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Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 1:11 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 12:50 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 12:33 pm » wrote:Or the fact that the Pennsylvania court illegally gerrymandered in that state.
No they did ILLEGALLY gerrymander the districts.
They corrected what was a ridiculously partisan gerrymandered map.
And thanks to that I now have a Democratic Congressman.
The GOP appealed the decision to redraw the map to the SCOTUS and the high court rejected their plea.
The Constitution gives legislatures the power to draw districts, and I don't know why SCOTUS declined to hear the case.
They can only take so many cases, or maybe that squish Roberts caved again.
Or maybe they agreed with the lower court that the districts in PA were gerrymandered in a highly partisan way.
I see that you just ignored the map I showed you, and you also ignored the article that shows that Karl Rove had a whole strategy to gerrymander the districts to benefit the GOP.
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 1:07 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 12:50 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 12:33 pm » wrote:****. You don't take into account gerrymandering by your party; California, NY, Illinois, etc.
How does one party get 51 % of the vote, and only end up with 28 % of the seats Precious?
WTF? What does one single state have to do with the entire country?
Both parties gerrymander, and I'd estimate it at close to 50:50 in results.
I can't deal with your level of stupid today.

In the past Democrats have routinely gotten more votes than Republicans in the House, yet Republicans have won more seats.
How Democrats Broke the House Map Republicans Drew

Republicans routinely have been over-represented in Congress when you compare their share of the vote to their share of House seats won.

Since 2000, Democrats have only won the House when they won a majority of the vote nationwide, as they did in 2018.

Republicans have been able to do more with less, securing House majorities while winning less than 50 percent of the vote in four elections since 2000. In 2012, Republicans won a House majority even though their candidates won fewer votes than Democratic candidates.

Democrats have faced an uphill battle in the House since a Republican wave in 2010 gave the GOP control over drawing congressional maps in a majority of states.

While Democrats often tallied huge margins in urban districts, many suburban districts have been just out of reach for their candidates.

A Brennan Center analysis of the 2012 election showed that in states where Republicans controlled redistricting, their candidates won 53 percent of the vote and 72 percent of the seats.

That year, Republicans won 48 percent of the vote nationwide while taking 54 percent of House seats.

In 2016, they won 49 percent of the vote and 55 percent of the seats—a 6 percentage-point gap.
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Now enough of this **** in this thread.
Get back to the jokes or find you **** in the Peanut Gallery.
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THE WHITE HOUSE JUST REALIZED THE SHUTDOWN IS HURTING THE ECONOMY

From the people who brought you “who knew a shutdown would shut down the government?” comes this revelation, roughly 26 days too late.

The partial government shutdown is inflicting far greater damage on the United States economy than previously estimated, the White House acknowledged on Tuesday, as President Trump’s economists doubled projections of how much economic growth is being lost each week the standoff with Democrats continues.

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences.

The analysis, and other projections from outside the White House, suggests that the shutdown has already weighed significantly on growth and could ultimately push the United States economy into a contraction.
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 2:32 pm » wrote:
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST REALIZED THE SHUTDOWN IS HURTING THE ECONOMY

From the people who brought you “who knew a shutdown would shut down the government?” comes this revelation, roughly 26 days too late.

The partial government shutdown is inflicting far greater damage on the United States economy than previously estimated, the White House acknowledged on Tuesday, as President Trump’s economists doubled projections of how much economic growth is being lost each week the standoff with Democrats continues.

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences.

The analysis, and other projections from outside the White House, suggests that the shutdown has already weighed significantly on growth and could ultimately push the United States economy into a contraction.
Illegal aliens also hurt the economy and the taxpayer.

Why the left thinks that DJT will simply capitulate to what Pelosi and Schumer want is a fantasy. It isn't what the people want.
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crimsongulf » 16 Jan 2019 2:45 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 2:32 pm » wrote:
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST REALIZED THE SHUTDOWN IS HURTING THE ECONOMY

From the people who brought you “who knew a shutdown would shut down the government?” comes this revelation, roughly 26 days too late.

The partial government shutdown is inflicting far greater damage on the United States economy than previously estimated, the White House acknowledged on Tuesday, as President Trump’s economists doubled projections of how much economic growth is being lost each week the standoff with Democrats continues.

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences.

The analysis, and other projections from outside the White House, suggests that the shutdown has already weighed significantly on growth and could ultimately push the United States economy into a contraction.
Illegal aliens also hurt the economy and the taxpayer.

Why the left thinks that DJT will simply capitulate to what Pelosi and Schumer want is a fantasy. It isn't what the people want.
Actually you might want to check the polls.
The majority of Americans are against the wall, and many more don't think that it is a priority.

http://fortune.com/2018/12/12/trump-border-wall-poll/
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 1:14 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 7:31 am » wrote:You claimed I'd be speaking Russian and spreading Russian Disinformation soon, psycho. :rofl: :rofl:

That's as freaking ridiculous as your silly smears of Trump being Putin's pet.

You're severely mentally ill. :loco:
No, I JOKED that you'd be speaking Russian soon you crazy **** dingbat.
Pretty sure you're too stupid to ever learn a foreign language.

You're already spreading Russian disinformation, much like the Moscow Minion in the WH.
Your wild smears are so lunatic, I can't tell the difference between "humor' and a serious smear.

Is lying that Trump is "Putin's pet" a joke?

I'll bet not.

You're **** deranged. :loco:
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 1:29 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 1:11 pm » wrote:The Constitution gives legislatures the power to draw districts, and I don't know why SCOTUS declined to hear the case.

They can only take so many cases, or maybe that squish Roberts caved again.
Or maybe they agreed with the lower court that the districts in PA were gerrymandered in a highly partisan way.
Which has nothing to do with it. The Constitution doesn't say anywhere that courts can re-draw districts on that basis; only that legislatures do so.
I see that you just ignored the map I showed you, and you also ignored the article that shows that Karl Rove had a whole strategy to gerrymander the districts to benefit the GOP.
Of course, because typically you're complaining only about what Republicans do, while ignoring what your party does.

I'll bet that there's a near balance between each party's gerrymandering, contrary to your claim.
I can't deal with your level of stupid today.
Too much reality for you to handle. :\
In the past Democrats have routinely gotten more votes than Republicans in the House, yet Republicans have won more seats.
Except for decades before that when your party had more control. Deal with it. This is the way the system works until there's bipartisan reform.
Now enough of this **** in this thread.
Get back to the jokes or find you **** in the Peanut Gallery.
I responded to serious claims you made. Are you putting all your serious posts in the Peanut Gallery?
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:12 pm » wrote:
crimsongulf » 16 Jan 2019 2:45 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 2:32 pm » wrote:
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST REALIZED THE SHUTDOWN IS HURTING THE ECONOMY

From the people who brought you “who knew a shutdown would shut down the government?” comes this revelation, roughly 26 days too late.

The partial government shutdown is inflicting far greater damage on the United States economy than previously estimated, the White House acknowledged on Tuesday, as President Trump’s economists doubled projections of how much economic growth is being lost each week the standoff with Democrats continues.

The revised estimates from the Council of Economic Advisers show that the shutdown, now in its fourth week, is beginning to have real economic consequences.

The analysis, and other projections from outside the White House, suggests that the shutdown has already weighed significantly on growth and could ultimately push the United States economy into a contraction.
Illegal aliens also hurt the economy and the taxpayer.

Why the left thinks that DJT will simply capitulate to what Pelosi and Schumer want is a fantasy. It isn't what the people want.
Actually you might want to check the polls.
The majority of Americans are against the wall, and many more don't think that it is a priority.

http://fortune.com/2018/12/12/trump-border-wall-poll/
Poll was only 1000 people and conducted before the shut down. I believe the results would be different if conducted today with a larger sample size.
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Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:20 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 1:14 pm » wrote:I JOKED that you'd be speaking Russian soon you crazy **** dingbat.
Pretty sure you're too stupid to ever learn a foreign language.
Your wild smears are so lunatic, I can't tell the difference between "humor' and a serious smear.
That's because you lack even a scintilla of a sense of humor.
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:20 pm » wrote:Is lying that Trump is "Putin's pet" a joke?
That's neither a joke, nor a lie unfortunately.

What would you call someone who incesscently praises a murderous dictator like Putin and helps him spread his disinformation and propaganda?

Or someone who is giving Putin yet another huge wet kiss just by even talking about the U.S. pulling out of NATO?
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:46 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:20 pm » wrote:Your wild smears are so lunatic, I can't tell the difference between "humor' and a serious smear.

Is lying that Trump is "Putin's pet" a joke?

I'll bet not.

You're **** deranged. :loco:
That's because you lack even a scintilla of a sense of humor.

That's neither a joke, nor a lie unfortunately.

What would you call someone who incesscently praises a murderous dictator like Putin and helps him spread his disinformation and propaganda?
Thanks for making my point. Your lies are so lunatic that I can't tell the difference between jokes and serious claims. :loco:

You're deranged.

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NeoConvict » 16 Jan 2019 3:36 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:12 pm » wrote:Actually you might want to check the polls.
The majority of Americans are against the wall, and many more don't think that it is a priority.

http://fortune.com/2018/12/12/trump-border-wall-poll/
Poll was only 1000 people and conducted before the shut down. I believe the results would be different if conducted today with a larger sample size.
So find a poll that shows that.
From what I have read Trump's Oval Office speech did not move the needle at all.
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:51 pm » wrote: So find a poll that shows that.
From what I have read Trump's Oval Office speech did not move the needle at all.
He's winning the public debate about immigration and about the wall.

That's called The Big Picture.
have a closer look at Question 4 of the poll:
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Notice anything? Total support for the wall has grown since 2016 (though not yet a majority), while opposition has been diminishing. Strange that the Post wouldn’t report it that way.
See also Question 8, about whether immigration is a serious problem:
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The Post is narrowly correct that the public inclines against seeing immigration as a crisis, but with 47 percent saying it is a “serious problem” and only 26 percent saying it is not as serious problem, it looks like Trump has a winning hand on this issue, no matter how the shutdown is resolved.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/ ... t-poll.php
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Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:51 pm » wrote:
NeoConvict » 16 Jan 2019 3:36 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:12 pm » wrote:Actually you might want to check the polls.
The majority of Americans are against the wall, and many more don't think that it is a priority.

http://fortune.com/2018/12/12/trump-border-wall-poll/
Poll was only 1000 people and conducted before the shut down. I believe the results would be different if conducted today with a larger sample size.
So find a poll that shows that.
From what I have read Trump's Oval Office speech did not move the needle at all.
https://www.langerresearch.com/wp-conte ... utdown.pdf

As i thought, Democrats oppose 9 to 1 remains unchanged. Support for the wall is increasing among independents and Republicans. Still not at a majority yet but the needle is moving in that direction.
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Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:24 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 1:29 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 1:11 pm » wrote:The Constitution gives legislatures the power to draw districts, and I don't know why SCOTUS declined to hear the case.
They can only take so many cases, or maybe that squish Roberts caved again.
Or maybe they agreed with the lower court that the districts in PA were gerrymandered in a highly partisan way.
Which has nothing to do with it. The Constitution doesn't say anywhere that courts can re-draw districts on that basis; only that legislatures do so.
The Republican Assembly's map was in violation of PA's Constitution.
The court gave them a chance to fix it.
They refused and chose to fight it out in court.
They lost.
Boo Hoo.
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NeoConvict » 16 Jan 2019 3:58 pm » wrote:
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:51 pm » wrote:
NeoConvict » 16 Jan 2019 3:36 pm » wrote:Poll was only 1000 people and conducted before the shut down. I believe the results would be different if conducted today with a larger sample size.
So find a poll that shows that.
From what I have read Trump's Oval Office speech did not move the needle at all.
https://www.langerresearch.com/wp-conte ... utdown.pdf

As i thought, Democrats oppose 9 to 1 remains unchanged. Support for the wall is increasing among independents and Republicans. Still not at a majority yet but the needle is moving in that direction.
Still a majority (54%) that oppose the wall.
Misty » 16 Jan 2019 3:12 pm » wrote:
crimsongulf » 16 Jan 2019 2:45 pm » wrote:Why the left thinks that DJT will simply capitulate to what Pelosi and Schumer want is a fantasy.
It isn't what the people want.
Actually you might want to check the polls.
The majority of Americans are against the wall, and many more don't think that it is a priority.
I guess the constant phony 'crisis' talk has affected some people, not to mention the steady drum beat of lies about how terrorists, gang members, and drug dealers are pouring over the Southern border.

If something is truly a crisis, you don't sit around and think about whether or not you want to declare it as such, or do nothing for the two years that your party controlled Congress.
Funny how it only suddenly became a crisis now that Dems hold the House.

Just 2% of Voters Say Trump’s Oval Office Address Changed Their Mind, Poll Says
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Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:49 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:20 pm » wrote:Your wild smears are so lunatic, I can't tell the difference between "humor' and a serious smear.
You're **** deranged. :loco:
Your lies are so lunatic that I can't tell the difference between jokes and serious claims. :loco:
You're deranged.

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Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:54 pm » wrote:
He's winning the public debate about immigration and about the wall.

That's called The Big Picture.
He will get his wall, alright! It will be the walls of Federal Prison! :clap:
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nuckin futz » 16 Jan 2019 6:23 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 16 Jan 2019 3:54 pm » wrote:He's winning the public debate about immigration and about the wall.
That's called The Big Picture.
He will get his wall, alright! It will be the walls of Federal Prison! :clap:
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