A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 23 Oct 2018 1:06 pm » wrote:
Misty » 23 Oct 2018 10:59 am » wrote:Just another in a long line of lies.
Like the new lie that he is going to cut the taxes of the middle class by 10% before November, which is in about 8 days in which Congress is out of session.
You believe that, don'tcha Puss? :rofl:
I doubt he promised it would happen before then. Sounds like a promise to voters.
Do you purposely not listen to what he says, in order to give yourself plausible deniability when it comes to his incessant lies?

Trump: We are looking at putting in a very major tax cut for middle income people.
And if we do that it will be sometime just prior to November,” Trump told reporters in Elko, Nevada, referring to a time that would coincide with the midterm elections, The Hill reported.

Termin8tor » 23 Oct 2018 1:06 pm » wrote:Blah, blah, blah.
Reading your **** is about as useful as repeatedly bashing ones head into a brick wall, and about as much fun.

You seem to live in a parallel universe when it comes to your Cult 45 leader.
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Termin8tor » 23 Oct 2018 2:09 pm » wrote:
Misty » 23 Oct 2018 1:28 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 23 Oct 2018 1:06 pm » wrote:I doubt he promised it would happen before then. Sounds like a promise to voters.
And not that you have the integrity to admit it, he's kept most of his campaign promises.
Do you purposely not listen to what he says, in order to give yourself plausible deniability when it comes to his incessant lies?
Trump: We are looking at putting in a very major tax cut for middle income people.
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if we do that it will be sometime just prior to November,” Trump told reporters in Elko, Nevada, referring to a time that would coincide with the midterm elections, The Hill reported.
Hey wackjob, your own quote refutes your lie. He said "if."
He doubled down on it last night jackass, but you wouldn't know because you plug your ears when he lies.
Trump’s stump speech for Ted Cruz included his seemingly fake middle-class tax cut.

President Donald Trump didn’t have much to say about Sen. Ted Cruz at his rally for Cruz’s reelection in Houston, Texas, on Monday, but he did repeat a tax plan to cut rates for middle-class Americans that he’s seemingly invented out of thin air.

Trump said Congress would be putting forward a 10 percent tax cut for the middle class next week — a tax cut he suddenly started touting over the weekend and that actual members of Congress don’t seem to know anything about.

Congress is also on recess next week and doesn’t plan on coming back until after the midterm elections in November.

“We are going to be putting in a 10 percent tax cut for middle income families,” Trump said at the rally.

It’s going to be put in next week. Ten percent tax cut. Kevin Brady is working on it.

We have been working on it for a few months. That is in addition to the big tax cuts you have already gotten.”
Do you see the word IF in there?
Kevin Brady was in the audience when he said that and was as shocked as anyone to know that he has been working on this tax cut for months.
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Termin8tor » 23 Oct 2018 2:09 pm » wrote:Big freaking deal compared to Clinton's and Obama's outright lies on campaign promises. They broke almost all of theirs, but you never complained.
Says the jackass who denies the daily 'outright lies' of the Liar In Chief.
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Where is our great new healthcare plan that covers everyone, costs less and has much better care?
That was one of his biggest campaign promises, along with the wall that Mexico was going to pay for.
I don't see you complaining about 45 breaking his two biggest campaign promises.

What's wrong?
Cat got your tongue?
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24 Oct 2018 2:19 pm
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"Illegal' immigrants don't vote jackass.

And it is not 'ILLEGAL' for people to seek asylum in this country.
If 45 wants to make that illegal, then he needs to go to Congress and pass a law.
Of course he would only want to make it illegal for brown people to seek asylum, and that might be struck down by the courts.
Although with BARF Kavanaugh on the court now, who knows.
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Misty » 24 Oct 2018 2:19 pm » wrote:

"Illegal' immigrants don't vote jackass.
Then why is your corrupt party registering them to vote?

Why did the Democrat candidate for Ga governor explicitly say that they do?

Why did Obama get caught on video encouraging them to vote and explain that no one is keeping track?

If you read my posts in my thread about voter fraud, you'd know that they damned well do and in very significant numbers.


And your party is encouraging the commission of all those felonies.
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Termin8tor » 24 Oct 2018 3:09 pm » wrote:
Misty » 24 Oct 2018 2:19 pm » wrote:
"Illegal' immigrants don't vote jackass.
Then why is your corrupt party registering them to vote?
I don't belong to any **** party, so I don't know WTF you are talking about.
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Misty » 25 Oct 2018 12:51 pm » wrote:Image

The hard line Twitter Phone TM
Hey Dim, he isn't doing anything classified on Twitter.

So the NYTimes story is yet more Fake News.
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Termin8tor » 25 Oct 2018 1:00 pm » wrote:
Hey Dim, he isn't doing anything classified on Twitter.
So the NYTimes story is yet more Fake News.
First of all, you have absolutely no way of knowing that, and secondly, that's not even what he says himself jackass.
He says that he rarely uses a cell phone, except that there are many pictures of him talking on an iPhone, and his many daily Tweets come from an iPhone.
So as usual he is lying.

He regularly talks to his rich friends who have business interests in China, and China is using that fact to manipulate him.

His use of an unsecured cell phone makes Hillary's private server look like Fort Knox.
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Misty » 25 Oct 2018 1:29 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 25 Oct 2018 1:00 pm » wrote:Hey Dim, he isn't doing anything classified on Twitter.

So the NYTimes story is yet more Fake News.
First of all, you have absolutely no way of knowing that, and secondly, that's not even what he says himself jackass.
He says that he rarely uses a cell phone, except that there are many pictures of him talking on an iPhone, and his many daily Tweets come from an iPhone.
So as usual he is lying.

He regularly talks to his rich friends who have business interests in China, and China is using that fact to manipulate him.

His use of an unsecured cell phone makes Hillary's private server look like Fort Knox.
You go right ahead and keep spreading your lies, smears, Fake News and ****.

It isn't selling, and your party will pay the price in November.
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Democrat inspired laws.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Someone needs to tell him that his party has controlled everything for two years.
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Termin8tor » 25 Oct 2018 1:48 pm » wrote:
Misty » 25 Oct 2018 1:29 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 25 Oct 2018 1:00 pm » wrote:Hey Dim, he isn't doing anything classified on Twitter.
So the NYTimes story is yet more Fake News.
First of all, you have absolutely no way of knowing that, and secondly, that's not even what he says himself jackass.
He says that he rarely uses a cell phone, except that there are many pictures of him talking on an iPhone, and his many daily Tweets come from an iPhone.
So as usual he is lying.
He regularly talks to his rich friends who have business interests in China, and China is using that fact to manipulate him.
His use of an unsecured cell phone makes Hillary's private server look like Fort Knox.
You go right ahead and keep spreading your lies, smears, Fake News and ****.
It isn't selling, and your party will pay the price in November.
Is that the Unaffiliated Party?

I'm not the one spreading lies.
That would be your Cult 45 leader.
But you enjoy his lies.
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Misty » 25 Oct 2018 5:53 pm » wrote: I'm not the one spreading lies.
That would be your Cult 45 leader.
But you enjoy his lies.
Psychopathic liar. You'll have to censor this post, because it proves beyond any doubt that you smeared Trump.

You have lied repeatedly that Trump praised neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.

In fact, he specifically condemned them.
Before making the both sides comment, Mr. Trump forcefully said: “And you had people, and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.


But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists.”
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... the-media/
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26 Oct 2018 11:23 am
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I don't understand why 45 puts random words in quotation marks in his Tweets.

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Termin8tor » 26 Oct 2018 6:44 am » wrote:
Misty » 25 Oct 2018 5:53 pm » wrote:I'm not the one spreading lies.
That would be your Cult 45 leader.
But you enjoy his lies.
Psychopathic liar. You'll have to censor this post, because it proves beyond any doubt that you smeared Trump.
You have lied repeatedly that Trump praised neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.
In fact, he specifically condemned them.
Before making the both sides comment, Mr. Trump forcefully said: “And you had people, and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.
But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists.”
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... the-media/
I don't care what he said.
The event was organized by Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists, and anyone who marched with them was NOT a very fine person.

Would you march with them?
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Misty » 26 Oct 2018 11:27 am » wrote:
Termin8tor » 26 Oct 2018 6:44 am » wrote:Psychopathic liar. You'll have to censor this post, because it proves beyond any doubt that you smeared Trump.

You have lied repeatedly that Trump praised neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.

In fact, he specifically condemned them.[[

Before making the both sides comment, Mr. Trump forcefully said: “And you had people, and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.

But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists.”
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... the-media/
I don't care what he said.
The event was organized by Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists, and anyone who marched with them was NOT a very fine person.
No, the original demonstration was of local Charlottesville residents. They are the ones he called "fine people." They dissipated after the neo-Nazis and ANTIFA showed up.

Obviously you don't care that he did condemn the neo-Nazis. You don't care what the facts are.


Psychopath. :loco:
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Ricky Tavy » 26 Oct 2018 11:28 am » wrote:
Misty » 26 Oct 2018 11:23 am » wrote:I don't understand why 45 puts random words in quotation marks in his Tweets.
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More to the point, why is politics his primary concern?
Because he knows that these midterm elections are a referendum on him.
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Here's what a despicable racist Donald Trump is.

Or at least why Democrat Talking Point Liars smear him as one.

Because if African Americans start leaving the Liberal Plantation, the corrupt Democrat Party is ****.
I am in Washington to attend Turning Point USA’s first-ever Young Black Leadership Summit. Today’s highlight was a visit to the White House, where President Trump addressed the group in the East Room.
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...Trump got a rapturous reception from the Turning Point audience, which sometimes bordered on the rowdy, to the president’s evident delight.
The crowd at the Turning Point summit is the Left’s worst nightmare–hundreds of young, articulate, thoughtful African-American conservatives. We chatted with some of them, mostly students from colleges across the country–a math major from Stanford, a filmmaker from Columbia, a political science major from DePaul. They sounded like pretty much any group of conservatives at a Trump rally: “USA! USA!” “Build that wall!” “Trump! Trump!” In short, it was fun.

This is the first couple of minutes when Trump emerges to shouts of “USA!” and begins his speech by talking about the bomber:
https://youtu.be/sJD6oKZeo3U
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/ ... bomber.php
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Termin8tor » 26 Oct 2018 4:05 pm » wrote:Here's what a despicable racist Donald Trump is.

Or at least why Democrat Talking Point Liars smear him as one.

Because if African Americans start leaving the Liberal Plantation, the corrupt Democrat Party is ****.
He just lost millions of Redneck Klan supporters with that! :roll:
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