A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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20 May 2017 10:16 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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crimsongulf
26 Nov 2018 4:48 pm
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Misty » 26 Nov 2018 4:41 pm » wrote: Oh good. Is he going to start shooting them next?
He tells people that they have to come in through a legal port of entry, then he closes down the legal port of entry.
He is creating this problem.
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Marlo, you need to take 45 min and read how this actually went down. Everything you just said has no bearing on what happened.
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crimsongulf » 26 Nov 2018 4:48 pm » wrote:
Misty » 26 Nov 2018 4:41 pm » wrote:Oh good. Is he going to start shooting them next?
He tells people that they have to come in through a legal port of entry, then he closes down the legal port of entry.
He is creating this problem.
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Marlo, you need to take 45 min and read how this actually went down. Everything you just said has no bearing on what happened.
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26 Nov 2018 5:49 pm
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Where is the part about trying to bum rush the border and their violence. Now how exactly did you miss that little tidbit?
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27 Nov 2018 7:45 am
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Mueller Offers Cyber Monday Plea DealsImage
By Andy Borowitz
November 26, 2018
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Robert Mueller’s announcement that he would be offering Cyber Monday plea deals touched off hysteria among disgraced Trump associates desperate for the chance to score a drastically reduced sentence.
Moments after the office of the special counsel went live with its Cyber Monday Web site, Sing4Bob.com, thousands of Trump cronies flooded it with traffic, causing the site to briefly crash.
Harland Dorrinson, the member of Mueller’s team who masterminded the Cyber Monday sale, said that the special counsel was offering a limited number of “prison doorbusters,” with sentences up to seventy-five per cent off.
“I’m not surprised that people are going crazy for these bargains,” Dorrinson said. “Otherwise, you could go to trial and face one of those Obama judges.”
He said that Mueller’s Cyber Monday sale was benefitting from a piece of fortuitous timing, since it was being held on the same day that the former Trump campaign adviser George Papadopoulos was scheduled to report to prison for a two-week sentence.
“Everyone who goes on the site is looking for a Papadopoulos special,” he said. “Those were all gone in the first five minutes.”
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27 Nov 2018 10:35 am
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crimsongulf » 26 Nov 2018 5:49 pm » wrote:
Where is the part about trying to bum rush the border and their violence. Now how exactly did you miss that little tidbit?
These are desperate people who walked 1,000 miles to apply for asylum (which is not illegal) only to find the border closed.
45 said they were throwing rocks, but there were no reported injuries.

He also said that they used a minor form of tear gas, which is a lie.
His own Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan said there is only one kind of tear gas.
He just pulls 'alternative facts' out of his ***.
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27 Nov 2018 12:20 pm
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Misty » 27 Nov 2018 10:35 am » wrote: These are desperate people who walked 1,000 miles to apply for asylum (which is not illegal) only to find the border closed.
They overwhelmingly don't qualify for asylum. They're looking for work.
45 said they were throwing rocks, but there were no reported injuries.
You're kidding, right? :rofl:

The guy tried to kill me, but missed his shot, so it's ok. :\
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27 Nov 2018 12:22 pm
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Misty » 26 Nov 2018 4:22 pm » wrote:It takes a special kind of coward to tear gas children.
Yes, that's the Official Democrat Talking Point Lie of the day.

Which you deny EVER telling. :\
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27 Nov 2018 6:33 pm
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Termin8tor » 27 Nov 2018 12:20 pm » wrote:
Misty » 27 Nov 2018 10:35 am » wrote:These are desperate people who walked 1,000 miles to apply for asylum (which is not illegal) only to find the border closed.
They overwhelmingly don't qualify for asylum. They're looking for work.
So if they don't qualify for asylum then they will be sent back.
But 45 needs to follow the laws on asylum, and he is not.
Termin8tor » 27 Nov 2018 12:20 pm » wrote:
Misty: 45 said they were throwing rocks, but there were no reported injuries.
You're kidding, right? :rofl:
The guy tried to kill me, but missed his shot, so it's ok. :\
I don't believe a word out of his lying mouth.
He also said that they used a mild form of tear gas.
There is no such thing.
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This is so hard for me to look at, but he is so proud.
My grandson the hunter.

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27 Nov 2018 10:00 pm
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28 Nov 2018 4:15 pm
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Uggh! It's worse than last year.

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28 Nov 2018 6:50 pm
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Misty » 27 Nov 2018 6:33 pm » wrote: So if they don't qualify for asylum then they will be sent back.
But 45 needs to follow the laws on asylum, and he is not.

I don't believe a word out of his lying mouth.
He also said that they used a mild form of tear gas.
There is no such thing.
That's like Trump's "CLEAN COAL"! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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