry about the orange **** after 2020.
I've been correct six out of seven times, Dim.

And how typically stupid that you call Trump a name, rather than criticizing his policies.


Almost all of which have been excellent.
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 9:57 am » wrote: Seriously?
Why would anyone need to see my tax returns?
I am not running for the highest office in the country.

But every president since the early 1970's has released their returns, until now.
Why do you need to see his?
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18 Sep 2018 7:05 pm
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OMG it's Donnie Junior.
Who the **** dresses like that to go hunting?

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Cedar » 18 Sep 2018 2:38 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Sep 2018 9:57 am » wrote:Seriously?
Why would anyone need to see my tax returns?
I am not running for the highest office in the country.
But every president since the early 1970's has released their returns, until now.
Why do you need to see his?
You're right. I don't. Because I already know he's a crook.
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Termin8tor » 18 Sep 2018 10:39 am » wrote:....how typically stupid that you call Trump a name, rather than criticizing his policies.
Right, because you would never do that right Puss?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 7:06 pm » wrote: You're right. I don't. Because I already know he's a crook.
Well that settles that. :rofl:
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 7:08 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Sep 2018 10:39 am » wrote:And how typically stupid that you call Trump a name, rather than criticizing his policies.
Right, because you would never do that right Puss?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Here's a hint, psychopath. When I criticized Obama, I went into great detail about specifically why, citing excellent sources every step of the way.

When is the last time you did anything other than dishonestly smear Trump?

Have you addressed the economy?

His choice of excellent judges?

His strength in foreign policy?

No, it's just lie, smear, propagandize, repeat.
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WONKETTE ALERT!

GOP Senators Will Find Whoever Left Pubic Hair On Brett Kavanaugh's Coke
Orrin Hatch added that even if Kavanaugh tried to rape Ford at the party he never attended, the Senate must now remember that a man can overcome little indiscretions like attempted rape and earn a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.
Attempted rape is not a little indiscretion.
Senile old bastard.

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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 12:13 pm » wrote:WONKETTE ALERT!

GOP Senators Will Find Whoever Left Pubic Hair On Brett Kavanaugh's Coke


Attempted rape is not a little indiscretion.
Senile old bastard.

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Hatch should have been put to sleep years ago!
I have always hated that bastard!
He even makes fellow Rethuglicans look bad! :x
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 12:13 pm » wrote:WONKETTE ALERT!

GOP Senators Will Find Whoever Left Pubic Hair On Brett Kavanaugh's Coke

Orrin Hatch added that even if Kavanaugh tried to rape Ford at the party he never attended, the Senate must now remember that a man can overcome little indiscretions like attempted rape and earn a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.
Attempted rape is not a little indiscretion.
Senile old bastard.
Let's see if I have this right. The Democrat Talking Point Liar who ignored an open and shut case of violent rape by Bill Clinton despite his long, LONG history of harassment, assault and even rape and told years of lies in his defense is now accusing Kavanaugh of attempted rape on the basis of one accusation by someone who never told anyone, never mentioned his name when she mentioned an assault to her therapist,

has changed her story in at least one crucial detail about how many men were involved,


can't remember where or when it happened,

is refusing to testify in an decent, timely manner,

and who has hired a leftist, blatantly political lawyer who tried to discredit Clinton's victims and who was a fundraiser for Hillary.

Even though Kavanaugh has a long list of character witnesses saying they don't believe he'd ever do such a thing.

This is exactly why I label you a Democrat Talking Point Liar and smear artist.
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Misty » 18 Sep 2018 10:20 am » wrote:Racist Democrats......says the guy whose party elected the filthy racist in the WH.
Cold hearted conservative that I am, I believe that real racism is ruining the lives of millions of minorities by leaving them in dangerous, jobless neighborhoods with rotten schools, often dependent on welfare.

But a non-racist like you is perfectly happy to leave them there, as long as your party stays in power and your check arrives in the mail.

Trump is actually helping them and wants to do far more for them, evil racist that he is. :\
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Misty » 17 Sep 2018 9:27 pm » wrote:Just saw a clip of Orrin Hatch saying the words, "Long Dong Silver" from the 1991 Senate Judiciary Committee nomination hearing for Clarence Thomas.
Sure, you long for liberal icons like this guy.

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nuckin futz » 19 Sep 2018 2:05 pm » wrote:
Misty » 19 Sep 2018 12:13 pm » wrote:WONKETTE ALERT!
GOP Senators Will Find Whoever Left Pubic Hair On Brett Kavanaugh's Coke
Attempted rape is not a little indiscretion.
Senile old bastard.
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Hatch should have been put to sleep years ago!
I have always hated that bastard!
He even makes fellow Rethuglicans look bad! :x
He's retiring finally.

(Your post double posted. I sent the second one to the Peanut Gallery.)
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Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 2:48 pm » wrote:Let's see if I have this right.
When have you ever had anything right jackass?
Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 2:48 pm » wrote:The Democrat Talking Point Liar who ignored an open and shut case of violent rape by Bill Clinton.....
Open and shut?
How do you figure that?
Were you an eyewitness?
Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 2:48 pm » wrote:...despite his long, LONG history of harassment, assault and even rape and told years of lies in his defense is now accusing Kavanaugh of attempted rape on the basis of one accusation.......
I have NOT accused Kavanaugh of attempted rape you filthy lying scumbag.
Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 2:48 pm » wrote:........by someone who never told anyone, never mentioned his name when she mentioned an assault to her therapist,has changed her story in at least one crucial detail about how many men were involved, can't remember where or when it happened, is refusing to testify in an decent, timely manner, and who has hired a leftist, blatantly political lawyer who tried to discredit Clinton's victims and who was a fundraiser for Hillary.
Even though Kavanaugh has a long list of character witnesses saying they don't believe he'd ever do such a thing.
This is exactly why I label you a Democrat Talking Point Liar and smear artist.
Speaking of Talking Point liars and smear artists, that list of talking points about Dr. Ford is the exact same list you posted in my Flying Monkeys thread where you said of her:

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As if you would know anything about how a woman who has been sexually assaulted should behave.
There is no one way they should behave you jerk.
All women behave differently.

For instance.....Juanita Broaddrick attended a fundraiser for Bill Clinton just a couple of weeks after she said that he violently raped her.

Now if that was me, I know that I would never want to be around someone who violently raped me.

You have been accusing me of telling lies in defense of a rapist for 10 **** years.
You use that lie to cover up for the fact that you defend every sexual predator, child molester, and wife beater with an R after their name.

Why is it okay for you to call every woman who has accused a Republican of sexual assault a liar, including Dr. Ford, but I am not allowed to say that I have some issues with Juanita Broaddrick's story?

I have never called Ms.Broaddrick a liar.
I've always said that I don't know what happened in that room.
I only questioned why she said one thing under oath, and another thing years later in a TV interview.

According to you every woman who accuses any Republican of doing anything wrong is a liar because......Bill Clinton.

Even if we had rock solid proof that Clinton raped 100 women, how does that let any Republican off the hook for their actions?

Your blatant whataboutism is obvious to everyone.
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 3:42 pm » wrote: When have you ever had anything right jackass?
Well there's the first bit of utter ****.

It has to go down from here. :\
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 3:42 pm » wrote:I have never called Ms.Broaddrick a liar.
I've always said that I don't know what happened in that room.
So you didn't write the following?
....Miss Broaddrick and her so-called witnesses were likely on Richard Mellon Scaife's payroll
Of course you're accusing her of lying, psychopath.
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19 Sep 2018 3:55 pm
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 3:42 pm » wrote:I have NOT accused Kavanaugh of attempted rape you filthy lying scumbag.
Another lie.

You have at least twice.

And I responded each time.
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 3:42 pm » wrote:As if you would know anything about how a woman who has been sexually assaulted should behave.
There is no one way they should behave you jerk.
All women behave differently.
Oh yeah, they go right out and hire a Soros-connected leftist lawyer/ Hillary Fundraiser who worked to discredit Clinton's victims.

Who the **** are you kidding, psychopath?
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