A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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crimsongulf
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 7:36 pm » wrote: This one?
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I changed my Siggy earlier today, but I saw him saying those exact words on tape.
Just saying, I wouldn't put a proven falsehood as my siggy.

Now, since you are playing "you did it too" What about Keith Ellison and pound me too? Why does he get a pass with verified police complaints but the progtard left wants to hold up a very very qualified SCOTUS nominee over a 37 year old unsubstantiated claim from a woman with a faulty memory.
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crimsongulf » 19 Sep 2018 7:53 pm » wrote:
Misty » 19 Sep 2018 7:36 pm » wrote:I changed my Siggy earlier today, but I saw him saying those exact words on tape.
Just saying, I wouldn't put a proven falsehood as my siggy.
I put it there after I had seen the video of him saying that myself.
I hadn't heard about Warren until you told me because I don't watch FOX or read their website, and they seem to be the only ones who reported it.
crimsongulf » 19 Sep 2018 7:53 pm » wrote:Now, since you are playing "you did it too" What about Keith Ellison and pound me too? Why does he get a pass with verified police complaints but the progtard left wants to hold up a very very qualified SCOTUS nominee over a 37 year old unsubstantiated claim from a woman with a faulty memory.
What's going on with him now?
I haven't heard about that.
Jesus H Christ, there is so much news breaking all the time now.
It's like trying to drink from a **** fire hose.

I have to look that up.

The 'progtard left' was pretty fast to push Al Franken out with what now looks like fairly innocent behavior compared to some of the other stuff we've seen.
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19 Sep 2018 8:25 pm
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 8:11 pm » wrote: I put it there after I had seen the video of him saying that myself.
I hadn't heard about Warren until you told me because I don't watch FOX or read their website, and they seem to be the only ones who reported it.

What's going on with him now?
I haven't heard about that.
Jesus H Christ, there is so much news breaking all the time now.
It's like trying to drink from a **** fire hose.

I have to look that up.

The 'progtard left' was pretty fast to push Al Franken out with what now looks like fairly innocent behavior compared to some of the other stuff we've seen.
Multiple sources. Of course CNN, MSNBC are not going to report on it. Regardless of who reported it, facts don't lie.
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19 Sep 2018 8:28 pm
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Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 3:51 pm » wrote:So you didn't write the following?
....Miss Broaddrick and her so-called witnesses were likely on Richard Mellon Scaife's payroll
This is when I had to open a new account under the name Misty because something got screwed up on the MistyBlue account and I wasn't able to log on in that name.

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So I haven't used that name for 10 **** years and I'm supposed to remember what I wrote that long ago?

The MistyBlue account is no longer even listed there.

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19 Sep 2018 8:57 pm
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This guy is such a **** moron.
Trump Visits North Carolina, Calls Florence 'One of the Wettest ... from the Standpoint of Water’

“I just want to thank all of the men and women who’ve done such a great job in helping with Florence.

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water,” said the commander in chief, 72.
‘At least you got a nice boat out of the deal,’ Trump tells N.C. man during post-Florence tour.

Trump was particularly struck by a storm-tossed yacht that smashed into a New Bern home and lodged against the house's deck.

Trump looked at the yacht, asking, "Is this your boat?" The owner said no.

Trump replied, "at least you got a nice boat out of the deal."
I wonder if the owner of that boat was watching?
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The hurricane boat joke is as old as hurricanes this way. "The bright side is that you got a boat out of the deal"
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19 Sep 2018 9:56 pm
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 8:28 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 3:51 pm » wrote:So you didn't write the following?


This is when I had to open a new account under the name Misty because something got screwed up on the MistyBlue account and I wasn't able to log on in that name.
So I haven't used that name for 10 **** years and I'm supposed to remember what I wrote that long ago?
The MistyBlue account is no longer even listed there.
I have no idea what that means and I don't care.

I copied that quote from one of your posts, from where ever.

You wrote it.
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19 Sep 2018 10:23 pm
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Look at this self congratulatory piece of ****.
He wants praise for doing his job, like he's doing something that no other president has ever done.
Watching everyone having to kiss his *** in NC today made me want to vomit.


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Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 9:56 pm » wrote:
Misty » 19 Sep 2018 8:28 pm » wrote:This is when I had to open a new account under the name Misty because something got screwed up on the MistyBlue account and I wasn't able to log on in that name.
So I haven't used that name for 10 **** years and I'm supposed to remember what I wrote that long ago?
The MistyBlue account is no longer even listed there.
I have no idea what that means and I don't care.
I copied that quote from one of your posts, from where ever.
You wrote it.
That had to be from over 10 years ago on the old forum and you expect me to remember it?
Do you remember everything you wrote 10 years ago?
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crimsongulf » 19 Sep 2018 9:10 pm » wrote:The hurricane boat joke is as old as hurricanes this way. "The bright side is that you got a boat out of the deal"
Trump the comedian.
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 10:29 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 19 Sep 2018 9:56 pm » wrote:I have no idea what that means and I don't care.
I copied that quote from one of your posts, from where ever.
You wrote it.
That had to be from over 10 years ago on the old forum and you expect me to remember it?
Do you remember everything you wrote 10 years ago?
As I've noted many, many times, you can't keep track of your own lies.

But yes, if I wrote something so ugly about a very important issue, I'd damned remember it.
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Misty » 19 Sep 2018 10:23 pm » wrote:Look at this self congratulatory piece of ****.
He wants praise for doing his job, like he's doing something that no other president has ever done.
Watching everyone having to kiss his *** in NC today made me want to vomit.
Your usual partisan ****. Obama couldn't stop mentioning his own name when it came to issues and supposed achievements.

Never once saw you complain about that.
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20 Sep 2018 9:55 am
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Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 9:50 am » wrote:GOP Boys will be boys club
You're utterly brainless.

Ford's accusation is falling apart, and Kavanaugh has zero history of doing anything like this, and witnesses going back to high school to attest to his good character.


And it's the Democrat Party that has a much worse history toward women; serial rapist Bill Clinton. Ted Kennedy who committed manslaughter, then obstruction of justice to save his career.

The AG in New York who abused his girlfriends, then used his political power to intimidate them.

Now Ellison in Minnesota, for whom Democrats are covering up.

And more whose names I can't recall.
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Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 9:55 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 9:50 am » wrote:GOP Boys will be boys club
You're utterly brainless.

Ford's accusation is falling apart, and Kavanaugh has zero history of doing anything like this, and witnesses going back to high school to attest to his good character.
You are such a hypocrite.
She shouldn't be believed, but Juanita should be.
You think Ford isn't credible because she didn't come forward earlier.
Do you feel the same way about all them men coming forward now about abuse in the Catholic church?
Do any of them have fuzzy memories?
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Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 9:55 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 9:50 am » wrote:GOP Boys will be boys club
You're utterly brainless.

Ford's accusation is falling apart, and Kavanaugh has zero history of doing anything like this, and witnesses going back to high school to attest to his good character.

And it's the Democrat Party that has a much worse history toward women; serial rapist Bill Clinton. Ted Kennedy who committed manslaughter, then obstruction of justice to save his career.

The AG in New York who abused his girlfriends, then used his political power to intimidate them.

Now Ellison in Minnesota, for whom Democrats are covering up.

And more whose names I can't recall.
Nobody is covering up for Keith Ellison.
Those allegations came out just before the primaries.
Is that suspicious?
You would think so if it were a Republican.
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Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 9:59 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 9:55 am » wrote:You're utterly brainless.

Ford's accusation is falling apart, and Kavanaugh has zero history of doing anything like this, and witnesses going back to high school to attest to his good character.

You are such a hypocrite.
She shouldn't be believed, but Juanita should be.
You think Ford isn't credible because she didn't come forward earlier.
Do you feel the same way about all them men coming forward now about abuse in the Catholic church?
Do any of them have fuzzy memories?
The preponderance of evidence was strongly in support of Broaddrick. She had four contemporaneous witnesses.

The two witnesses to this supposed event both deny it happened.

And Ford can't remember when, where or how many people were involved.

Plus she's obviously part of the Democrat strategy to delay this, and has hired a leftist Democrat lawyer.

Now she's refusing to testify, on some ridiculous excuse of an FBI investigation. How? She doesn't know, where or when or exactly who was there.

She claims she doesn't even know how she got home. Huh?

If you don't know what the facts are, just shut up, Dim.
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Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 10:04 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 9:59 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 9:55 am » wrote:You're utterly brainless.

Ford's accusation is falling apart, and Kavanaugh has zero history of doing anything like this, and witnesses going back to high school to attest to his good character.
You are such a hypocrite.
She shouldn't be believed, but Juanita should be.
You think Ford isn't credible because she didn't come forward earlier.
Do you feel the same way about all them men coming forward now about abuse in the Catholic church?
Do any of them have fuzzy memories?
The preponderance of evidence was strongly in support of Broaddrick. She had four contemporaneous witnesses.

The two witnesses to this supposed event both deny it happened.

And Ford can't remember when, where or how many people were involved.

Plus she's obviously part of the Democrat strategy to delay this, and has hired a leftist Democrat lawyer.

Now she's refusing to testify, on some ridiculous excuse of an FBI investigation. How? She doesn't know, where or when or exactly who was there.

She claims she doesn't even know how she got home. Huh?

If you don't know what the facts are, just shut up, Dim.
She went to a fund raiser for him 2 weeks later.
Does that seem strange to you?
You are the expert on how sexual assault victims should act.
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Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 10:00 am » wrote: Nobody is covering up for Keith Ellison.
Those allegations came out just before the primaries.
Is that suspicious?
You would think so if it were a Republican.
****. You don't have the slightest idea.
One victim said she was smeared, threatened and isolated by the Democrat Party.

And why would a member of his own party make something up? It has nothing to do with Republicans.

if you don't know what the facts are, don't lie.
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Termin8tor » 20 Sep 2018 10:07 am » wrote:
Annoyed Liberall » 20 Sep 2018 10:00 am » wrote: Nobody is covering up for Keith Ellison.
Those allegations came out just before the primaries.
Is that suspicious?
You would think so if it were a Republican.
****. You don't have the slightest idea.
One victim said she was smeared, threatened and isolated by the Democrat Party.

And why would a member of his own party make something up? It has nothing to do with Republicans.

if you don't know what the facts are, don't lie.
That response makes absolutely no sense.
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