A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:00 pm » wrote:
Misty » 08 Oct 2018 12:49 pm » wrote:Way too much chatter in here today and not enough jokes.
Speaking of hilarious humor, am I still an anti-semite for simply mentioning George Soros's name? :rofl:
What should I call him if I'm not allowed to use his name, psychopath? :clap:
Why don't you just call him the Jew Bogey Man, because that is what he is to Deplorables.

Members of your party have called him a Nazi collaborater and the anti-Christ.

He has been blamed for funding Black Lives Matter and the Antifa movements, as well as bankrolling the white-nationalist rally in Charlottesville, which they branded as a false-flag operation.

Soros has also been accused of masterminding Colin Kaepernick’s NFL protest and the Women’s March, and with pulling the strings that led H.R. McMaster, President Donald Trump’s national security adviser, to fire alt-right aligned staffers.

And Roy Moore alleged that Soros paid women to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

So I guess you can call him the George 'The Jewish Scapegoat' Soros.
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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:40 pm » wrote:Soros is a dedicated leftist who funds all those groups, wackjob. The WSJ had a long editorial today proving just that.
Post the EVIDENCE jackass.

I would especially like to see the EVIDENCE that he pulled the strings that led McMaster to fire any WH staffers and that the white nationalist March in Charlottesville was actually a false flag operation funded by Soros.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

P.S. Post that evidence in my other thread.
Like I said, too much chatter, not enough jokes in here today.
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 1:50 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:40 pm » wrote:Soros is a dedicated leftist who funds all those groups, wackjob. The WSJ had a long editorial today proving just that.
Post the EVIDENCE jackass.
Go buy a copy of the newspaper, wackjob.

And explain why my using Soros's actual name is anti-semitism, psycho.
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 1:50 pm » wrote: Like I said, too much chatter, not enough jokes in here today.
Your accusing me of anti-semitism for using Soros's actual name is a sick, twisted joke.

You're **** deranged. :loco:
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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:54 pm » wrote:
Misty » 08 Oct 2018 1:50 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:40 pm » wrote:Soros is a dedicated leftist who funds all those groups, wackjob. The WSJ had a long editorial today proving just that.
Post the EVIDENCE jackass.
Go buy a copy of the newspaper, wackjob.
Which newspaper wrote that the White Nationalist march in Charlottesville was a false flag operation funded by Soros or that H. R. McMaster is a Soros toady who fired WH staffers because Soros asked him to?
Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:54 pm » wrote:And explain why my using Soros's actual name is anti-semitism, psycho.
I already explained to you that when members of your party invoke his name it is a dog whistle to anti-Semites.

So I suggest that if you don't want to be seen as an anti-Semite you don't spout wingnut conspiracy theories about him being behind everything that you Deplorables hate.
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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:55 pm » wrote:
Misty » 08 Oct 2018 1:50 pm » wrote:Like I said, too much chatter, not enough jokes in here today.
Your accusing me of anti-semitism for using Soros's actual name is a sick, twisted joke.
You're **** deranged. :loco:
I knew this is where this was headed.
Read my last post jackass.
I am trying to stop you from sounding like an anti-Semite, but you are too stupid to see that.

There are elements in your party (including the president) that use his name as a dog whistle to White Nationalists and anti-Semites.

And when you parrot them, people might start to think that you agree with them.

So don't you dare say that I called you an anti-Semite.
I didn't, and I don't believe you are.

I do think that you are too stupid to see what is right in front of your face.
Since the advent of Trump, White Nationalists and anti-Semites have found a home in your party.
Do you really not see that, or is it just willful ignorance?
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 2:18 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 1:55 pm » wrote:Your accusing me of anti-semitism for using Soros's actual name is a sick, twisted joke.

You're **** deranged. :loco:
I knew this is where this was headed.
Read my last post jackass.
I am trying to stop you from sounding like an anti-Semite, but you are too stupid to see that.
If I call Soros by his actual name, I "sound like an anti-semite? :rofl:

What am I supposed to call him, psycho, Mr. S? :clap:

What do you call him, psycho? :rofl:

Did you censor my posts about Keith Ellison, an actual anti-semite and follower of Louis Farrakhan? Say, isn't he 2nd in command of your corrupt party?

Better hurry up and cover that up! Can't let the truth out.
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 2:18 pm » wrote:I do think that you are too stupid to see what is right in front of your face.
Since the advent of Trump, White Nationalists and anti-Semites have found a home in your party.
Do you really not see that, or is it just willful ignorance?
Yeah, all 14 of them. :rofl:


Why haven't you condemned Keith Elliison? He isn't some anonymous wackjob.


He's second in commando of your party.
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 1:50 pm » wrote:
Post the EVIDENCE jackass.

I would especially like to see the EVIDENCE that he pulled the strings that led McMaster to fire any WH staffers and that the white nationalist March in Charlottesville was actually a false flag operation funded by Soros.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

P.S. Post that evidence in my other thread.
Like I said, too much chatter, not enough jokes in here today.
Did you see my Dirty Irish joke Misty? And my pic of Clem in the nuthouse?
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 12:49 pm » wrote: Way too much chatter in here today and not enough jokes.
Boy, Trump is really stupid! :huh:

And deranged!

And utterly unfit for office.

Uh, then why does he keep kicking Dem's sorry butts? :rofl:

Geez, even the corrupt hate-Trump Washpost has to admit reality once in a while.
‘Ultimate fighter’: How Trump helped shift momentum in favor of Kavanaugh


Relying on a hardball approach that left Democrats shaken and defeated, Republican leaders plowed through the chaos of the last few weeks to bring the Supreme Court nomination of Brett M. Kavanaugh to the cusp of confirmation.
By Philip Rucker, Ashley Parker, Sean Sullivan and Seung Min Kim
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... story.html
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Misty » 08 Oct 2018 11:29 am » wrote: If Clinton had an R after his name, Clem would be defending him just like he defends every pervert, child molester and sexual assaulter with an R after their name.

The point of my post was that I have been bashed by Clem for over ten years for 'defending a serial rapist' and 'smearing his victims' (his words) but Clem's dear leader gets a pass on defending Clinton as 'the real victim' and smearing his accusers by calling them 'terrible' and 'unattractive,' something I never did.

For the Clem the Trump toady, it's okay when his Cult 45 leader does it.
He's a **** hole waiting for jizz fuel to spew. One would ordinarily eschew beating retards, but some retards deserve to be beaten. Being retarded shouldn't save them.
Misty » 08 Oct 2018 11:29 am » wrote: I see you added even more to my avatar.
Is that a blow up doll emoticon?
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Lol - that was Ronjul's contribution!
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nuckin futz » 08 Oct 2018 2:44 pm » wrote:Did you see my Dirty Irish joke Misty? And my pic of Clem in the nuthouse?
I saw the pic, but have not gotten around to reading your joke thread yet.

Clem is constantly whining about how I censor him by sending his crap to the Peanut Gallery, so today I decided to reply to his posts.
Big mistake.

He fires them off so fast that I have spent pretty much all of my time here replying to him.
And he posts the same **** over and over and over.

I put him back on ignore now, so I can talk to some other people.

I'm off to read your joke.
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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 2:37 pm » wrote:
Yeah, all 14 of them. :rofl:

Why haven't you condemned Keith Elliison? He isn't some anonymous wackjob.

He's second in commando of your party.
Joe lieberman is somewhere up there, and that **** is mighty handy with preubescent girls - a real sick ****.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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To the men of America.
GREETING CARDS YOU SHOULD EXPECT FROM THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE THIS WEEK

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More sarcasm that Clem will not understand.

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Just a reminder, the guy in the middle, known for his share of abuse is now trying to claim that he along with other noted abusers and their protectors are victims of a mob for calling them out. Embrace the mob!!!

#WeAreTheMob

#WeWillVote

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Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 10:02 pm » wrote:
Misty » 08 Oct 2018 9:55 pm » wrote:More sarcasm that Clem will not understand.
I fully understand that you spread endless propaganda, lies and smears, deceitfully calling it "humor" or "sarcasm."
You're too cowardly to actually debate issues on the facts.
I tried actually debating an issue on the facts with you, and this is what I got.
Termin8tor » 06 Oct 2018 1:55 pm » wrote:
Misty » 06 Oct 2018 1:32 pm » wrote:How did Kavanaugh manage to make all of that debt suddenly disappear?
He hired a magician, wackjob.
Or I get answers like this.
Termin8tor » 08 Oct 2018 12:49 pm » wrote:Hey look, a squirrel! :\
Psychopath.
So cut the **** about how you are looking to actually debate issues you **** troll.
Now your *** is on ignore again, and every post you make in my two regular threads will go straight to the Peanut Gallery.
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