Anthony Scaramucci Doesn’t Suck Own Cock Like Steve Bannon Sucks Own Cock
Splendid news, everyone! Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump’s adorable little biscuit, does not suck his own cock.
Unfortunate news, everyone! Steve Bannon, the pockmarked grease stain that fell out Dead Breitbart’s anal canal and into the White House, apparently does suck his own cock, according to the Queen of Scaramucci.
All this news and more is available in Ryan Lizza’s report in The New Yorker, about what happened Wednesday night, AFTER Scaramucci and Trump and Sean Hannity had dinner, but BEFORE Scaramucci got on his Tweeter and started acting out Mean Girls and Heathers and Carrie in White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus’s general direction.
You see, Queen Scaramucci (who, assuming there is a God and Lorne Michaels can hear His voice, will be played on “Saturday Night Live” by Cecily Strong, doing a combo of Former Porn Stars and a yappy Pekingese demon) picked up his Obamaphone and called Lizza and he queened himself into a RAGE STROKE, from the sounds of it!
Yap yap! Yip! GRRR ARGH!
Scaramucci responded to the story on Twitter:
OK, dumb puppy.
Big stupid White House Communications Director can’t talk to reporters no more, because they print what he tells them when he calls them on the record and says true things but then has to lie about them later.
You can see why he would be mad at those reporters for making him lie and talk about himself in the third person and have a Cat 5 screamer because someone leaked the Top Secret national classified intel that Sean Hannity came to dinner.