A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony

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Termin8tor » 17 Jan 2019 6:05 pm » wrote:
Misty » 17 Jan 2019 4:43 pm » wrote:Put down the crack pipe Precious.
Every point I made is factually true.
I'm sure in your deluded little brain, you believe that.

Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.

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While he flew his wife (all alone) on a military jet to their resort in Florida.
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Sgt Bilko » 17 Jan 2019 10:32 pm » wrote:
Thus proving you are an idiot!!!
You're the idiot who thinks I'm the editor of the Daily News.
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NeoConvict » 17 Jan 2019 5:52 pm » wrote:Getting too much debate in the humor thread again!
I agree. I need to get more aggressive with the Peanut Gallery button.
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Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:08 pm » wrote:Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.

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Poll: Are Obstruction Of Justice and/or Subornation Of Perjury Impeachable Offenses?
They sure as heck weren't to Democrats when Clinton committed it and far, far worse.

Then they and you lied that it was all about sex and Lewinsky-related crimes.
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Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:16 pm » wrote:As I've noted over and over, without your pre-written Official Democrat Talking Point Lies, you can't even tell a believable lie. :\
And as I have noted over and over, you have never had an original thought in your life.
You parrot every far right wingnut talking point you can find, and regurgitate other people's **** crazy opinions.
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:17 pm » wrote:
NeoConvict » 17 Jan 2019 5:52 pm » wrote:Getting too much debate in the humor thread again!
I agree. I need to get more aggressive with the Peanut Gallery button.
What Neo said.
You are clogging up my comedy thread with your usual sycophantic lickspittley (spelling?) rants.
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Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:08 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 17 Jan 2019 6:05 pm » wrote:
Misty » 17 Jan 2019 4:43 pm » wrote:Put down the crack pipe Precious.
Every point I made is factually true.
I'm sure in your deluded little brain, you believe that.

Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=40450/are-obstructi ... e-offenses
All no answers poor wee Misty.
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Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 1:26 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:24 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:16 pm » wrote:As I've noted over and over, without your pre-written Official Democrat Talking Point Lies, you can't even tell a believable lie. :\
And as I have noted over and over, you have never had an original thought in your life.
You parrot every far right wingnut talking point you can find, and regurgitate other people's **** crazy opinions.
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:17 pm » wrote: I agree. I need to get more aggressive with the Peanut Gallery button.
What Neo said.
You are clogging up my comedy thread with your usual sycophantic lickspittley (spelling?) rants.
Hard to find you anywhere else. I enjoy rattling your cage!!
Misty was right about you:

"You are an ignorant atheist windbag spouting gibberish nonsense about everything" — Sgt Bilko

"You are a vacuous simpleton shrieking the same claptrap and rubbish over and over like some kind of a deranged parrot." — Misty
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Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 1:24 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:08 pm » wrote:Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.

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All no answers poor wee Misty.
No one has voted yet you jackass.
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Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:08 pm » wrote:Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.
Poll: Are Obstruction Of Justice and/or Subornation Of Perjury Impeachable Offenses?
They sure as heck weren't to Democrats when Clinton committed it and far, far worse.
You do remember that Clinton was impeached, right?
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:Then they and you lied that it was all about sex and Lewinsky-related crimes.
What did he lie about jackass?
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indago » 18 Jan 2019 2:55 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 1:26 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:24 pm » wrote: And as I have noted over and over, you have never had an original thought in your life.
You parrot every far right wingnut talking point you can find, and regurgitate other peoplef's **** crazy opinions.

What Neo said.
You are clogging up my comedy thread with your usual sycophantic lickspittley (spelling?) rants.
Hard to find you anywhere else. I enjoy rattling your cage!!
Misty was right about you:

"You are an ignorant atheist windbag spouting gibberish nonsense about everything" — Sgt Bilko

"You are a vacuous simpleton shrieking the same claptrap and rubbish over and over like some kind of a deranged parrot." — Misty
Up yours you ignorant stupid piece of what comes out of the east end of a west bound bull. You obviously are lower than whale dung.
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Misty » 18 Jan 2019 4:06 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 1:08 pm » wrote:Will you please respond to my poll Precious?
It's a simple Yes or No question.
Poll: Are Obstruction Of Justice and/or Subornation Of Perjury Impeachable Offenses?
They sure as heck weren't to Democrats when Clinton committed it and far, far worse.
You do remember that Clinton was impeached, right?
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:Then they and you lied that it was all about sex and Lewinsky-related crimes.
What did he lie about jackass?
He also was tried. Why do people leave out what happens after a successful impeachment? The House impeaches and the Senate tries.
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nuckin futz » 17 Jan 2019 6:56 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 17 Jan 2019 4:42 pm » wrote: Since I know you wouldn't want to send me me a defective gift you need to test fire the Polish pistol Mr. Turd!!
I want you to know that I CHEAT during duels! :D

But I wont have to; GAWD is with me! :LOL:
ROTFLMAO
Spelling it like that turns him against you!!!
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Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 5:11 pm » wrote: ROTFLMAO
Spelling it like that turns him against you!!!
What? Do you think you're God now? Do you have a hot line to him, or is it just the signals from the metal plate in your skull picking up radio waves from Gush Limbotomy? :LOL:
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Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 5:08 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 4:06 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:They sure as heck weren't to Democrats when Clinton committed it and far, far worse.
You do remember that Clinton was impeached, right?
He also was tried. Why do people leave out what happens after a successful impeachment? The House impeaches and the Senate tries.
No really?
I did not know that.
Thank you for enlightening me. [/sarcasm]

Clem made it sound like Clinton got away with Obstruction of Justice, and I was just reminding him that he did not get away with it because he was impeached for it.
Of course I know that he was not convicted in the Senate, because he remained in office.
Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 5:14 pm » wrote:Your dementia comes through loud and clear!!!
Oh the irony in that statement.
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Refer to my 'wall off the president' thread!

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Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 6:11 pm » wrote:
Misty » 18 Jan 2019 4:06 pm » wrote:
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 1:18 pm » wrote:They sure as heck weren't to Democrats when Clinton committed it and far, far worse.
You do remember that Clinton was impeached, right?
Given his crimes, abuse of power and impeachable acts, he should have been removed from office.
But your party protected him.
You mean like your party is protecting Trump now?

Republicans were the majority party in the Senate at the time (55) and only 45 voted for conviction on the perjury charge, and 50 on the obstruction charge.
:rofl:

So it looks like some members in your party were 'protecting' him.
Termin8tor » 18 Jan 2019 6:11 pm » wrote:Democrats and their Talking Point Liars claimed it was all about Lewinsky.
He committed quite a number of felonies, abuses of power and impeachable acts totally unrelated.
There were only two articles of impeachment.
Perjury and obstruction of justice, period.

The abuse of power charge was voted down with even 81 Republicans voting against it.

But you keep spewing those talking point lies.
It's what you do best.
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Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 5:02 pm » wrote:
indago » 18 Jan 2019 2:55 pm » wrote:
Sgt Bilko » 18 Jan 2019 1:26 pm » wrote: Hard to find you anywhere else. I enjoy rattling your cage!!
Misty was right about you:

"You are an ignorant atheist windbag spouting gibberish nonsense about everything" — Sgt Bilko

"You are a vacuous simpleton shrieking the same claptrap and rubbish over and over like some kind of a deranged parrot." — Misty
Up yours you ignorant stupid piece of what comes out of the east end of a west bound bull. You obviously are lower than whale dung.
You're just mad because you think you are one of the chosen one's, and it is obvious that you are not. You think you have been washed of your sins, but you are neck deep in your transgressions. I warned you about that, and you didn't listen.

In your response, do the Squirm'nDenial first, then the Shukn'nJivin and Bob'nWeave, then the Ol' Kabuki Dance. Then do the handwringing thing, with the weeping and wailing, and gnashing of teeth...

And throw in some WhineySnively too...


You're really good at that...
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